Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Dear @apple, your update sucks a human centipede ass. 1170
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The problem with glasses is that you need your glasses to find your glasses when you lose your glasses. 7508
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Why do I still to this day know the entire rap in the theme song of the 1987 Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks comedy Dragnet? But somehow I can’t get all of my lines right for my comedy show that opens tomorrow. 4140
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Just a reminder that according to Rick James what makes a girl a “superfreak” is incense, wine, and candles. 3181
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Don’t threaten me with permanent deletion of my Facebook page, you Meta message warriors. I’m always up for a good thing. 1351
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Faygo is what a state fair would taste like if it was a soda. 1120
Reposted by Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5Folding Chairs Sketch Comedy @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025youtu.be/WnjIw5H6Tak?... Let’s start with a shameless plug! Try our brand new Smirnoff Sport!youtu.beSmirnoff Sport CommercialYouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe 071
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 28/12/2024It’s almost New Years Eve! . . . . . Fuck. 6491
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Christmas music is the Christmas music of Christmas music. 4363
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Google AI response to a search I just did. "It's not possible for a Viking longship to be on Mars because Vikings were seafaring people from Scandinavia, and Mars is a planet not located at sea." Which implies that there is a planet located at sea. I want to go there. 1140
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Hear me out: Pizza... but the crust is a steak. 12301
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Remember: Thanksgiving is a competitive sport. There are winners and there are losers. Only there are no winners, and we all lose. 3401
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 23/11/2024We are migrating our sketch comedy troupe out of the rage-o-sphere and over to here. So give us a follow. Because we're funny. And I said so. @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social 1284
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Scented trash bags smell worse than trash. 2273
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Haven't posted on X since last April. So I put up a post saying I'm headed over here. Which got me these lovelies. Feels like I'm making the right call here. 311075
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m watching the fight tonight, and I thought “I could do this” and a bug crawled across my arm so I moved out and set the house ablaze, but from a distance because I’m scared of fire, too. 3560
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Remember the last time you broke up with somebody who treated you like shit? And then a few years later, you decided to get back together with them? And they still treated you like absolute shit? Yep. 4402
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I guess we all doing this now? 5421
Eric Vale - Next Con ➡️ Toon Fusion Tulsa, OK Oct 4-5 @ericvale.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Public service announcement: Your “fun fact” is neither fun nor a fact. 1111