Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Flocktober: I will only be listening to Flock of Seagulls all month 160
Reposted by Brianmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990801670
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sitting outside a bar in Milos that's playing trip-hop loudly. I ask my husband, "What's the band I'm thinking of that sounds like this?" He says, "Portishead." "Thank you! All my brain could come up with was Gogurtface" 270
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Whoever plays the harpsichord has to be a little cocky" - My Husband 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Update: the guide did an excellent job meeting that person's dietary needs, and was an absolute delight! 10/10 121
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We're on a food tour in Venice. One of our fellow patrons is allergic to all foods. This is going to be interesting. 151
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The new front desk guy at my building looks like John Hodgeman 200
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Who wants to go to this with me? theclarice.umd.edu/events/count...theclarice.umd.eduCounterpoint: Rhapsody in Blue ft. Conrad Tao & Caleb Teicher | The Clarice Smith Performing Arts CenterAbout the EventCounterpoint is a one-of-a-kind project—part dance and part piano recital, with a dose of theatrics—that demands to be experienced live! The collaboration between great American compose... 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can confirm that I was not wearing the shortest shorts at work today. 140
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Definitely a weather station on the top. Maybe magnetometers on each of the arms? 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New Mexico is very pretty but I am glad to experience humidity again. 020
Reposted by Brianbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham 655931164
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There needs to be more Spider Man movies. Perhaps a new one released every 37 minutes. And every third one starts over again from the start. Yeah. That seems like a good idea. 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Though it's hard to get the temp of the potatoes right without obliterating the green beans 000
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026She almost found a plane! www.theguardian.com/music/shortc...theguardian.comCourtney Love claims she may have found flight MH370Love responded to the call to search on Tomnod.com for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, and, when she reckoned she had located it, posted a picture on her Facebook page. Then again, as she admits ... 000
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"Courtney Love Detective Agency" -- TV show idea from this past weekend 283
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Running into @jm301bsky.bsky.social and his husband was definitely an excellent end to my Pride Saturday 130
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