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Brian

@alephnulldc.bsky.social
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DC. Queer. Physicist. Lover of cheese. Flatulent.

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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has to be a close second
A tourist train shaped truck pulling two carriages in Brindisi, Italy
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ancient Greek butts!
A photo of three ancient Greek statues of the male form taken from behind showing their rear assets
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at this ancient twink!
Bust of an ancient young man found in Brindisi Italy
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I've been thinking about after seeing Robyn
I Keep...
... bouncing on your bone
... jizzing on the phone
... playing the trombone 
... wanting to get blown
... swallowing your bone
... stroking my own bone
... wishing I was Joan
... biking to Cologne 
... tossing you a stone
... shooting at Capone
... flying to Gabon
... eating Toblerone
... huffing acetone 
... sectioning a cone
... wishing I had flown
... yearning for a scone
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pizza Pizza uses Windows XP Professional
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rosalía was absolutely amazing
Rosalía on stage in front of a picture frame singing Can't Take My Eyes off of You while fans look on
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I made a new friend
A full A&W bag showing their bear-faced logo
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ebee's' Bathroom
Author in the Ebee's' Bathroom taking a selfie with a picture of Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show as portrayed by Tim Curry behind him
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Talking about haircuts at the bar tonight and I don't think this pandemic self-cut was pretty good
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This is the perfect cracker
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am not into astrology and I often have to be reminded of whatever sign thingie I am. My Mom sent me these pencils for my birthday and I don't think I am any of these things... except the drunk part on occasion.
A box of AQUARIUS ASTROLOGY PENCILS with the labels:
YOU HAD ME AT REVOLUTION
UP FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
SPIRITUAL GANGSTA
WOKE AF
POTENTIAL LIFE COACH
BFF COLLECTOR
ENIGMATIC BUT ALSO DRUNK
AQUARIANS ARE SECRETLY SMARTER
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Saw a pyramid!
Me and hubby standing in front of the pyramid of the sun at teotihuacán
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Also, there is this piece of ceramic sculpture that I created also in 8th grade.
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My parents have embarked on Swedish death cleaning which means that I have started going through bins of crap from my childhood. This is the itinerary for a Junior High trip to DC in 1988 that I remember fairly well. I hope the teachers that were on the trip got hazard pay.
Victor Junior High School's Touring Itinerary (May 26 - 29, 1988)

Thursday, May 26

... Visit the United States

View the Liberty Bell

Visit Independence Hall

Visit Franklin Court

Tour the Betsy Ross home

visit Christ Church

Tour Elfreth's Alley

Friday, May 27

Mint

SS Constellation

Visit the National Aquarium

Shop at the Inner Harbor

Tour Mount Vernon

Night tour of

... The Lincoln Memorial

... The Jefferson Memorial

The Kennedy Center

... The Iwo Jima Marine Memorial

Saturday, May 28

... Visit Capitol Hill

View the Supreme Court

Visit the National Archives

Wash

... Visit Ford's Theatre

.. Tour the National Cathedral

.. Visit the National Air and Space Museum

Sunday, May 29

Visit Arlington National Cemetery (The Junior High will participate in the wreath-laying ceremony)

Services Provided

... Three nights lodging

... Seven meals

.. Round trip motor coach transportation & sightseeing.

.. Licensed tour guide for every bus

Guide book for each person

... Performance by Christian the Magician

.. Pizza at the hotel

... Hotel security guard each evening

... All touring fees paid
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We have a little fake tree this year!
Small Christmas tree lightly decorated
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Caspar Milquetoast
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'm in a room full of 40-somethings and 50-somethings nodding along to the music
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm always vacant for you Everest. Always.
Screenshot of a spam text saying, "Hello! I am Everest There's an open employment I think might be a great fit for you. Are you vacant to chat for a while?"
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Shortly after (h/t) @rjamesmitchell.bsky.social
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hello from the beach
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Went to a birthday party this evening where we were encouraged to wear a t-shirt of our favorite "music diva." I taped the photo below to my shirt.
Photo of Angela Lansbury
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Went to both shows that @subradioband.bsky.social put on at @930club.bsky.social last night! Both were amazing and I really like the new album.
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Okay so I did take one. And it was impressive but still very disconcerting
Inside of a Waymo death cab driving on the streets of San Francisco
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I was in a pressurized tube in the sky!
Selfie on a plane
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My dryer made a gym shorts rat king
Four pairs of gym shorts with their drawstrings entangled into a massive mess
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I bought some light reading
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Washington Social Club at DC9. Always a good show!
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Mohs surgery was developed around 1938 by Frederic E. Mohs. It was not developed by Friedrich Mohs, the creator of the Mohs scale of mineral hardness (1812).
Selfie with bandaged nose after round 1 of Mohs surgery
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Ziggy is on Team Fluff
Ziggy the dog posed in a blue Puppy Bowl bandanna in front of a Puppy Bowl banner. Ziggy's right ear is stuck upwards as per his usual.
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Our new sextile
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Also, here's a rock that looks like a butt.
Rock formation at Joshua Tree National Park that looks like a butt.
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Palm Springs is nice y'all
Evening sky over Palm Springs showing the crescent Moon and Venus over a mountain ridge
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