Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 8hFlocktober: I will only be listening to Flock of Seagulls all month 160
Reposted by Brianmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990551666
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sitting outside a bar in Milos that's playing trip-hop loudly. I ask my husband, "What's the band I'm thinking of that sounds like this?" He says, "Portishead." "Thank you! All my brain could come up with was Gogurtface" 270
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Whoever plays the harpsichord has to be a little cocky" - My Husband 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We're on a food tour in Venice. One of our fellow patrons is allergic to all foods. This is going to be interesting. 151
Reposted by Briana springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: big shirtless ron will no longer be opening for ed sheeran. 217432
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The new front desk guy at my building looks like John Hodgeman 200
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Who wants to go to this with me? theclarice.umd.edu/events/count...theclarice.umd.eduCounterpoint: Rhapsody in Blue ft. Conrad Tao & Caleb Teicher | The Clarice Smith Performing Arts CenterAbout the EventCounterpoint is a one-of-a-kind project—part dance and part piano recital, with a dose of theatrics—that demands to be experienced live! The collaboration between great American compose... 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can confirm that I was not wearing the shortest shorts at work today. 140
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New Mexico is very pretty but I am glad to experience humidity again. 020
Reposted by Brianbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham 655961164
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Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There needs to be more Spider Man movies. Perhaps a new one released every 37 minutes. And every third one starts over again from the start. Yeah. That seems like a good idea. 010
Reposted by BrianThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026*putting some salmon outside to make smoked salmon* 108812
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"Courtney Love Detective Agency" -- TV show idea from this past weekend 283
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Running into @jm301bsky.bsky.social and his husband was definitely an excellent end to my Pride Saturday 130
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I've been finding myself using a "touch my Yeztugo bumps while standing and thinking" stance in place of a "hands-on-hips while standing and thinking" stance 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I spent a week at the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center and did not once see Goatman. I am disappointed. 130
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The absolutely only good thing about having National Guard Troops occupying my city is seeing three or four of them standing at a corner facing outward and thinking, 'I hope I see their butts touch this time' 040
Reposted by BrianDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska 513897681
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Talking about haircuts at the bar tonight and I don't think this pandemic self-cut was pretty good 3170
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026There should be a pirate-themed cover of The La's' "There She Goes" entitled "Thar She Blows" 020
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm not sure why Ru Paul has so many doulas to give away 010
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It's 10:45 am and I'm taking my third shower of the day 020
Brian @alephnulldc.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I think I will start taking selfies in the Sheetz of Central Pennsylvania and submitting them to LGP 120
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