Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comOoop And I Oop ReactionAlt: Ooop And I Oop Reaction 010
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In 2000, I moved to the Chicago burbs and did door to door sales of coupons (and later wall pay phones) for 9 months. It was a terrible terrible job, but I’m not scared to talk to random strangers. 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am from Detroit and lived in Chicago for a long time. And that's my accent. 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There recalling prunes. The prune food poisoning means you die on the toilet! 000
Reposted by Mike BordenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
Reposted by Mike BordenRachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 25/08/2026if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world 534201015
Reposted by Mike Borden✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 2160784849
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comWilliam Riker's Sarcastic 'Swell'Alt: William Riker's Sarcastic 'Swell' 272
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comNo Makeup LookAlt: Denise Richards in Drop Dead Gorgeous 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Since he’s pet of the menagerie, here’s a Fergie pic. 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Allons enfants de la patrie le jour de gloire est arrivé! 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 27/06/2026static.klipy.comIt's Good to Be the KingAlt: It's Good to Be the King said by Mel Brooks in History of the World Part 1. 010
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 30/05/2026static.klipy.comLucille Ball's I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory PanicAlt: Lucille Ball's I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory Panic 031
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 23/05/2026static.klipy.comDon't Cry Out Loud!ALT: Don't Cry Out Loud! 191
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Falco's Pizza on 35th and Archer in Chicago. And no, not deep dish. Tavern style, sausage, onions, green pepper and black olives 142
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It is time for the annual Tom Holland doing Rihanna's Umbrella that is still breaking the Internet. 020
Reposted by Mike BordenIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s 16119281087
Reposted by Mike BordenMicah @rincewind.run · 17/03/2026dune movie enjoyers: I liked Duncan Idaho and was sad when he died dune book knowers, waiting for the new trailer: have we got some good news for you 471953160
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I mean, Clue is just sitting right there.media.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses is holding a glass of wine in front of a door .Alt: Mrs. Peacock, a woman wearing glasses is dropping a glass of wine in front of a door, screaming. 2131
Reposted by Mike BordenLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Roses are red Orchids are wired 1234964
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I mean, the evening before she goes back into seclusion, Enya should then do a hard techno DJ set at the Berghain in Berlin. And the set will include hard techno covers of Orinoco Flow and Caribbean Blue 000
Reposted by Mike BordenOuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The tantrum is going to be otherworldly. The day after the Brits arrested one of most powerful members of his pedophile cabal too??? He’s probably sitting somewhere up to his chin in ketchup, like Pennwise. 0141
Reposted by Mike BordenRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Ramadan Mubarak! Kung Hei Fat Choi! Laissez bon temps rouler! Hodesh Adar tov! Y'ALL ⭐ 91077352
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Both of the Jewels I go to both did a store refresh last year. I still get lost when I try to find the cranberry juice. 010
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1. Documentary Filmmaking 2. History of Fashion 1400-1899 3. History of the Aztec Empire 4. German Literature 1 5. It didn't have a name, but the 1st GLBT history class at my college 000
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This has been floating around today, but my colorblind ass needs this one to actually see the image. 030
Reposted by Mike BordenJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/01/2026good night for a nice loud THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON US 026746
Reposted by Mike BordenQuadCityPat @quadcitypat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Whistle Blowing soccer moms and dads in Minneapolis to Bovino:media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting on a couch and talking to cersei , i want her to know it was me .ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on a couch and talking to cersei , i want her to know it was me . 0224
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Watching “Downfall” to practice my German and watch a movie about the last days of a dictator. No reason, just cuz. 020
Reposted by Mike BordenDune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Here I am and here I remain" 0123
Mike Borden @aldebaran26.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The rockets red glare The bombs bursting in the air Gave proof through the night OUR flag was still there 05516
Reposted by Mike BordenZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 24/01/2026If you’re struggling, I’m copy pasting what a trauma therapist friend suggested here: “Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation” 11869341
Reposted by Mike BordenItsEasyBeingGreen @itseasybeinggreen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026If you intend to record ICE on your phone, make sure mobile data upload to the cloud is enabled. 322257721
Reposted by Mike BordenPsychologist sometime after Pentecost @camc920110.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I saw it. Without intending to. And I think I’ll see him die when I close my eyes for a long time. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed rest in peace. 17112
Reposted by Mike BordenCheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I'm not going to watch or repost the video. We know a federal agent killed another Minnesotan. Do not traumatize yourself. 215828
Reposted by Mike BordenAndrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs Turn it off, now. 1416961095
Reposted by Mike BordenConstant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Current look at the presidential suite on AF1 621023