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Hal Raiser

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 16h
Holy shit.
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Washington State Dept of Natural Resources @wadnr.bsky.social · 19h
Tell your boss I give full permission for you to have a geoduck Monday. Just go home, bury yourself in the soft sand...and don't emerge for years...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SURE IS GREAT THEY MADE EVERYONE PLAY LIKE 40 EXTRA SNAPS FROM TICKY TACK PENALTIES
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Child: "I like the Seahawks blue team to win but who not in our family likes the white team to win?" "I don't know, buddy. I don't know."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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One Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This commentator keeps calling the Chargers kicker "Dicker" instead of "Decker"
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dicker just running right onto the field on live TV huh?
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh ok that was legit and really silly
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mike swearing straight-up and then covering his mouth with his playsheet to keep going >>>
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God bless the Chargers, man
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, yes, George Hoooolani
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SEAMILF?? @justwhitney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game literally has everything lmao
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
69 in a row, you say
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get JSN is inhumanly-good but the broadcast nitpicking every single choice that doesn't go to him is pathetically sloppy analysis.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok we all heard Herbert is DICKED instead of decked there right?
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
McConkey does sound like the name of a WR who would drop passes
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Missed u, handsome Julian
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Refs today like:
Jasper from the Simpsons: "Clean tackling? That's a paddlin'"
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh FUCK OFF
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure I want to hear about paying off the booth's graphic package
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not sure I've had enough sleep and a good enough last week to leave this game on.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't realize that the Chargers/Seahawks special teams matchup was going to have a Dick-off
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It looks so gorgeous at the stadium right now; I really miss going to games
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do love seeing Nate and Russ sitting next to each other at the desk.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tinny Tim from Futurama: " You raised my hopes and dashed them quite an expertly, sir. Bravo!"
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Zack @admrlzackbar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really don’t understand how the Eagles could have blown this so spectacularly badly and I literally watched it happen with my own eyes
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Riq getting those 30-seconds later calls today, lord
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only two units in football: Offense and defense. There is no third "special" team.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jalen Hurts the Rams chances of winning the game
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess I can't be that surprised that the billionaire AI enthusiast is a closet Trump supporter....
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you really don't have any thoughts of flipping the team you can just say "no."instead of trying to establish future theoretical leverage
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I missed this when it first came out, feeding an NFL team is fascinating youtu.be/qcWPVd_2Irs
youtu.be
What It Takes to Feed an NFL Team
YouTube video by Andy Cooks
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tinny Tim from Futurama: " You raised my hopes and dashed them quite an expertly, sir. Bravo!"
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/10/2026
It's messed up that I have to root for Aaron Rodgers to put down the Watson comeback chatter
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody: Sean McVay:
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This would fix me
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pork Chop Womack name-dropped by Josh on today's Last Meals, hell yes.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok fine, in no particular order:
A list of top nine video games: Dragon Quest 4 & 7, Secret of Mana, Phoenix Wright, Earthbound, Xenogears, Bubble Bobble, Valkyrie Profile, Super Metroid
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait what?
An advertisement for a Taco Time pizza from Pagliacci.
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man Traveling Without Moving is still an excellent album
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The defense is going to have so much pride.
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Ben @bseahawk14.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My happiness the Rams lost is so much higher than my sadness the Seahawks lost, the lesson: being a hater rules
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're first place at the limbo and also the bar is set to 7'
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#12 pick Bo Nix since 2024 wins 25 pass yards 8,146 td passes 56 all most among draft class
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026
If you feel bad about your football team, just remember the Browns are above .500, that'll make you feel even worse
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN is so fucking ridiculous my word
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like there's at least one game every season where I have to post I'm not a ref conspiracy theorist but, and it sure does look like today is going to be the winner
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Hal Raiser @alaric10000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mariota is only 33?
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