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Alan A Hockert

@alanhockert.bsky.social
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Minnesota stuff Land of Sky-tinted waters, and I would like to keep it that way. Small Business owner 🍕 Came here for the skeets. Stayed for the Wheel of Time. Once upon a time, I was Artur P. Hawkwing in another realm. He/Him

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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 13h
It's Psycho behavior.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dems Need to piss pound this take.
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Noice Carol Oates @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a massive fistfight that spills out of their soundstage and onto the one where they're shooting spaceballs 2
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Min v Chi in the Rain Game
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love that he gave both profiles, too.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would bet the initial takeoff creates a low pressure wave the rest of the flock can take advantage of to make taking off more smooth and keep the kinetic energy going down flock.
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think a lot about Asimov's Zeroth law lately
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Woodsy Owl! Always remember: “Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute!”
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It doesn't spiral differently, but the light does look like it's in October.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Awesome job! You're as partisan as the French Resistance.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm watching NFL to see if the football spirals different downunda.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe it's a fart box to keep the many of the passengers comfortable.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Detroit Tigers broadcast doing #RainDelayQuestions is the best thing on tv.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I assume he's big mad about the Epstien Ranch there.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taking them to the White House, I'm sure.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is an incidence rate of… 0.00547% The voter fraud allegations you’ve been sold are blatantly and provably false.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My brothers rented so many movies and games from Video Update that my mom got a part-time job there.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dog and bunny
Drawing of a puppy with a pink bunny and the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Top the Tater should be bottomless.
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Mark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wonder why 90 days. Couldn’t be because the midterms are in… 74 days, right? Right? Apparently communist price controls are fine when you’re trying to get votes. Who knew?
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of N Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with S Korea.” This man is failing to defend the United States. This man is a traitor. This man should be removed.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS Department of Justice lawsuit seeking to compel Minnesota to provide access to its statewide voter registration data. Another victory for my firm and our clients. DOJ is now 0-23. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/minnes...
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🚨 United States v. Simon
Learn more here.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Taking the side of communist North Korea over Democratic South Korea sends a clear signal Donald Trump is sympathetic to communists.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trash co b shady AF
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Turns out Kyle Shanahan’s serious car accident was a Tesla autopilot crash.
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Rock and Roll Garage @rockandrollgarage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When mom is maniac on drums #drums #videos #drummer
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Since about 2014
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this is what they took from you
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is all a crazy effort to rewrite the past, yes. But what's really terrifying is hearing these people tell us how badly they're going to fuck up the *next* pandemic they're now creating without that nerd Fauci holding them back.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mr Blanche, you've been Phanged!
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
😆
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Excellent, Smithers. Excellent.
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Iran should have given to the ballroom.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Michael Flynn pushed to share nuclear tech with Saudis, report says | PBS News share.google/fSHIAkjYY33f...
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Michael Flynn pushed to share nuclear tech with Saudis, report says
Senior White House officials pushed a project to share nuclear power technology with Saudi Arabia despite the objections of ethics and national security officials, according to a new congressional rep...
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At the Mariners game…
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 21/07/2026
Stop everything you're doing, it's Erling Haaland's birthday today 🩵🎂
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
😆
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Woot, woot! 🇪🇸 🎆 ⚽️
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Um, what? 😳
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dodgers gonna Dodger. They're too good. Yanks need a Yordan Alverez to make their lineup scary again.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Got that FOMO for some MAHA Blast. Need to get me some leafy greens.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good, good.
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Alan A Hockert @alanhockert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro!
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