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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

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Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Scenes at Selhurst Park this evening! #cpfc 🎶🎶‘Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil’ 😉

A man in a suit appears to be engulfed by wide ticker tape paper which is being blown off a football pitch in a heavy wind. The man appears to be trying to collect the ticker tape but is seemingly overwhelmed. This is reminiscent of a scene from the Terry Gilliam film ‘Brazil’.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

@davecakes.bsky.social took a while at the framer but it’s up now! Lovely stuff, thank you.

A domestic room with two large square pictures on the wall mounted side-by-side. Both pictures are 60 cm² black frames with a white inner border mount, the picture on the right is a cartoon style image of a large gull flying away with a red ice cream in its beak, and the left hand image is of a brown Greyhound type dawg from the shoulders to the snout tip looking up from bottom left to top right. The artist for the seagull picture is Dave cakes and the Greyhound was drawn by Pete McKee.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Fabulous uplifting stuff here, and so true about what greyhounds are like.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Santa joined us for dinner. Looked tired.

A round dinner plate with traditional Christmas food arranged to form a face a bit like a tired Santa Claus. The eyes are made from Yorkshire puddings with sprouts for the eyeballs, the nose is made from Vegan pigs in blankets and the mouth is made from Vegan no turkey roast and cranberry sauce. There is a beard below which is made from bread sauce and cauliflower cheese. The ears are parsnips and the red cap is formed out of carrots.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Nice way to brighten a wintry afternoon. Thanks Eddie 🙏. #cpfc

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Party time for Alan in Wonderland

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

As a low level map geek from that part of the world I found this fascinating. Thank you 👏

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Visiting the funfair today and wondering what you can actually do with these big prizes once they’re home.

A large man who is a fairground operator is sitting in a camping chair outside a rifle range fairground attraction. Around him are several large stuffed toy characters which are offered as prizes. The composition of the picture suggests that the large man who is in charge of the attraction is in fact one of the prizes.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Do they need a harmonica player? 💕

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

An advert from Facebook marketplace. It offers two sunloungers for £45 but the picture is of a middle aged couple standing in what looks like an Italian side street on holiday.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

A Facebook marketplace advert for Mrs Tee’s wild mushrooms but the picture is of an elderly bald man looking wistfully at the camera. I surmise he must be a fun guy.

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Donald Rumsfeld may be interested….

A screenshot of a Facebook marketplace advertisement showing a caravan, the listing describes it as an unknown unknown.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Me referring to this as Sigue Sigue Cygnet is a cultural reference that is entirely lost to the other volunteers at Wildlife in Need.

A young swan stands proudly in the paddock at the Wildlife in Need rescue and rehabilitation centre

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Didn’t think it possible but I think I just fell a bit more for Eberechi Eze. What a goal! #cpfc

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Do you have a name for your mixer?

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The only acceptable goose steps.

A Canada goose sits at the base of a set of portable metal steps.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Yesterday a goose stood on my chest. It was one of the highlights of the week.

A man in a fluorescent jacket is lying on his back in a paddock. A big white Embden goose called Boris is standing proudly on the man’s chest. A Canada goose looks on from the left with a quizzical tilt of the head.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Bit of a ‘Peter! You’ve Lost the news!’ thing ongoing at the moment on BBC radio 4 (6pm)

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Crockery and dishwasher designers need to call a ceasefire and figure out how to start working with each other constructively. This can't go on.

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

vm.tiktok.com/ZGdh4hCHc/ It’s a magical time of year 😆

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hello! I have a TikTok page with some short and funny animal videos set to banging beats. Feel free to have a look👍 www.tiktok.com/@alanvegancl...

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