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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
 
The picture shows the upper torso of a man playing a piano accordion. The piano accordion covers most of the man’s body. The man’s hands neck and face, the exposed part of his body, are a very crimson red colour. His  clothes and the accordion are depicted in black and white. His teeth show clearly as a white grin and he has two white horns protruding from the top of his bald head. The overall image is of a devilish character playing a piano accordion and laughing manically.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There nothing you can do, just total reclips of the parts.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
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Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Are they by any chance related?
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Scenes at Selhurst Park this evening! #cpfc 🎶🎶‘Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil’ 😉
A man in a suit appears to be engulfed by wide ticker tape paper which is being blown off a football pitch in a heavy wind. The man appears to be trying to collect the ticker tape but is seemingly overwhelmed. This is reminiscent of a scene from the Terry Gilliam film ‘Brazil’.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
*desiccated
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’d been looking for a while to find the ‘other half’. When I saw your picture I knew instantly 🙏.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@davecakes.bsky.social took a while at the framer but it’s up now! Lovely stuff, thank you.
A domestic room with two large square pictures on the wall mounted side-by-side. Both pictures are 60 cm² black frames with a white inner border mount, the picture on the right is a cartoon style image of a large gull flying away with a red ice cream in its beak, and the left hand image is of a brown Greyhound type dawg from the shoulders to the snout tip looking up from bottom left to top right. The artist for the seagull picture is Dave cakes and the Greyhound was drawn by Pete McKee.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I agree, this is Rustle meeting one of his kind.
A picture taken on an early spring morning with a blue sky to the left with clouds to the right. In a muddy field surrounded by a dense hedge there are two chestnut coloured horses. The one in the foreground is bent to sniff at the rear end of a large black male Greyhound who is standing seemingly unconcerned by the horses nose on his rear. The second horse is standing in the background observing this behaviour.  This picture was taken a few moments after the previous picture and shows the black Greyhound, who is called Rustle, nose to nose with the chestnut horse (with no name) in a very dawg like greeting. To the left of the shot there is a strange intrusion of white, it is in fact a white horse’s nose and mouth. The slanted horizon annoys me, I should have fixed that before posting, sorry.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hiding in plain sight ..? youtu.be/boeZOAX_dwY?...
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Electric Light Orchestra - Can't Get it Out Of My Head (1975) • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
‘Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the …. piste’ 😃 #hmhb youtu.be/Gx2SVzWZkAs?...
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Half Man Half Biscuit - Even Men with Steel Hearts [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That’s brilliant and I’d love a big print of it - is it commercially available in any way?
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Side eye from the curtains
A Facebook marketplace advert for a pair of silver lined curtains. The picture shows one of the curtains with two large eyelets. The curtain is folded in such a way that the corresponding eyelets beneath are slightly off centre thus giving the impression that the two curtain eyelets are in fact eyes and that they are looking to the right from the viewer’s perspective so it looks like it’s a curtain giving a side eye
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Rustle endorses this message 👍
A large black greyhound with a white chest sitting like an Egyptian Sphinx, head tilted with ears up looking straight at the camera. This is Rustle.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fabulous uplifting stuff here, and so true about what greyhounds are like.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My greyhound Rustle awoke at the sound of Zeus - tell Zeus Rustle says sleepy ‘hi’.
The head of a black greyhound who is almost asleep in his chequer patterned dog bed.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Was it ‘… a succulent Chinese meal…’ ?
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Santa joined us for dinner. Looked tired.
A round dinner plate with traditional Christmas food arranged to form a face a bit like a tired Santa Claus. The eyes are made from Yorkshire puddings with sprouts for the eyeballs, the nose is made from Vegan pigs in blankets and the mouth is made from Vegan no turkey roast and cranberry sauce. There is a beard below which is made from bread sauce and cauliflower cheese. The ears are parsnips and the red cap is formed out of carrots.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
That’s the wokes for you.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nice way to brighten a wintry afternoon. Thanks Eddie 🙏. #cpfc
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Party time for Alan in Wonderland
A selfie showing me with my head turned to semi profile with my tongue out apparently accepting a piece of cake from the mad hatter. The hatter is actually a drawing on the wall behind me but the perspective kind of works.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Antonioni said he’s only going to use three of our songs. We are very much heading towards the dark side but a little meddle may help. All the best, from Roger and the lads.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
They told me I’d got a big tariff, and you know what I told them, I said, I already have the biggest and MOST BEAUTIFUL of tariffs. Donald. PS I’ll drop the $1bn claim for now.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fake views!
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nottingham had some big ideas…..
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Indeed, I think I saw it in an edition of this… www.amazon.co.uk/Arfur-Tow-Cr...
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Arfur Tow Crate in Staffy Cher: Bk. 1: Humorous Look at Pottery Dialect: Amazon.co.uk: Povey, Alan, Ridler, Andy: 9780905074009: Books
Buy Arfur Tow Crate in Staffy Cher: Bk. 1: Humorous Look at Pottery Dialect by Povey, Alan, Ridler, Andy (ISBN: 9780905074009) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligib...
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Lived nearby in the 80s. There was a joke around along the lines of ‘I don’t know why they call it the D Road, it’s used at night as well’.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
As a low level map geek from that part of the world I found this fascinating. Thank you 👏
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Aah, shame 🙁
We are saddened to announce that Lionel, who was a guest favourite here at Longleat, has passed away.

The eight-year-old was one of four red pandas and will be honoured when we mark International Red Panda Day on Saturday.

A key part of the European-wide conservation breeding programme, Lionel fathered four cubs during his time at Longleat.

A spokesman for Longleat said: “We are deeply saddened to announce Lionel’s passing, as well as playing a key part in the breeding programme, he became a popular TV celebrity and helped us to deliver amazing close-up experiences for guests.

“We know he was much-loved by visitors and keepers alike; our keepers were devoted to him and all the red pandas who live with us, and they are committed to providing the best possible care for this endangered species.”

Keepers will be sharing memories of Lionel as well as highlighting the key conservation work taking place to mark International Red Panda Day on Saturday.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
That lunge deserved a red though.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Here’s one for @sellingamirror.bsky.social Ghostly!
A Facebook marketplace listing for a long mirror. The mirror is being held from behind by one person and the picture taken by someone who is shown reflected, but covered in a blanket or sheet like the classic comic depiction of a ghost.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Best Wishes. Giles.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Would it be ok if I already smell of wee?
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I still prefer The Wedding Present.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Instead it turns out we saved it for a rainy day.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Visiting the funfair today and wondering what you can actually do with these big prizes once they’re home.
A large man who is a fairground operator is sitting in a camping chair outside a rifle range fairground attraction. Around him are several large stuffed toy characters which are offered as prizes. The composition of the picture suggests that the large man who is in charge of the attraction is in fact one of the prizes.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
She calls them her ‘victory rolls’.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Gave yourself away as being a cat in the last line. In a bowling alley maybe, but still a cat.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Do they need a harmonica player? 💕
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Nobody puts Deirdre in a corner.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Haha, this really is cool.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I recommend @nextupcomedy.com for live streams and archive recordings of stand up.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Well, if she’s let you take her up the Primrose Valley already….
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
An advert from Facebook marketplace. It offers two sunloungers for £45 but the picture is of a middle aged couple standing in what looks like an Italian side street on holiday.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A Facebook marketplace advert for Mrs Tee’s wild mushrooms but the picture is of an elderly bald man looking wistfully at the camera. I surmise he must be a fun guy.
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
And had a mac
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Fun guy
A Facebook marketplace advert for wild mushrooms, however the picture is a selfie of a balding man probably in his late 60s, and not the chicken in the wood mushrooms on offer.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I find this news personally very reassuring😁
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Alan Clifford @alanclifford.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Donald Rumsfeld may be interested….
A screenshot of a Facebook marketplace advertisement showing a caravan, the listing describes it as an unknown unknown.
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