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Akuji Lorelaÿ

@akujilorelay.bsky.social
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk leftist and a professional yearner ig. Also, a horse. Everything I say is a joke.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
She's absolutely right.
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Tennessee High Schooler Rips Into 'Cowards' On School Board For Not Firing Colleague Who Called Her 'Hot' In Scathing Takedown
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“Let’s go be gay boys with mama”
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I really love black women. I’m sure it comes off as overcompensating white guilt but I need it out there that I actually do genuinely think 99.9% of them are smarter than every white person I’ve ever met tbh. They’re just smarter idk why probably the trauma and epigenetics & the need to survive
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Wine Mom Wrote a Mystery @winemommystery.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Happy wine thirty from California. It's camellia season!
a pink Camellia
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Morning.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I just keep seeing the violence escalate. I think the rapey and murderous ass weirdo ice officers and the president 100% deserve to die. Like there’s no justifying that shit obviously. I just fear killing ppl over words, even awful words.Idk man. Maybe the propagandas getting to me maybe I’m dum idk
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Respect for janitors btw ily guys. But yk what I mean. Not even necessarily suffering just not a platform or any social or like power that he could hold over anyone. Just force him to work for and be a part of an undervalued class and understand what it means to be a part of real community.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Listen, I do not mourn Charlie Kirk. That guy was a racist pos. But the violence I’m seeing rn does make me kinda… idk I’m ashamed to say it… it makes me feel a bit like maybe he didn’t deserve to die. Like he should’ve been forced to be like, a janitor or something where he was forced to work for
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Cumming to the realization I need a penis and I need to go Mexico
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Where do I find a bullet vibe that lasts 3 hours so I can actually cum
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I shouldn’t have to constantly be on edge worrying about accidentally retweeting something from a racist or propaganda I hate this. Every post fucking sponsored, so many ads. I hate this. Kill yourself trump pls kill ur disgusting self
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Like there’s been so much visible changes to the Internet ecosystem you wouldn’t notice if ur not chronically online. He’s tainted it. He ruined my only safe space.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I fucking hate my phone so much now. What do you mean I’m crying at a TikTok about slavery at 7am in the morning, 2 scrolls later I’m laughing with tears still falling down my face about how Nicole byer used to do silly noises when giving this one guy a blowjob. I hate this fucking place.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
we need a word for people who invent elaborate social situations in their head to justify buying new clothes but don't actually like socializing
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may @maysuser.name · 14/01/2026
as a lesbian I'm not into anime girls because I'm into things that look and act like women
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Worse, like 99.9% of lady aimed audio erotica on that fucking site sounds like a kid whispering into a mic in his parents basement. Seriously where are the men. Deep, normal sounding voices! Where are they. I’m so annoyed.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Fuck the porn industry, firstly. But also…. Sometimes a girl is born with the libido of a jackrabbit bc both her parents happened to be whores and there’s nothing to be done but bjork it. And then when she tries to she can’t bc everyone in the free porn on ph is way too skinny.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We need more fat women in their 30s in porn I’m so serious rn
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"we have to stay silly" I say as I pop that pussy like a cork
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
January 2020. Kelly was at her quality of life vet appointment, where she was diagnosed as "Old, fat, happy." She died just a few weeks later, but she was truly so happy.
An elderly springer spaniel, loads of grey fur over her face, her legs are stained from licking her paws, a hot spot is visible on one let. Big eyes. Happy tongue out.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me huff paint out of different containers and then rank the containers by paint huffability.
The giant bug instructs Diane to undress.
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The way these boys find cute ways to cuddle makes my heart explode 💖💖
Momo the orange cat and Emmy the black cat cuddling. Momos tail is wrapped around emmys head and chest
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Saba 🏳️‍🌈 Kofi tiers ✨ @ace-of-dragons.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
she's having a scary day (the smoke alarm went off)
photo of a black cat with wide yellow eyes lying on a red chair
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aidan @manykarz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Did you know there’s a heater vent under here? -Kipi 📷 Pentax 17 🎞️ Portra 400 #believeinfilm #catsonfilm #caturday
A tabby cat with white lays under a wooden vanity, his snoot barely poking out. His butt sticks out the other side and his stripy tail is curled tightly at the tip.
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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is apparently what Lotus does when I use the bathroom at others' homes.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You can tell how seriously I've been taking myself. by whether or not I call myself a writer or an author
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I need to shush I’m being dumb it’s been silly time sorry it’s time for lion tranqs again bye byeeee
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I miss my bestie he introduced me to big top burger 💔💔 deeply closed cool tgirl come back 😭😭 (only using he bc whenever they’re too self hating to properly allow me to use what I know their pronouns are meant to be :/// bro ALWAYS sends egg memes trying to be coy like Mac in iasip… come out babe!)
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I miss my boyfriend so much :((((( bring my baby back that’s my baby my little dachshund
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Why is Paul Dani always in my dreams this is like at least the seventh one
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No but seriously what kind of 1930s homophobia is it to call the only openly gay person in ur school a manipulative “trickster” like a groomer seriously wtf was that.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You are a citizen under fascism. You are not good or bad. You are free or stuck. You are not unforgivable. The world forgives by washing us away. You do not have a repulsive soul. We are full and empty of the same thing. We are traumatized. We are stronger than a coward.
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley
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asking grok to stop making csam of u + four year old girls is now a terms of service violation
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Idk I’m venting I’m venting something something uhhhhh uhhh digital circus joke
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I repost the most graceful stuff cuz I wanna be graceful so bad but I fear this whole year I’ve just been so violently unhealthily angry, a way I haven’t been in a long time and I hate it. Like I’ve reached another level of recovery, and the level is just being able to absorb more and then
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I love women.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Bjorked it to a strip tease and came so hard I saw colors (I’m blind)
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You’re 28 hitting on 18 yr olds and you look at most 23 wtf. Why… i still think about this
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why are kayaking younger ppl such sluts /gen
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Alright I might be too evil now who wants to sedate me I need a lion tranquilizer STAT get me back to normal
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If only I could torture ppl like Ron desantis in Guantanamo with my cutting insults… I don’t even have to swear. God I’m good. Hot damn.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
God every time I get truly angry (once in a blue moon) I go for the jugular. I know I shouldn’t be proud but when a girl seems sociopathic and has bullied u for years and is still hurt yk you’re good at hitting em where it hurts. God I’m good. If only insulting ppl could be a job.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Being a woman! It's a lot. And we wouldn't trade it for anything. Skip ad
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
If only my chronically low blood sugar having ass could have ozempic like everyone including my moms been using… alas my weird weight/hormone problems have to be so complicated. I swear to god it’s the height thing + my testosterone #weneedmoreaccuratestudyingofthefemalebody
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Are you malnourished if you’re as fat as I am in the face and hips and tits and stomach but when u take off my clothes u can see the outline of my ribs on my back or am I being overdramatic and looking for another excuse to eat cake (I miss cake so fucking much, that cake on my birthday was HEAVEN.)
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ate bananas. No longer feel like I’m dying. I love bananas, I’m sorry I doubted you bananas. Ur just so damn sweet and fatty tasting, ur not fun to taste, but u give me potassium and mucus for my gut lining I need for me to stop diarrheaing my guts out all the time. I love you bananas. I’m sorry🙏
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Akuji Lorelaÿ @akujilorelay.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Update: 4lbs now lost. #godmade
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