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The “check engine” light on your dashboard

@aklingus.bsky.social
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It’s me, AK Lingus. I wrote a book called The Secret Chord, and it is available here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DFVM23H2. Opinions here are mine alone. He/him. Avatar by @mattielubchansky.com

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10h
I recently bought a new mp3 player and was wondering what to fill it with to differentiate it from my phone, and this seems like a good start bsky.app/profile/brok...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10h
Never mind, I found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10h
There’s a new Miles Davis tape from 1972? Please link me
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10h
There is absolutely no way in hell the sun was out when this shirt was purchased
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11h
oh I get it, it’s actually Pink Flamingos
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11h
more like MASH for how many of those fuckers are beat up
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11h
she bets on herself and comes up sevens so many times, it’s genuinely impressive
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11h
Stewart’s gonna see that miss in her dreams tonight
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11h
She knows that youngsters in her audience will one day all be 36 and might just want to find out who Robert Smith is bsky.app/profile/blan...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 13h
My smart TV recommended I watch The Celebrity Apprentice, and it did make me wonder if people still watch that shit, either because they still love the guy so much or whatever else
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
also, it's a genuine thrill to watch Crow T. Robot fire off quips and think to yourself "there's my longtime social media friend Bill Corbett, getting to be Crow again" and stifle a single tear
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
If you've dawdled on ordering the new MST3K eps, let me say this: don't miss out, the first ep was everything I was hoping for from the mad lads (and Mary Jo) bsky.app/profile/bill...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
Every one of these panels could be spun off into like a two week arc of its own bsky.app/profile/bran...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
all of my contributions came from when I was 25 and I am scared to look lol
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
I wasn't a big-time contributor, I mainly wrote short essays for the Stypod (one song, whatever you want, three paragraphs) while that was an ongoing concern, but I'm still happy I got a chance to write anywhere. I wonder how they hold up now. I'm not going to look lol
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
As a former contributor to this website, I have to say: this rules bsky.app/profile/chri...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
yeah someone pointed that out and I had to laugh, like doesn't Putin have more pressing uses for all that gasoline at the moment
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
It's too bad the real brain-fried Russiagate partisans are so incredibly annoying, because I don't and have never thought the underlying idea of Russia's government wanting to use Trump for their own ends was entirely out of bounds. I just didn't want to sound like, well, y'know
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
We never should've stopped looking for the pee tape bsky.app/profile/kyle...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h
kinda makes sense it was a storyline for a dour time in both British and Doctor Who history (I obviously get the subtext) bsky.app/profile/nich...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18h
boy everyone was real sure that hammy pull was going to end his season, other than this guy
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18h
this was always going to be the defining conflict of Mamdani's tenure, no matter how long it is, and it's probably better we get clarity on how he handles it now bsky.app/profile/pear...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18h
Prince in competition with Miles Davis for "worst curation of archives by estate of great musical artist" bsky.app/profile/joeg...
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 19h
Kash steps off the plane and is handed a gigantic bottle of Grand Marnier with a weird little antenna sticking out of the cap bsky.app/profile/thea...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20h
If you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys boppin’
A man with glasses holding a miniature poodle. You can see his very messy apartment behind him
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20h
three week international breaks have a way of fucking with everyone's flow
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20h
I still haven't worn this in public yet lol
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 21h
that bit of silliness aside, you can bet your ass that when Sergio says "let's play offense" I'm ready to run through a brick wall
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 21h
god I love media literacy, I'm glad the hospital escape scene is on YouTube but also the name of this is pretty much the exact opposite of how the scene plays out www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9LM...
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One Battle After Another (2025) – Hospital Escape Scene (4K) | DiCaprio Outsmarts the System
YouTube video by Movievia
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
Yikes. Stay safe, everyone down there bsky.app/profile/nws....
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
And again
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
Bump as a reminder that this is a thing I do
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
Random Mantzoukas moment: he appeared on improv4humans with his pals Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, and at one point Phish came up and he named three of the four members immediately, and Matt Besser chimed in with "don't forget Page", which got him to laugh
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
this is how you know he's good at this: his expression does not change one jot when the dumbest question imaginable is asked of him bsky.app/profile/hamm...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
I'm still assembling the ten videos of Xmas thread I've done the past few years, and here's one I considered: Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster, a half hour of spreading havoc the Mantzoukas way www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQPP...
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Jason Mantzoukas' Greatest Moments | Taskmaster
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
happy birthday, big dog
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22h
PFT on Off Menu, it's gonna be a good Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKB_...
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Paul F. Tompkins: Tasting Menu | Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster Podcast 🍽️
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 23h
Not even the 1998 Marlins destroyed the vibes this fast bsky.app/profile/sham...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The vagaries of USPS: two packages left the same place at the same time going to the same destination (my apartment), and one got here yesterday and the other is arriving today
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I live in relative comfort in a very blue state, so my pleas for the Dems to be better might well fall on deaf ears. All I’ll say is the less fortunate on here tend to say the same thing, and that’s “with friends like these, who needs enemies”. All right, well, see you all later
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You remember the last time the Dems held all the levers of power? Roe was killed, nobody was punished for planning J6, any economic headway has already been rolled back, and the guy we supposedly punished in 2020 returned to power all the same. We basically let it all happen again, but worse
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
While I sympathize with “we need to vote Dem because you see how bad the chuds are”, it’s worth remembering that ICE has lasted through two Democratic Presidencies bsky.app/profile/very...
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excited for the Giants to sneak into the playoffs with a 9-8 record that wins the NFC East
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s very nice of you to say, thank you
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New phone selfie camera working out
Me in a hotel bed with my dogMy and my dog in a hotel bedMy dog’s big old snout and half of my face
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve once again cracked open The Hot Rats Sessions, probably my favorite Zappa box set, six discs of Zappa and a crack band assembling my favorite album of his through a bunch of cool studio jams
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, just remembering that post from a few days ago
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ben Shapiro ruined the vibes
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My review of MST3K Episode 14.1: Sting of Death: the boys are back
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