The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10hI recently bought a new mp3 player and was wondering what to fill it with to differentiate it from my phone, and this seems like a good start bsky.app/profile/brok... 080
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10hNever mind, I found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention 010
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10hThere’s a new Miles Davis tape from 1972? Please link me 210
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10hThere is absolutely no way in hell the sun was out when this shirt was purchased 0190
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11hoh I get it, it’s actually Pink Flamingos 000
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11hmore like MASH for how many of those fuckers are beat up 110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11hshe bets on herself and comes up sevens so many times, it’s genuinely impressive 120
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11hStewart’s gonna see that miss in her dreams tonight 050
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11hShe knows that youngsters in her audience will one day all be 36 and might just want to find out who Robert Smith is bsky.app/profile/blan... 1110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 13hMy smart TV recommended I watch The Celebrity Apprentice, and it did make me wonder if people still watch that shit, either because they still love the guy so much or whatever else 010
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17halso, it's a genuine thrill to watch Crow T. Robot fire off quips and think to yourself "there's my longtime social media friend Bill Corbett, getting to be Crow again" and stifle a single tear 0110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hIf you've dawdled on ordering the new MST3K eps, let me say this: don't miss out, the first ep was everything I was hoping for from the mad lads (and Mary Jo) bsky.app/profile/bill... 292
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hEvery one of these panels could be spun off into like a two week arc of its own bsky.app/profile/bran... 0313
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hall of my contributions came from when I was 25 and I am scared to look lol 110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hI wasn't a big-time contributor, I mainly wrote short essays for the Stypod (one song, whatever you want, three paragraphs) while that was an ongoing concern, but I'm still happy I got a chance to write anywhere. I wonder how they hold up now. I'm not going to look lol 020
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hAs a former contributor to this website, I have to say: this rules bsky.app/profile/chri... 110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hyeah someone pointed that out and I had to laugh, like doesn't Putin have more pressing uses for all that gasoline at the moment 120
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hIt's too bad the real brain-fried Russiagate partisans are so incredibly annoying, because I don't and have never thought the underlying idea of Russia's government wanting to use Trump for their own ends was entirely out of bounds. I just didn't want to sound like, well, y'know 1220
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hWe never should've stopped looking for the pee tape bsky.app/profile/kyle... 4616
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 17hkinda makes sense it was a storyline for a dour time in both British and Doctor Who history (I obviously get the subtext) bsky.app/profile/nich... 091
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18hboy everyone was real sure that hammy pull was going to end his season, other than this guy 110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18hthis was always going to be the defining conflict of Mamdani's tenure, no matter how long it is, and it's probably better we get clarity on how he handles it now bsky.app/profile/pear... 0170
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 18hPrince in competition with Miles Davis for "worst curation of archives by estate of great musical artist" bsky.app/profile/joeg... 0101
Reposted by The “check engine” light on your dashboardweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66116872327
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 19hKash steps off the plane and is handed a gigantic bottle of Grand Marnier with a weird little antenna sticking out of the cap bsky.app/profile/thea... 0110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20hIf you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys boppin’ 1240
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20hthree week international breaks have a way of fucking with everyone's flow 020
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20hI still haven't worn this in public yet lol 0110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 21hthat bit of silliness aside, you can bet your ass that when Sergio says "let's play offense" I'm ready to run through a brick wall 1240
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 21hgod I love media literacy, I'm glad the hospital escape scene is on YouTube but also the name of this is pretty much the exact opposite of how the scene plays out www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9LM...youtube.comOne Battle After Another (2025) – Hospital Escape Scene (4K) | DiCaprio Outsmarts the SystemYouTube video by Movievia 4534
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hYikes. Stay safe, everyone down there bsky.app/profile/nws.... 020
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hBump as a reminder that this is a thing I do 120
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hRandom Mantzoukas moment: he appeared on improv4humans with his pals Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, and at one point Phish came up and he named three of the four members immediately, and Matt Besser chimed in with "don't forget Page", which got him to laugh 140
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hthis is how you know he's good at this: his expression does not change one jot when the dumbest question imaginable is asked of him bsky.app/profile/hamm... 1321
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hI'm still assembling the ten videos of Xmas thread I've done the past few years, and here's one I considered: Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster, a half hour of spreading havoc the Mantzoukas way www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQPP...youtube.comJason Mantzoukas' Greatest Moments | TaskmasterYouTube video by Taskmaster 2110
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 22hPFT on Off Menu, it's gonna be a good Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKB_...youtube.comPaul F. Tompkins: Tasting Menu | Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster Podcast 🍽️YouTube video by Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster 160
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 23hNot even the 1998 Marlins destroyed the vibes this fast bsky.app/profile/sham... 1180
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The vagaries of USPS: two packages left the same place at the same time going to the same destination (my apartment), and one got here yesterday and the other is arriving today 180
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I live in relative comfort in a very blue state, so my pleas for the Dems to be better might well fall on deaf ears. All I’ll say is the less fortunate on here tend to say the same thing, and that’s “with friends like these, who needs enemies”. All right, well, see you all later 0180
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You remember the last time the Dems held all the levers of power? Roe was killed, nobody was punished for planning J6, any economic headway has already been rolled back, and the guy we supposedly punished in 2020 returned to power all the same. We basically let it all happen again, but worse 3381
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026While I sympathize with “we need to vote Dem because you see how bad the chuds are”, it’s worth remembering that ICE has lasted through two Democratic Presidencies bsky.app/profile/very... 3454
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Excited for the Giants to sneak into the playoffs with a 9-8 record that wins the NFC East 190
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s very nice of you to say, thank you 010
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New phone selfie camera working out 1161
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve once again cracked open The Hot Rats Sessions, probably my favorite Zappa box set, six discs of Zappa and a crack band assembling my favorite album of his through a bunch of cool studio jams 050
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No, just remembering that post from a few days ago 000
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ben Shapiro ruined the vibes 182
The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My review of MST3K Episode 14.1: Sting of Death: the boys are back 4141