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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

The passing process once again! ✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨ Best wishes and all the success possible for all of you for 2025!! You got this 💪

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

would actually love if the government built a bunch of nuclear power plants with the promise that companies would get cheap electricity if they put a down payment on the plants every business that contributes ~$1 million gets a tax rebate or something, the government still controls/runs the plants

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I think it'd be funny if there was a random joker goon who would just yell "it's da bat! get 'im!" at random times just in case batman was lurking and forced to run/hide Like everyone knows about it so they have to start looking around just in case

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

revival blessing shouldn't work on ghost types

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I know how frustrating that can be! Also, some of the stores near me sell pre-chopped onions in the frozen aisle, absolute game changer because now they don't go bad and cost waaaaaaay less

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🖤🏴 todon.eu/@autonomysol...

Black sticker on a lantern (close-up) on the sticker is written in white "you have more in common with every homeless person than with any billionare"

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

The wayans family could dominate the industry by crafting the perfect musical spoof

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

mewy cwismis

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

too broke to shop here, but it is my dream store

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chris sorensen @chris-sorensen.com · 24/12/2024

🎵 I saw a woman giving sympathetic looks at Trader Joe's And her tits were perfect 🎵

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

They ran outta these near me so they just didn't put it in the bag No notes or nothing

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

yeah basically everyone but those poor sweet cancers

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Perfect use case for a microwave and a pyrex container

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

seems a bit dramatic

Luigi Mangione is escorted by several police officers and Mayor Eric Adams in New York.

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

that doesn't count, he meant black people only

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clo∙ver @clovercomics.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

don't be hard on yourself 💙 www.littletinythings.com

Pia being hard on themselves, crouched position, head in arms, saying: "so very stupid..."

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Matt Aytch Taylor @matthtaylor.com · 17/12/2024

i would legit do anything to do illustrations for dropout

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I went out by myself and I felt so exposed, I feel like I was constantly looking over my shoulder That doesn't feel gendered to me, but if anything I would assume constantly being in a little danger is something more women would be familiar with

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

they call in being inside a pickle because everyone around you is salty and sour

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Like a quince marmalade? I know you don't respond but maybe someone else will

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I don't know how to explain the brightness other than it looked like I was watching it on a TV from 20 years ago

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I think the goop aspect was accurate, but I just assumed that movies would be too bright now that I'm old (and cranky) But that is a good point, I think I heard that and then forgot completely

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Sbarros no good anymore, movie theaters are somehow too bright yet extremely dim, and I think I wasted money on Moana 2 Why so much goop? Feels like they tried really hard to set up Moana 3, which is fine but idk if it'll get nearly as much love

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

haha (downs a few blood pressure meds) why are you calling me out? I'm just a chill guy

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I'm gonna start saying this IRL and I'm gonna save this post in a way so I can point out who taught me how to be funny

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

We should also consider mushrooms that aren't just cremini wearing different hats Oysters are so good in general, lions mane tastes like chicken and fish, and morels on a pizza is honestly a little too decadent but certainly worth trying!

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I think my most toxic trait is that I recognize when to internalize something, and then I'll say to myself half jokingly "internalize it", but then I don't. I've missed out on a lot of good advice, fair criticism, and generally beneficial things that would contribute to my emotional growth.

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

You would never get in this amount of trouble being a racist, sexist, bigoted in general Like of all the times "you people" has been a part of a threat, this feels like nothing She didn't even threaten anyone, and I'm not going to argue with anyone who disagrees

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I think if we really want class consciousness we have to start making joker edits of luigi

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11/12/2024

A lot of things suck in this lifetime, but I remember when the thought of this was incomprehensible. This is beautiful.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

es muy bueno

Burns and Smithers in a movie theater. “Smithers, they v think CEOs should live in fear of assassination!”

Smithers says, “no, they just think for profit healthcare is unethical.”

Hans Moleman says, “I think ceos should live in fear.”

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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

reminder that all this AI stuff is using up all our water and kicking climate change into overdrive :) for absolutely zero reason

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

anyone else on bsky struggle with limerence?

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"Uh Oh! You haven't called your Grammagotchi in months! You know what that means :(" "It's okay, she's just happy to hear from you"

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

If heaven is a connection with god, and hell complete separation, then what is life?

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/12/2024

wait holy shit

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Akili (does (things) ) @akilidoes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

took the day off so I don't have to watch my work crush show up with her bf <3

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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

In the forest.

(Cat and Girl are dressed as Friar Tuck and Robin Hood)
Girl: Rules are set up by people in power to protect people in power
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Girl: so if the people in power no longer play be the rules
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Girl: why would we, the powerless?
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Girl: The government has a monopoly on legal violence
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Girl: so if those IN government can pursue extra-legal violence
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Girl: why can't we, the powerless?
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Girl: Commit treason, get re-elected
Cat: There are no consequences for the powerful
Girl: Pardon your own family members before anyone elses'
Cat: There are no consequences for the powerful
Girl: Hollow out the social contract - deny people essential care - bankrupt entire families just to squeeze out more profit for shareholders and bonuses for yourself
Cat: There are no consequences for the powerful
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Cat: So where did all the consequences go?
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(They look up)
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Girl: I feel like my day is 95% consequences
Cat: They do trickle down

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Jeremy Noell @jeremynoell.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Bluey is the show of the decade, possibly the century, maybe even the millennium.

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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

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