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Andy Toal

@ajtoal.bsky.social
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Alcohol practitioner. Proud tv specialist. Unapologetic bacon maven. Lifelong food enthusiast from Gods own country... Southampton, of course!

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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last weekend Kent police described a far-right protest in Dover as "spontaneous". They've now admitted they were warned the night before - likely by a resident of the small village were several hundred men dumped their cars, camped out then boarded vans to Dover: www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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How balaclava-clad activists swarmed a quiet Kentish village
Police failed to follow up on a tip-off before hundreds descended on Preston, using it as a staging post for anti-immigration protests across the south
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 05/09/2026
As gangs of masked men block Dover port, I will just leave this here www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Five Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25
Campaigners receive longest ever sentences for non-violent protest after being convicted of conspiracy to cause public nuisance
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can't remember a clearer smoking gun than that Channel 4 News footage. Nigel Farage and his senior aides all filmed discussing apparent plans to break the law by funnelling foreign money into British politics, plans which at least partly went ahead. A criminal investigation surely must follow
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Russty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#OnThisDay 1988 : Mrs Mangel's iconic painting was revealed to UK viewers of #Neighbours by Helen Daniels. #80s
Ceefax BBC1 TV listing

13:30 Neighbours : Helen's portrait of Mrs Mangel is finally unveiled.Mrs Mangel paintingMrs Mangel shocked by it.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Weird name for a baby
Princess names her baby 14, or maybe 14 days, or 14 days after having given birth.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#TeamMoon definitely winning this! Almost all over the sun now #Eclipse
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All set. Come on moon. Do your thing! #teammoon
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/08/2026
Most X accounts posting about Belfast and Southampton unrest were based outside UK
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Most X accounts posting about Belfast and Southampton unrest were based outside UK
Exclusive: Analysis shows 55% of accounts were located overseas – and seven of 12 most-read posts came from US More than half the accounts that posted on Elon Musk’s X about the rioting in Belfast and the civil disorder in Southampton in June were based outside the UK, an analysis by the Guardian can reveal. Of the 8,672 accounts whose combined posts about the events exceeded 1,000 views, just 45.3% were shown as from the UK, according to the social media platform’s own location function. Continue reading...
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Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a letter from my local water company yesterday full of handy hints on saving water in these drought conditions. Meanwhile this has been going on outside my house all weekend and they won't send anyone to fix it. Public ownership, now.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yikes. Either the garden is on fire or it’s bloody hot out there!
Weather monitor showing the outside temperature at 44.1c
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Data released by Hampshire police under freedom of information laws shows that 22 of 37 people (59%) detained in Southampton after Henry's brutal murder have been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence" via Expose Racism
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well done Sonny Baker! 5-21 in the final. All heaters! Ampsherr have really pulled this back.
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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ex-Reform deputy leader Ben Habib claims the 2019 election was a stitch-up; that there was a financial deal between Johnson and Farage for Farage to stand down his Brexit party candidates In return – Habib said – Harborne gave them £1m a piece
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 15/07/2026
“It’s coming home”
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blimey. Well done James Vince. 125 off of 61 balls!
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Covid Inquiry: Conservative government ‘wasted’ billions on PPE www.channel4.com/news/covid-i...
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Covid Inquiry: Conservative government ‘wasted’ billions on PPE
The latest Covid inquiry report has found that billions of pounds the UK spent on personal protective equipment were wasted.
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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bela Lugosi's fed
Bao House dim sum & casserole
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You shouldn’t make important decisions on an empty stomach.
Screenshot of a BBC News headline “Hungary parliament votes to remove president from office”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Half time snack #EngMex #TheFootball
A half time snack of a Las Iguanas frozen Chicken Burrito and a bottle of Corona
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MP’s maximum income from second jobs should set at the same as the threshold you start paying income tax.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Capture Of Christ, by Giulio Cesare Procaccini, 1610s, 📸 by @StephChambers
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My theory is that bald referees only like bald players. And that Wayne Rooneys hair transplant a few years back has turned all bald referees against England. This will continue until we pick a bald player #WorldCup
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
long shot but if anyone spots or has found a box of chocs/cakes on the overground which has probably just arrived at Clapham Junction from Dalston I’d be very grateful of a shout
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tomorrow’s Independent front page:
The
INDEPENDENT
urop
The Way Bac
Their promises of more jobs, more trade, more power for Britain have proved a con, Michael Heseltine writes as the Brexit vote 10th anniversary approaches. Never have so few done so much damage to so many with so little ability to execute what they lied about. Their scandalously false prospectus has turned to dust and ashes. Naturally, they blame everyone but themselves.
They are the guilty men and should...
...hang their heads in shame
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As I say every year. I’m begging #F1 to introduce Joker laps in Monaco.
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 05/06/2026
We all need to resist attempts like this to politicise Henry Nowak’s death and divide our country - whether they come from MAGA politicians like Vance or their cronies here in the UK.
headline: “JD Vance blames ‘invasion’ of migrants for Henry Nowak murder despite family’s calls for ‘return to common sense’ policing.” Subheading: “He said the response to Henry’s death should be ‘righteous anger’.”
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m off for a walk!
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 20/05/2026
Nigel Farage keeps changing his story about why crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne gave him £5m in 2024. Ex-MP and professor of law David Howarth examines whether any of his explanations pass muster. www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
Farage's £5m problem: Do any of his defences hold up? Illustration of Nigel Farage and Thailand-based billionaire Christopher Harborne with a pile of money
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So frustrating that the #SaintsFC board can’t even cheat right. Take Leicester. Cheated for a whole season, WON the Championship, GOT PROMOTED, had a real go at staying up and eventually got a 6 point penalty. Saints. Tried to cheat 3 games. Didn’t win them. Get punished twice.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#SaintsFC neglected the golden rule when dealing with the EFL, deny everything, never confess!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think those that admitted guilt should leave the club. It was a huge error to do that. It didn’t mitigate any punishment.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
HER: I bet he's thinking about other women.
HIM: Would a zombie womble be called a zomble or a wombie?
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#SaintsFC neglected the golden rule when dealing with the EFL, deny everything, never confess!
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is going to end up with Wrexham getting promoted isn’t it? 😂 #SaintsFC
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is going to end up with Wrexham getting promoted isn’t it? 😂 #SaintsFC
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ok. Hear me out. If the #SaintsFC “spy” was scouting for the home leg, it wouldn’t be an issue because it was more than 72 hours before the match. Is that right?
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Mike Diver @mikediver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
What a picture.
St Mary's Stadium, Southampton, with a huge plume of red flare smoke drifting over the Itchen River.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ok. Hear me out. If the #SaintsFC “spy” was scouting for the home leg, it wouldn’t be an issue because it was more than 72 hours before the match. Is that right?
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ladbrokes are still running an advert with a skydiver spying on a teams training ground in order to promote their football betting product. It seems a bit much for anyone to be too upset when #SaintsFC has a bloke standing on a golf course. No?
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Songs to play before #SaintsFC vs Middlesbrough on Tuesday. youtu.be
youtu.be
Was (Not Was) - Spy In The House Of Love
YouTube video by WasNotWasVEVO
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Almost the perfect rope-a-dope performance! 😉😇 #SaintsFC
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When you see it. 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #utb #boro #saintsfc #spygate
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