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Jaqalope 🎃

@jaqalope.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | Actually Boring | minors DNI 📝: archiveofourown.org/users/Jaqalope/… 📹: www.twitch.tv/jaqalopes My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bpqexonhy4…

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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 15h
We're doing okay, and we are really close to getting a new place, but bills did hit into our savings. If you're able to help in any way, that would be greatly appreciated
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🎃Bekka, Mistress of the Dark 🎃🍁🏳️‍⚧️ @brattybekka.myatproto.social · 16h
I've never met a person who would actually be in any way upset about a cashier being able to sit, vs standing. Dear business owner, you are not running a Macy's in the early 1900s. Let your fucking workers sit, NO ONE CARES but asshole boomers and they don't spend much money anymore.
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 18h
Why do cars sound like a mac booting up when they start to reverse?
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 18h
Sucks having to work all weekend, but I can still look good doing it
Brunette trans woman with red rimmed glasses on the bus
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 19h
Leaves turning🍂 Nights getting longer 🌗 A crispness in the air 🌫️ It's time to get heavy 🤘
Album cover for Lordi's Get Heavy depicting the band in their signature monster costumes
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 20h
on october 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

it's MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSSSSSSS
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 22h
I've been to Storm Crow Manor a few times and I absolutely love it. The theming is incredible, The staff are very friendly and they have really unique menu items, especially when it comes to their drinks. However, I have some concerns...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The pressure is on to win these Perfect Circle tickets. I called in and I got into the trivia contest, I answered incorrectly I texted in the name of the song played on the accordion, Jackie won, just not this Jackie I have one last chance I will sell my soul to Puscifer to get these tickets!
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try Estrogen
[IMAGE NOT FOUND]Brunette trans woman wearing a black blouse and black heather cardigan and black skirt with purple roses on a bus
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic (Halloween edition)
Brunette trans woman wearing a Rob Zombie tank top and large black sunglasses in the backrooms
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More shots from LūN's secret show last night
LūN wearing a pink wig and fox skull mask with an arm in the airA visualization of a skeletal monster LūN wearing a pink wig and fox skull mask in front of a visualization of a stylized fox face with pink and purple geometric shapes in the background LūN wearing a pink wig and fox skull mask with her face exposed in front of a visualization of a stylized fox face with pink and purple geometric shapes in the background
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's LūN!
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posting from a secret location
Two trans women wearing black in a secret locationA skeletal daemon surrounded by greeneryA headless horseman on a skeletal horseTwo trans women in a secret location
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posting from a secret location
Two trans women wearing black in a secret locationA skeletal daemon surrounded by greeneryA headless horseman on a skeletal horseTwo trans women in a secret location
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season!!
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ready for the secret show! 🤫
Brunette trans woman wearing a black dress and waist cincher and black gloves
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Navi from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with a word bubble directed towards the quoted post
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jackie's Garage 🔧 Top Service Rock-Bottom Prices
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dead man's party? Ok,sure, but...
youtu.be
No One Lives Forever
YouTube video by Oingo Boingo - Topic
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's the most haunted body of water? Is it the Dead Sea or Lake Erie?
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not only will the closet kill you, it will hurt the entire time you're dying
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me feeling myself and the boy vying for my attention
Brunette trans woman wearing a black top and red rimmed glassesA black Corso/Lab mix with his paw on an armrest looking up at a woman sitting in a chair
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stopped watching YouTubePoop a long time ago. You would think that I had matured out of it. DaThings has proven that I have not as I have never not laughed at any of her videos
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky season!!
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you start an interaction saying "I asked [ChatGPT/Claude/what have you]..." I'm going to assume that you have no critical thinking skills
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's all go, To the secret show, Where it's at? I don't know 🤫
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All in on Autumn
Brunette trans woman wearing a black heather cardigan
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stop fucking quoting whoever the fuck this is that showed up from nowhere a year ago christopher street is not a "transgender advocacy group" it's some weird new dem electoral money vacuum grift nobody knows these people. they do not represent us on anything what the fuck please stop
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Tyler Hack, executive director of the Christopher Street Project, a transgender advocacy group, said Spanberger showed the way because she took on the issue head- on "but also didn't throw anyone under the bus." The Human Rights Campaign cited Spanberger's response in its guidance for 2026 candidates, which in part urges them to

"address concerns directly."
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 28/09/2026
"Mark Carney is so great" counterpoint:
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a mollified skeleton 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @tootallgirl.com · 28/09/2026
waiting for my direct deposit to hit
mario, seated
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡 ∥💊 ∥ ∥🫲👩‍⚕️ ∥ ∥ 🥼 ∥ 𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
𝍡 𝍡 ∥ ∥ 𝍡𝍡𝍡 𝍡𝍡𝍡 ∥ 🔴🟡 ∥ ∥🔵🔴 ∥ ∥🔵 ∥ ∥🔵🔴 👾 ∥ ∥👾 ∥ ∥👾👾 👾 ∥ ∥ 🟡 ∥ ∥ 🟡 👾 ∥ ∥ 🟡🔵 ∥ 𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡𝍡
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Took my girl out to get her first proper bra, and holy shit! A good bra can make a WORLD of difference 🍈🍈👀
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got another place I'm posting to Posting2
posting2.app
posting2 ♥ Add me
Casual, ad-free photo sharing.
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the dumbest thing you've ever been mansplained about? I was asked if I knew how to use a toilet plunger by some random at Canadian Tire When I replied yes, he said I needed to pull out the flange I guess saying "I know" means I don't?
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Lexys @lexys.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bring back pop-up videos!
youtube.com
Lisa Loeb "Stay" on Pop-Up Video
YouTube video by Lisa Loeb Official
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orgasms after hrt
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to blow some shit up in Blast Corps www.twitch.tv/jaqalopes
twitch.tv
Jaqalopes - Live on Twitch
messing around with Blast Corps | Streaming blast corps.
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orgasms after hrt
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Amy Spookslut @ammalea.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
I found my armor kink slut name
Label on a piece of machinery that says "Ironclad Loadhog."
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶Love that shittin' from Popeyes 🎶
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My boots tonight looked hot af I couldn't give less of a fuck that the back of my heels look like chewed hamburger because of it
static.klipy.com
Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose: 'It's Called Style, People'
Alt: Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose: 'It's Called Style, People'
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went to school with a male kid who had a name phonetically identical to that of an actress that was famous in the 70s I wonder how he's doing
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trans night at the pump w/ @ammalea.northsky.social
Two trans women on the patio of a bar
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay got all the kinks worked out so it should be working quite good now
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to blow some shit up in Blast Corps www.twitch.tv/jaqalopes
twitch.tv
Jaqalopes - Live on Twitch
messing around with Blast Corps | Streaming blast corps.
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Frankenstein's MonsPubis 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏴‍☠️ @samanthaduke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Canadians bein like "elbows up" one week and then back to "ope jus gonna scooch pastya there bud"
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