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Andy Toal

@ajtoal.bsky.social
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Alcohol practitioner. Proud tv specialist. Unapologetic bacon maven. Lifelong food enthusiast from Gods own country... Southampton, of course!

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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last weekend Kent police described a far-right protest in Dover as "spontaneous". They've now admitted they were warned the night before - likely by a resident of the small village were several hundred men dumped their cars, camped out then boarded vans to Dover: www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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How balaclava-clad activists swarmed a quiet Kentish village
Police failed to follow up on a tip-off before hundreds descended on Preston, using it as a staging post for anti-immigration protests across the south
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t know why the democrats don’t offer £6,000. Then stay in a bidding war. They could bid him up to such a high number if they just tried.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That guy needs to do a better job of hiding Kuato.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 05/09/2026
As gangs of masked men block Dover port, I will just leave this here www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Five Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25
Campaigners receive longest ever sentences for non-violent protest after being convicted of conspiracy to cause public nuisance
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can't remember a clearer smoking gun than that Channel 4 News footage. Nigel Farage and his senior aides all filmed discussing apparent plans to break the law by funnelling foreign money into British politics, plans which at least partly went ahead. A criminal investigation surely must follow
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And the corners. Shooting from all the corners!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Scienza and Fellows, cutting inside, and winning free kicks. Sooo many free kicks! 🤤
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
None of his assists were FOR the Saints.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He’s now got two assists this season! Against Watford and tonight.
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Russty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#OnThisDay 1988 : Mrs Mangel's iconic painting was revealed to UK viewers of #Neighbours by Helen Daniels. #80s
Ceefax BBC1 TV listing

13:30 Neighbours : Helen's portrait of Mrs Mangel is finally unveiled.Mrs Mangel paintingMrs Mangel shocked by it.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Weird name for a baby
Princess names her baby 14, or maybe 14 days, or 14 days after having given birth.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Must be a burst water pipe around there!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ll have you know I’m wearing a pair of 1999 era vintage classics!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh no! It was looking so good for #TeamMoon Its all going wrong now #eclipse
Moon almost getting it done!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Come on team moon. You nearly had this won. Don’t let team sun back into it now! #Eclipse
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Someone has just finished playing Total Eclipse of the Heart. And is following with Dancing in the Moonlight. #Eclipse
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#TeamMoon definitely winning this! Almost all over the sun now #Eclipse
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All set. Come on moon. Do your thing! #teammoon
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/08/2026
Most X accounts posting about Belfast and Southampton unrest were based outside UK
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Most X accounts posting about Belfast and Southampton unrest were based outside UK
Exclusive: Analysis shows 55% of accounts were located overseas – and seven of 12 most-read posts came from US More than half the accounts that posted on Elon Musk’s X about the rioting in Belfast and the civil disorder in Southampton in June were based outside the UK, an analysis by the Guardian can reveal. Of the 8,672 accounts whose combined posts about the events exceeded 1,000 views, just 45.3% were shown as from the UK, according to the social media platform’s own location function. Continue reading...
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a letter from my local water company yesterday full of handy hints on saving water in these drought conditions. Meanwhile this has been going on outside my house all weekend and they won't send anyone to fix it. Public ownership, now.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yikes. Either the garden is on fire or it’s bloody hot out there!
Weather monitor showing the outside temperature at 44.1c
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brought a tear to my eye 🥲
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr. Evil and Mike Myers Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Dr. Evil and Mike Myers Laughing Hysterically
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Data released by Hampshire police under freedom of information laws shows that 22 of 37 people (59%) detained in Southampton after Henry's brutal murder have been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence" via Expose Racism
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
An evil petting zoo?
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What are the bars called?
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
However, rowing is much easier when the oars don’t reach to water! 🤔
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oof. WHAT A CATCH!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well done Sonny Baker! 5-21 in the final. All heaters! Ampsherr have really pulled this back.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How will he drag the US back to the 70’s? He isn’t president of the USA as well is he?
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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ex-Reform deputy leader Ben Habib claims the 2019 election was a stitch-up; that there was a financial deal between Johnson and Farage for Farage to stand down his Brexit party candidates In return – Habib said – Harborne gave them £1m a piece
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Evening Major! #HampshireCricket
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blimey. Well done Sonny Baker 5-24! Hampshire are on fire!
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 15/07/2026
“It’s coming home”
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blimey. Well done James Vince. 125 off of 61 balls!
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Covid Inquiry: Conservative government ‘wasted’ billions on PPE www.channel4.com/news/covid-i...
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Covid Inquiry: Conservative government ‘wasted’ billions on PPE
The latest Covid inquiry report has found that billions of pounds the UK spent on personal protective equipment were wasted.
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Jaqalope 🎃 @jaqalope.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bela Lugosi's fed
Bao House dim sum & casserole
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You shouldn’t make important decisions on an empty stomach.
Screenshot of a BBC News headline “Hungary parliament votes to remove president from office”
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh. And I forgot to say 😉
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He did that for the team. He’s got a player who needs a suspension overturned.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You know, Mick “the jinx” Jagger has never seen England win a match (probably).
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could the shadow be saluting? 🫡
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Binface vs bin juice. I can’t wait for the televised debate!
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Andy Toal @ajtoal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What’s wrong with it? 😉
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