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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Anyone else yelling 'Rooney!' in the Cameron phone voice from Ferris Bueller every time there's a mention of the banned author?

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David Desi Pubs Dason @davidjesudason.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just seen someone in Sports Direct smell a football like they’re buying a melon

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This song gets bullied by other Travis songs. #totp

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Double jabbed yesterday. Think today's going to be a write off.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tuning in for the Kemi Badenoch Comedy Hour

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#AllGreen Wordle 1,936 4/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is Harry Kane the greatest ever cis-het able-bodied footballer of the England men's national football team of all time? And does he still keep a mouse in his pocket for luck? Questions, questions.

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The panel decided that nobody does it better

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm at a wake in Warrington and they're serving the beigest buffet I've ever seen.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Enjoying a lazy Monday morning in the old neighbourhood.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Been invited to a party and it's behind this door. Worried I'm about to get two behind the ear.

st peters italian Catholic social club's

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Woman who hasn't shut up for a second since she got on the train is complaining she couldn't get a seat in the quiet carriage.

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تكبير: قطة لطيفة تقترب

Alt: crash zoom totp

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Almost a big L Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They've invented sticking your gum in the bin. (This means more)

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I reckon we'll be hearing a lot more from the farmer in her fifties who 'wants to remain anonymous '.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See, we need AI. How else would we know what this band looked like?

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Double nominative determinism

Trotter! Chief Constable of British TRANSPORT POLICE

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You'd hope that there'll be a load of dawn raids soon and these arseholes will be fast tracked to a guilty plea and a prison sentence because of their own videos. Let's see.

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It helps to understand America as a casino you’re trapped in: no windows to another future, no concept of time apart from the casino itself, designed to wear you down. Neon lights and beeps and boops, every machine dressed up as some familiar IP, all doing the same thing: slowly bleeding you dry.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sigh...OF COURSE NOT. As I said, although I essentially agree with your premise, your headline is a green washing & insouciant. Floating that on social media in 2026 is injudicious. As your having to explain your point to dozens of comments demonstrates. It's the headline Yes my comment is flippant

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#AllGreen Wordle 1,920 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*peeks over wall* I see her nextdoor is having her drains rodded first thing on a Sunday morning again *hoiks bosom*

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Or to give him his full name - Trichard Richard from Billerichard.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Is he starting with Big Dan Burn up top?

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think he'd be impressed I'm still alive. But then me from three years ago would be impressed we're still alive.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Seen yer Da's busy telling everyone he never liked Ed Sheeran anyway.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Out for dinner. This wine is quite more-ish.

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googlyeyecat.bsky.social @googlyeyecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is it because it's the wettest week we've had in 8 months that the drought and hosepipe ban is in place? Dickheads. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Come on BBC, I know it's Hollyoaks but that's just rude

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Booked a holiday so now I've got the Jet2 song in my head.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Forgot I saw this on a 'take one, leave one' library shelf. Yikes. (regretting I didn't take it to be honest)

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Shirtless man fails three times to throw drugs into prison. On camera. Four years!

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Another UK Prime Minister, this time a Labour one, who has not read the Good Friday Agreement. The Northern Ireland Act also expressly provides there must be a referendum if certain conditions are met.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Most of the speeches done. The second Best Man is waiting to go on later... like some sort of Main Event. His shirt collars are outside of his suit and he has a novelty tie... I don't think these are good signs.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And we're off to an #InLaws wedding party. Not a full wedding - this cousin is quite sensible and skipped away to get married in New York without telling any of the rest of them. We got told off for 'running away to New York to get engaged', and I lived there at the time.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Signs you're getting old... more interest in the House of Bruar catalogue dropping through the door than the Bravissimo one.

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