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A.J. O'Toole

@ajotoole.bsky.social
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Ex-drinker, still not a fighter. Speed reader, slow writer. Black Country exile under Northern skies. This is an anecdote, sir, not a problem for you to solve.

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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 4h
Great little place. I had a raspberry pale ale.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 4h
Herself turned up with half an hour to go and I had to explain the "plot". She gave me the same look as when she catches me watching Con Air.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 4h
Trying to sell the Karcher on NextDoor
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 5h
#WhopperWatch
The problem with football helmets
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 10h
Playing the long game
Stalybridge buffet barBack room of Stalybridge Buffet Bar
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 13h
Definitely. Doing anything like that sparks so much more. Herself has just started some acting classes and is loving it.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 13h
The anti-AI stuff is very good. (And I'll be stealing it when I have to go back to work...)
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'd never seen it before. it's absolutely terrible. 10/10
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Weekend at Bernie's and Heathers are on there too... I had no idea ITVX was such a GenX heaven.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's on ITVX! That's this afternoon sorted. (I can't remember if I actually have a DVD somewhere)
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Ferris Bueller Singing Live
Alt: Ferris Bueller Singing Live
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(Yeah, I know you don't like FB's Day Off and side with the paedo teacher instead. Well done you.)
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Joker Making Finger Guns in Jail Cell
Alt: much missed anarchist clown Heath Ledger clapping.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyone else yelling 'Rooney!' in the Cameron phone voice from Ferris Bueller every time there's a mention of the banned author?
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I didn't live far away either, I was home in an hour. Perfect.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Palace away was a cracker.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Think we've got tickets. Good listen on the Buxton pod last week.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The technical area looks like the world's shittest boy band.
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David Desi Pubs Dason @davidjesudason.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just seen someone in Sports Direct smell a football like they’re buying a melon
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This song gets bullied by other Travis songs. #totp
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Simpsons did it
Keely Hodgkinson's catsuit feels like she's 'wearing nothing'Stupid sexy Flanders
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Double jabbed yesterday. Think today's going to be a write off.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Recent documentary is on Netflix now, worth a watch if you have it.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spiderman pointing meme
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tuning in for the Kemi Badenoch Comedy Hour
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#AllGreen Wordle 1,936 4/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Come Dine With Me meme
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Harry Kane the greatest ever cis-het able-bodied footballer of the England men's national football team of all time? And does he still keep a mouse in his pocket for luck? Questions, questions.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excellent. No tour date near enough to me unfortunately.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did he play Choctaw Bingo? Love that song.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this pub does most of its trade via Walton Lea Crem. We were the third of the day.
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The panel decided that nobody does it better
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such a cute place! Good food for a do, interesting decor...
Italian social club
Bada bing
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm at a wake in Warrington and they're serving the beigest buffet I've ever seen.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, could be! I'll keep an eye out for Tom.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enjoying a lazy Monday morning in the old neighbourhood.
Fuggin diggers outside my window
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep, unless I've fallen into my much watched Goodfellas DVD. (All good so far, going to keep the Irishness under cover)
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been invited to a party and it's behind this door. Worried I'm about to get two behind the ear.
st peters italian Catholic social club's
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pubs all get the same kegs, it's the lines / gas / temperature / pour that makes the difference. Some stuff in here: www.standard.co.uk/going-out/ba...
standard.co.uk
It’s said we pour “the best Guinness in central London” — here’s how
The landlord of the Guinea Grill, Oisin Rogers, explains how his pub picked up a reputation for its pints
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weakly meet raffle
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woman who hasn't shut up for a second since she got on the train is complaining she couldn't get a seat in the quiet carriage.
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تكبير: قطة لطيفة تقترب
Alt: crash zoom totp
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More woke nonsense
the A to Zee of woke. you're not allowed to say zed anymore.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost a big L Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They've invented sticking your gum in the bin. (This means more)
In Liverpool, we bin our gum
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah. Think it's rare for it to go that way. And a lot worse if you look at the gusts! (I can recommend a few places around the UK if you're looking to do it again)
43kt gusts!
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's some crazy weather in the Aegean
windy.com
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1.4k likes for 'more left wing woke clap trap'
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolute woke nonsense
they've made Aunt Bessie a welcoming young white woman now.
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep. Safety briefing is just one of the lads turning around and saying 'cross your fingers'.
Inside a tiny plane
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flew on this in July. Took off from a beach at low tide.
LoganAir puddle jumper. Isle of Barra.
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A.J. O'Toole @ajotoole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got a sweat on putting the bins out.
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