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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This may be the favourite slide I have designed for our first year core module this year.
Screenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of a person in a Hello Kitty costume, wearing a pink princess dress, holding a sledgehammer and about to smash a laptop that is sitting at her feet.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 4h
Bonus boats:
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 4h
Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like. Central Park :)
Two people in a small rowboat on a lake on a sunny day. Tall trees surround the lake, the trees are changing colours for the fall and are green, yellow, and red
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This text I received yesterday is a perfect example of what it’s like to have friends in LA
Incoming text: “hows your weekend going?”
Outgoing text: “papi it’s thursday”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My favorite part about cat ownership is that whether I am petting the cat or not petting the cat I am wrong
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
To add insult to injury apparently if you block someone the comment is not deleted from their page because IT WAS JUST SCREENSHOT AND SENT TO ME
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It kills me, all the time, like most emails are short and direct — or at least they should be. You need AI to type two sentences? Embarrassing
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I definitely just got an email that was written by ai with the prompt “please respond to this email” bc nothing new has been said and it’s just what I said in bullet points. Like… ok but what are you going TO DO?
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can’t even bring themselves to say “vote for Bass” just don’t vote for Raman
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s so funny that there are zero pro-Karen Bass commercials and all the money is spent on attack ads against Raman because there is not one good thing Karen Bass has done for LA 😂
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is a palate cleanse for every food delivery app (I have stopped ordered all food delivery)
A screenshot of AMC Stubs app order details that read:

Order Details
TICKETS
Adult Ticket (2) $38.98
AMC Stubs A-List Savings -$19.49
Tue and Wed Savings -$9.75
FEES
Waived Convenience Fee $5.38
Taxes $0.00
TOTAL $9.74
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A snip of the article linked below that reads “Frontier AI companies have acknowledged how offloading tasks to chatbots can reduce one's baseline understanding and mastery of a subject. Instead of defaulting to quick answers,”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be clear she absolutely is a hatin ass bitch in need of a hobby, but me commenting this is a reflection of my deteriorating interior serenity
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unfortunately I commented “hatin ass bitch get a hobby” on an instagram post so I’m putting myself in time out
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just want to be alone with my thots
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Average kash patel text message
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
calmatters.org
Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nunca sé qué está pasando I’m just here vibing
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t hate a voice note but I do not listen or send during working hours so sorry but our podcast trade is stuck for now
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤍🤍🤍
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Hey, we don’t want to die a horrible death” “Too bad, I’m not rich enough!” Truly, deeply sick
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not just they are profiting off of destroying the planet, they spend the profits making sure that renewable energy takes no portion of their “market share”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s kind of hard to believe that a very small number of people are actually in control or oil and gas companies and that they are willing dooming us all to a horrible extinction and there is no appetite to stop them or hold them personally accountable
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I work 100 hours in a week and then I have to catch up on all the things I missed and I did not miss anything good this week
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
newsom and bonta let paramount threatening to pull out of california torpedo the entire lawsuit and this is going to be an abject disaster for everyone - including california, where they'll gut jobs anyway what a fucking disgrace
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exhibit B: the only way to fund anything is through sales tax increases (this will be the second in two years in LA) lamag.com/health/measu...
lamag.com
Measure ER Passes, Raising LA County Sales Tax to 10.25%
Measure ER will raise LA County’s sales tax by a half-cent to fund healthcare services impacted by state and federal cuts.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exhibit A: www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
sfchronicle.com
Californians just voted to keep slavery in their Constitution. Why?
California has positioned itself as a counterbalance to extreme right-wing policies, but how can that be true if we can’t even fully ban slavery?
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m convinced that the average California voter is brain dead
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Help I went to bed after midnight and now I’m a gremlin
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I didn’t see your email, 99% of my emails are spam
Screenshot of inbox with a count of 39,429 unread emails
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have 114 unread text messages Are they still casting for Iyanla Fix My Life?
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tried explaining it someone and honestly I felt like they thought I was a conspiracy theorist because I definitely think it’s b
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“We love the subs*!!!” *murdering civilians
Quiznos spongmonkeys
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hay que marcar la onda, claro
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No uno, no dos, pero tres adjetivos en los subtítulos para describir la música, me encanta
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz getting booed for multiple minutes was deeply satisfying
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAA via text: renew your membership via this link Me: *clicks link* AAA: what membership? AAA via email: Click here to renew your membership XXXXXXXXX Me: *clicks link* AAA: what membership? Me: XXXXXXXX AAA: sorry your membership number is actually 16 digits you will have to guess the rest of them
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s a girl in demand to do? 
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I knew if I zoomed in it would be something unhinged thank you
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought it hit home with a gay autistic lead character but now this? I truly feel seen by this.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You: aw summer’s ending :( Me: thank god
A screenshot of the weather app for the location Sunset Strip. It is currently 100° with a high of 101°. Tomorrow’s high is 93°, Friday’s high is 88° and Saturday and further days are at 80° or close to 80°.
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