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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 19h
This text I received yesterday is a perfect example of what it’s like to have friends in LA
Incoming text: “hows your weekend going?”
Outgoing text: “papi it’s thursday”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My favorite part about cat ownership is that whether I am petting the cat or not petting the cat I am wrong
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I definitely just got an email that was written by ai with the prompt “please respond to this email” bc nothing new has been said and it’s just what I said in bullet points. Like… ok but what are you going TO DO?
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s so funny that there are zero pro-Karen Bass commercials and all the money is spent on attack ads against Raman because there is not one good thing Karen Bass has done for LA 😂
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is a palate cleanse for every food delivery app (I have stopped ordered all food delivery)
A screenshot of AMC Stubs app order details that read:

Order Details
TICKETS
Adult Ticket (2) $38.98
AMC Stubs A-List Savings -$19.49
Tue and Wed Savings -$9.75
FEES
Waived Convenience Fee $5.38
Taxes $0.00
TOTAL $9.74
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A snip of the article linked below that reads “Frontier AI companies have acknowledged how offloading tasks to chatbots can reduce one's baseline understanding and mastery of a subject. Instead of defaulting to quick answers,”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unfortunately I commented “hatin ass bitch get a hobby” on an instagram post so I’m putting myself in time out
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just want to be alone with my thots
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
calmatters.org
Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nunca sé qué está pasando I’m just here vibing
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t hate a voice note but I do not listen or send during working hours so sorry but our podcast trade is stuck for now
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s kind of hard to believe that a very small number of people are actually in control or oil and gas companies and that they are willing dooming us all to a horrible extinction and there is no appetite to stop them or hold them personally accountable
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I work 100 hours in a week and then I have to catch up on all the things I missed and I did not miss anything good this week
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
newsom and bonta let paramount threatening to pull out of california torpedo the entire lawsuit and this is going to be an abject disaster for everyone - including california, where they'll gut jobs anyway what a fucking disgrace
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m convinced that the average California voter is brain dead
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Help I went to bed after midnight and now I’m a gremlin
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I didn’t see your email, 99% of my emails are spam
Screenshot of inbox with a count of 39,429 unread emails
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have 114 unread text messages Are they still casting for Iyanla Fix My Life?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“We love the subs*!!!” *murdering civilians
Quiznos spongmonkeys
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No uno, no dos, pero tres adjetivos en los subtítulos para describir la música, me encanta
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz getting booed for multiple minutes was deeply satisfying
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAA via text: renew your membership via this link Me: *clicks link* AAA: what membership? AAA via email: Click here to renew your membership XXXXXXXXX Me: *clicks link* AAA: what membership? Me: XXXXXXXX AAA: sorry your membership number is actually 16 digits you will have to guess the rest of them
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You: aw summer’s ending :( Me: thank god
A screenshot of the weather app for the location Sunset Strip. It is currently 100° with a high of 101°. Tomorrow’s high is 93°, Friday’s high is 88° and Saturday and further days are at 80° or close to 80°.
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are so many stories lately about people who died by suicide after falling into emotionally manipulative patterns with chatbots. We rarely get to hear how the people who loved them are coping after an unimaginable, senseless loss. This is one of their stories: www.404media.co/austin-gordo...
404media.co
'Tell Everyone:' A Man Died by Suicide After Talking to ChatGPT. His Former Partner Wants to Warn the World About AI
After allegedly becoming emotionally reliant on ChatGPT, Austin died at 40 years old, leaving behind family and friends who loved him. Megan wants everyone to know what happened.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love when people use an ai image to make their point, like there is no real image to make your point and you never stop and think that you might be wrong lmao
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
happy tuesday
A woman on the ground yelling
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Computer, tell me I’m right about everything ChatGPT: you are right about everything I fuckin knew it
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Soon we will return to our regularly scheduled programming, good good
A screenshot of the weather app where the days get dramatically cooler, Wednesday’s high is 92°, Thursday 88°, Friday 84°, Saturday 84°, Sunday 82°, Monday 80°, Tuesday 81°, and lastly next Wednesday’s high is 79°
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The only email newsletter I read is from Stacy at Candle Delirium
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, I should not have been surprised Some of these questions are fascinating like what are youse saying out there? mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
americamagazine.org
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How to not use ai: Pretend it’s 2024 when you didn’t use ai and everything was totally fine and you could still think
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.” Yes, my hips hold some of my most cherished memories
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My favorite morning ritual is my cat screaming until I pick her up
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Ron Belmont @ronbelmont.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job they'd be fired
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, GOD YOU ARE MISSING THE TARGET
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nadie: Mi cerebro: 🗣️🗣️SE TE NOTA 🗣️🗣️🎶🎶
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Sorry we’re not set up to take credit cards.” Why not, are you dumb?
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AJ @ajhayes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I workout for my mental health. I am most as peace when I am larger than other men
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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