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Aiseth (Eye-Seth)

@aiseth.bsky.social
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I swear to god they invented chatgpt to ruin my username. 1998-1999 Back-to-back TECH DECK World Champ 🏆

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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chinese Björk
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Compuda, how do I make softwawe company more successfuw? Make uhhh 10 biwwion wevenue incwease by Q4 plan, pewfect no mistakes for bawd of diwectaws meeting tomowwow
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am excited as fuck for our new dnd campaign, i am playing as a luchad(orc)
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really enjoyed it, from memory some of the later sections are a bit weird and a more linear/single solution change of pace from the more open approach you can take in the earlier sections.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
The big banana - Coffs harbour. 

The large banana shaped construction looms menacingly over the viewer, it is yellow.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
it spent too much time on the beach got a sunburn
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love being a chameleon, painting a little guy to hide from my friends is the apex of friendslop.
The lil guy from mechachameleon casually laying sideways on a brick wall behind a pipe, perfectly camouflaged into the orange red and white graffiti due to the posters incredible artistic skills that they will never surpass
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Guinness + Monster = Gonster
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Venom snake type cat
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tree Man, Apple Woman
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izzy @isobel.top · 10/05/2026
the bit in titanium court where, in lieu of a boss fight, a very low res version of the developer sings a song about pacific salmon fucking and dying (with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post)
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Mr Krabs is my Chitinsona
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How much would you have to be paid to drink 2L of strawberry milk a day for a week?
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I cant believe I watched the Artemis launch and felt nothing, 10 years ago I wouldve been overcome with hope for the future.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I wish there was money in performing an entire musical for my dog
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nice meltdown 😏
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 27/03/2026
i need this sticker
Sticker on an old Chevy that says “honk louder. I’m listening to the Tony Hawk’s pro skater soundtracks”
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Holidaying at the lagoon and calling it gooning
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Weirdly scales on arcane for some reason
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The situation room
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I had a dream that aunty donna broke up because Broden was addicted to cocaine
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You are all playing Marathon wrong, you play as a RUNNER in a game called Marathon. We should be trying to get the best times doing laps around the dire marsh instead of doing the bidding of the corpo scum that have tried to enslave us to shareholder value while in the reincarnation torment nexus
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Yes
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life - Vince
Vince from slapchop denigrating da tuna
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So fucking pleased with herself too
Stinky dog after comitting a crime in open view of everyone
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"I'm gonna put my foot in my ear and then smell my foot and lick the ear wax off my foot, then im gonna smell my asshole and lick the ear wax from my foot onto my asshole" - My Dog
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
how it is every time i’m sick
a man appearing to comfort a large alien prop doll that’s lying in bed under the covers
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Highlighting the "Value Range" text on the Dominos website to reveal the hidden true name "Shareholder Value Range"
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Playing The Roottrees are Dead and god damn I wasnt expecting my boy Clark to get down with BOTH of those sisters.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me pitching a train ad campaign
Mad Men presentation meme with "can't be kidnapped" on the board
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What did you in? Was it an interdimensional spider or perhaps a guy with a rocket launcher releasing an abomination from a cryo chamber
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Did you get murdered by some sort of angry and possibly invisible troll creature?
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Goo*
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Also do not the floor go
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make sure you imbue a security door with sapience and then prostelytise it into being your ride or die
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Air fryers are a scam, you dont need one if you have an oven.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Santa is a UIW-AM
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
ITT I learned im not a greasy freak monster for using dry shampoo 🥹
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This is absolutely a vibrator, the line storee vibrator.
Zoom in on the ai slop autism bicycle posted with what looks like a vibrator
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
How dare you, say this to my boy Steves face
National treasure Steve Irwin
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Well fuck
Crocodile in its fake billabong at the zoo
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Butt Penis Travel
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Butt Penis Travel
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Sorry i test ran etsy witches on you
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Imagine being such a loser that you call needing more cheap energy "making electrons"
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"
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