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Aiseth (Eye-Seth)

@aiseth.bsky.social
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I swear to god they invented chatgpt to ruin my username. 1998-1999 Back-to-back TECH DECK World Champ 🏆

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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
The big banana - Coffs harbour. 

The large banana shaped construction looms menacingly over the viewer, it is yellow.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love being a chameleon, painting a little guy to hide from my friends is the apex of friendslop.
The lil guy from mechachameleon casually laying sideways on a brick wall behind a pipe, perfectly camouflaged into the orange red and white graffiti due to the posters incredible artistic skills that they will never surpass
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life - Vince
Vince from slapchop denigrating da tuna
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So fucking pleased with herself too
Stinky dog after comitting a crime in open view of everyone
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This is absolutely a vibrator, the line storee vibrator.
Zoom in on the ai slop autism bicycle posted with what looks like a vibrator
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
How dare you, say this to my boy Steves face
National treasure Steve Irwin
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Well fuck
Crocodile in its fake billabong at the zoo
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Bonus pic
More pistachio face
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is my large adult son Pistachio the Moustachio
Pistachio the moustachio (cat) grooming his paw
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Zohran slogan generator "Three to for hours of violent diarrhea"
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Women like the vehicle
Killdozer
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Thought this was pretty nice
Bougainvillea flowering magenta over some yellow and orange flowers.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This clown
Steve from bigtop burger by worthikids
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Why do you equate an LLM to a dog in terms of capacity for suffering here?
Referenced post here
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
They are equating LLMs to "non-human things" that can suffer from cruelty and its bigoted to say that LLMs dont hace the capacity to suffer. Also pictured them equating an LLM to a puppy.
Stupidity in a posy about it being bigoted to say LLMs cant suffer.Idiot equating an LLM to a puppy
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Introducing Kills Billionaires Man, basically has the powers of superman but uses them for public good by killing billionaires.
Kills Billionaires Man rips Elon Musk in half at someones inauguration for crimes including doing a Sieg Heil and hoarding too much money.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Paused the start of a babylon 5 episode to grab something and my wife exclaims in mock horror.
Please Stand By. Incoming Trans appears on the screen at the start of an episode of babylon 5. Would complete to incoming transmission a second later.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I googled big dog with a small head
His dog has a small dog head on a big dog body and i cannot stop laughing
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
"This shit is not gonna look good at the pearly gates bro" says a strange shiba inu to you in a back alley
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A woman drinking the true elixir of life. Water. She is drinking it from a glass and the image top text says "when u drink water". She looks very refreshed.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A warning to those willing to resubscribe to eve online:a bad game

A man pleads his case to a judge he has resubscribed to eve onlije and rejoined a known nazi alliance, goonswarm (they recently just kicked someone out for cussing at a loser NZ based trump supporter) the judge (deservedly) sentences them to death. In their final moments they let out a whimper "vampire LARP"
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
 A still from "Homer goes to college" overlayed with text about the LNP losing the australian election "liberals lose the election, there'll be no nuclear. Ill tell te xhildren" in reference to the LNPs awful plan to attempt to build nuclear reactors instead of more renewables.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yall gotta get the blue prince folder mine is full of screenshots, txt files and general fun sub folders like geography and cosmology
A screenshot of the properties of a folder showing 1179 files and 247 folders
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I am almost done converting all my disparate files to this, sitting at 50mb with 84 Files and 110 Folders and I havent grabbed anything from my steamdeck yet.
Screenshot of a windows explorer folder for all my Blue Prince files at the Top levelAnother screenshot showing the number of folders just for people
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I have brought shame upon the family.
My B grade in blue prince in the final exam.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Me on my first day as a chiropractor
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My response when anyone unironically says woke.
Hunchback 4G battlemech but its AC20 is a giant 1911 handgun. It is blowing the face off what looks to be a Griffin. Original art by DMoserArts.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hello Sharks today I am asking for 50 million dollars for 25% of my business. BONER TOILET.
Boner toilet, a stick figure is seated on a toilet suspended across an enormous waterfall like bowl where he can poop and pee with a boner without having to bend it. His piss stream arcs gracefully within the circumference of the bowl.

A short rope bridge connects the suspended toilet to the edge.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Dynasty Warriors x Stormlight Archive. Play as shardbearers fighting in the shattered plains.
Don draper whiteboard meme template
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Looks like I'm going to be painting these for the next 84 years but I will be very happy about it.
A large number of battletech minis, many if which are tanks and other vehicles that can be used to complement the mechs in a game. They are sitting unpainted on a coffee table.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
An online marketplace for buying and selling the night time boner data of Greyhounds.
Don Draper from Mad Men Infront of a whiteboard trying to pitch an idea.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
MTG sharpie draft card much of the text has been blacked out for comedic effect: 

Jork It

Effect: put willy onto the battlefield

Other text: Dong
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
"Better a pig than a fascist" being said in a scene from Porco Rosso
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Biden's face superimposed over the image of bush being told about 9/11
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
This speaks to me. Credit to artist: linktr.ee/Danialryan
A cat riding a motorcycle with a subway sandwich in a bag smoking a cigarette with a gun strapped to his back.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Rise up poo people
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I got my pizza cutter baybe
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Atleast when I quit I didn't go on to selling used furniture for men.
A person slides across the smoothest surface in existence. The brain of an eve online player.
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
This is what peak performance looks like
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
I present to you, man's best and most admirable friend, the noble dog. *Gestures to hairy creature sniffling around the floor of the kitchen looking for pieces of dropped cheese*
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Topical?
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Close up of a big smelly idiot boy with a moustache
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth) @aiseth.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
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