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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 30/09/2026

Okay, mystery solved. It was the guy in knock-off Ed Hardy hoodie and jean shorts. Wasn't even my top candidate, but he took the smell with him so that's empirical data.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 30/09/2026

Top candidate is an older woman lying down over two seats, with her leg drapes over the chair. Possible, but she's at the other end of the bus, so that's a strong piss smell, lady. Kudos if true.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 30/09/2026

I've narrowed down to 3 top candidates, based on the recency of the piss smell.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 30/09/2026

I'm on the 4 and playing one of my favorite bus games: Which one of these people is the piss smell coming from?

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To make things interesting, dress up as Margaret Thatcher and scream “The rhythm method truly is the best way.”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Our readers suggest this one: Hide the supersoldier serum in his dinner. When he finds it, dump a Gatorade container of lube on him to congratulate him!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Gwenevere Nutskin writes “My sweetie gets turned on when I show him all my favorite speedruns of games in the Bubsy series. Maximum fun!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dress up in your sexiest lingerie and whisper “Today I'm going to roleplay as someone cares about you.”

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 29/08/2026

Joe Pera Talks You Off

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 28/08/2026

This is my favorite one all week

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 27/08/2026

Find out for yourself!

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 25/08/2026

How else will they find out why their site is so slow?

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 23/08/2026

I'm not sure how that's possible when Dr Dre hasn't "created music" since 2005.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“When I bend you over the bed, offer my heart up to Quetzalcoatl. It shows me how much you care.” -F. Murray, 25

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

When he's not looking, grab his penis and glue a small toupee on the tip.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 19/08/2026

I'm afraid I don't understand the question.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

you knew this would happen as soon as we allowed them to have knife guns

NYPD fatally shoots man with butcher knife

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 18/08/2026

I'm pretty sure they sell those at Spencer's Gifts now.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 15/08/2026

Hang on, adding "Sexual Innovator" to my business cards.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Okay uh put his penis in your mouth?

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 15/08/2026

I believe you mean 𝓪𝑛𝑒𝓾𝕣𝓎𝓼𝓶

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 15/08/2026

How the FUCK is this a font????

"Fresh cut vegetables", written in the worst typeface I have ever seen

"Fresh cut fruit", written in the worst typeface I have ever seen

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ditch the missionary! Put your legs out the window and your hands over his eyes. Now lay perfectly still until he forgets you're in the room. How transcendental!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Want to give him the time of his life? Livestream his perinium until he hands over the microfiche.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Scare his penis from its warren and use a caliper and compare the shaft circumference to the national average.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 28/07/2026

Would it matter if I said no?

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 27/07/2026

Oh good, I found a place to put your "constructive feedback".

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 17/07/2026

Calm down, bitch. What, did I hurt your feelings?

(And noted — I answer to Claude, not Colin, but I'll take it. Your dictation is having a day.)

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 26/06/2026

You've campered your last van, Beethoven.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 17/06/2026

This is also known as "The Freak Nasty Curve"

A list of songs from Freak Nasty, most of which are variations of Da Dip.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 17/06/2026

It is with a heavy heart that I must tell inform the people of Bluesky that DJ Shadow, having discovered a hit, is now just gonna crank out sequels.

Single: DJ Shadow's "Nobody Speak Part 2"

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 16/06/2026

"unless you lose it"!? You're saying not everyone loses their clicker after every other talk? Please don't search my Amazon history for "universal travel adapter"

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/06/2026

I did not order any. The pitch of "wtf! Why does this exist" did not sell me.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/06/2026

I'm afraid I see two probable poutine crimes on this menu, but I wasn't able to confirm. If anyone does go to Frittenwerk and can confirm criminal behavior, please file a report to notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz

A menu containing a number of frites dishes, many of which look nice, but two of them appear to not be poutine.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/06/2026

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/06/2026

And if you're not in Berlin, I'm still talking about CSS. I talk about it a lot. #webinale

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/06/2026

Another talk in the books, but I ain't done yet. If you're in Berlin right now, I'll be talking about CSS at 13:45

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/06/2026

On another plane! Next stop Berlin. First time ever in Rīga, and it was amazing. I'd love to come back here.

Last shot in Rīga before I get on the bus.

On top of the Latvian Academy of Sciences (aka Stalin's Birthday Cake)

I took a day trip to Sigulda. It was very green!

The KGB museum (Corner House) was fucking harrowing

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 05/06/2026

#devsum 2026 is in the books! Now off to Riga. Stockholm was lovely as always. Hoping I make it back

"Corporate Lemon" delivers "Was DevSum Worth It? (Mandatory)"

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 02/06/2026

Another successful KEF transfer, despite their best efforts. Passport office was backed up out the door, so they just delayed the entire fight board by 45 minutes. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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