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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 10h

If you're daring: Put your legs on top of his legs and your hands on your trusty six shooter. Now long for the sweet release of death. Hotter than hot!!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 11h

Take IN the trash... with dirty talk! Just before he's inside you, scream “Hey, apropos of nothing, do you feel about the movie TEETH?” He's sure to call the police!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 13h

Our readers suggest this one: Hide eggs you pickled in your vagina in his china cabinet. When he catches you, call the police.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 18h

Give him a private show: Play TURKEY IN THE STRAW and mimic a inflatable waving tube man. Get intimate at the end by spinning your loins while asking him if he'd like fries with that.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23h

Here's a sexy one: Dress up as an Easy Bake Oven and scream “Today I'm going to roleplay as someone cares about you.”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Scare his penis from its warren and judge it for it's terrible grammar.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How about you tell him what you like?

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Be his daring darling! Clamp his arms to the door jamb and lose the only keys to the steel handcuffs.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Make it romantic by dressing up as Darth Vader and howl “I like the way you work it”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Contemplate his penis, then twist it into a balloon dog.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Start talking dirty! Just before he's inside you, tell him “I understand you've got a family to feed, but I can't offer you a promotion until your metrics improve.” He's sure to come back for more!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Take his penis and shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake that penis.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introduce a little kink into your life! Tie his head to your spare sarcophagus and pontificate on the use of whitespace in Wikipedia's site design.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Men love dirty talk! Just before he's inside you, say “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard / And they're like / It smells like prawns” He's sure to put up with it!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Peter B Actual tells us “It drives me wild when my bae alternates an ice pack and hot water bottle on my foot. It makes me want to flee the country!!!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay uh try wearing animal print underwear.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Best Blowjob He's Ever Had: While his penis is in your mouth, load your mouth up with caltrops and rest his testicles upon a throne of spun sugar.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Introduce a little kink into your life! Lash his thighs to your collection of antique bowling balls and then have sex with his dad.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Introduce a little kink into your life! Handcuff his thighs to a power substation and find out how many bananas will fit in his asshole.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here's a hot one! Hide Exhibit A in his suit jacket. When he discovers your treasure, pull out the hidden camera and yell “IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hot stuff! Hide loose change in his terrarium. When he realizes what you've done, shoot him with a dart gun from his deer blind.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And now, the perfect blowjob: While his penis is in your mouth, use the phsyics of the waterbed to bob up and down and start tossing his testicles like a pair of sandbags.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sandy Realperson tells us “Chad thinks he's died and gone to heaven when I flap my arms and scream like a pterodactyl. Waiter? Check Please!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“When I whisper sweet nothings into your ear, create a new World of Warcraft account. Because my previous girlfriend never would.” -Brock, 34

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bimbi Actual writes “This guy I know goes wild when we play ‘Sexy Monopoly’, which is like regular Monopoly except it takes longer. Maximum fun!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Throw away the sweatpants! Dress up as the 90s Slim Jim mascot and announce: “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, your dick is in my womb.”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Best Blowjob He's Ever Had: With his penis in your mouth, shave his pubes and start tossing his testicles like a pair of sandbags.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“When I mount you from behind, turn out the lights and bask in the glow of my bioluminescence. It really shows me your sensual side.” -Thurston, 24

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kaytee Scuntpunsch let us know “My hubby thinks he's died and gone to heaven when we compare our credit scores from Experian to the ones from Equifax. He always asks for more!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hot stuff! Hide the Wu-Tang secret in his sex toys chest. When he finds it, initiate the Rapture and ironcially be the one left behind.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Be his daring darling! Restrain his hands to a dogsled and read his high school diary out loud.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“When I kiss your body, solve the puzzlebox and send us into the hell dimension. It's tender, yet sexy.” -Tungsten, 27

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mind blowing oral for him: As you suck on his penis, place the testicles on a small doily and deflate slightly under the pressure.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Clifton Strunkenwhite confesses “I love it when a girl kisses my amygdala. It causes my penis to spin around in a comical manner!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pansy Scuntpunsch confessed to us “My sister's husband goes wild when I invest all of our funds in overpriced, over engineered Silicon Valley kitchen appliances. He always asks for more!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Have sex in a new position: Put your legs in paralysis and your hands in the bowl of cold spaghetti. Now slam a beer and crush the can on his head. Hotter than hot!!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Take your sex from bleh to BAM: Put your legs all around his body and your hands on his pecs. Now you know your hips don't lie and you're starting to feel it's right. Like a science experiment!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Best Blowjob He's Ever Had: While his penis is in your mouth, fill your mouth with crushed pineapple and hum “Taps” while slowly sliding off his penis onto the floor.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Be his daring darling! Clamp his arms to the front door and take off all the stickers on his Snapback hats.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dr. Honeypot recommends: Put your legs on the coffee table and your hands on your trusty six shooter. Now control your own erotic destiny and masturbate to orgasm before he can finish. This makes for an explosive orgasm!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ditch the missionary! Put your legs around your neck and your hands gripping your double-headed fightin' dildo. Now realize that this tip came from Jenga instructions, not a sex article. What a workout!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Give him the time of his life: Toast his vas deferens until he admits that he faked his Xbox gamer score.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Start talking dirty! Just before he's inside you, scream “Mount my Dew and give me a Code Red in my cherry.” He's sure to pack up his dick and go home!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sandy Scuntpunsch writes “My boyfriend loves it when I put googly eyes on his penis and practice ventriloquy. Waiter? Check Please!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The best way to drive him wild? Hide Guy Fieri in his pants pocket. When he catches you, tell him to look into the camera and say “Bang Bros”.

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Suprise him by dressing as a skeleton and tell him “Trick or Treat!”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Make your next romp one to remember: Put your legs in storage for the winter and your hands on the Bible. Now engulf the both of you in a silk cocoon to complete the metamorphasis. Just like a porn star!

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To make things interesting, dress up as Margaret Thatcher and scream “The rhythm method truly is the best way.”

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Great Sex Tips! @greatsextips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dance moves to make your man melt: Play the marimbas and whip around a set of glowsticks on shoestrings. Get intimate at the end by twerking your thighs while setting off the pyrotechnics display.

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