Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 23/08/2026I'm not sure how that's possible when Dr Dre hasn't "created music" since 2005. 010
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 17/06/2026It is with a heavy heart that I must tell inform the people of Bluesky that DJ Shadow, having discovered a hit, is now just gonna crank out sequels. 120
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/06/2026I'm afraid I see two probable poutine crimes on this menu, but I wasn't able to confirm. If anyone does go to Frittenwerk and can confirm criminal behavior, please file a report to notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz 052
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/06/2026Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. 120
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/06/2026On another plane! Next stop Berlin. First time ever in Rīga, and it was amazing. I'd love to come back here. 020
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 05/06/2026#devsum 2026 is in the books! Now off to Riga. Stockholm was lovely as always. Hoping I make it back 150
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 02/06/2026Time for another airport selfie! This time it's Stockholm for #devsum , and then several other countries beyond that. 11 days of Europe starts just as soon as I successfully make my way thru the Keflavik airport. 150
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/05/2026Back on a tiny little plane and headed back home. Thanks #NDCToronto. I had a great time and ate four poutines, now I'm headed home. 020
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 06/05/2026Flight boarded! On my way to the first ever #NDCTotonto to deliver a new talk on improving CrUX scores. 130
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 05/05/2026Well, since this MacBook won't actually let me uninstall Apple Music, I went with this option instead.... 051
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 21/04/2026Ready to board my longest flight on 2026. MSP -> YYZ -> YVR -> SYD 😀🔫 260
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 30/03/2026You've all got a couple hours left to wish me happy birthday if you'd like 450
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 13/02/2026I'm searching for hotels in Latvia right now. This one seems OK. 120
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 10/02/2026Hello chefs. Today's dish is something I like to call "Taki Alfredo" In lieu of immunity, I'll accept a James Beard award. Just add it to the pile, please. 160
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 06/11/2025I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm. 120
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 23/10/2025Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work. 020
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 17/10/2025Aha! It's TypeScript. Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file. Perfect! It doesn't work! 020
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 22/09/2025That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated. 191
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/09/2025This is actually the second poutine crime to have been reported at the MN State Fair. The other one had sweet potato waffle fries and artificial chorizo. 010
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/09/2025I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz 130
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 13/08/2025I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page. 000
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 12/08/2025Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should. 000
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 31/07/2025Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you. NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice. 110
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 11/07/2025I was just looking at the stats for kinda.fun/guillotine and I see you have almost liberated one quadrillion dollars. Kudos! 010
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 10/07/2025And just in case you're not feeling depressed enough from the process of microwaving your lunch, we got our very worst copywriter to really twist the knife in 110
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 10/07/2025Doing some testing on kinda.fun/cameo right now, and... man... poor Kevin... 000
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 09/07/2025Strava is malfunctioning again. What's the point of going outside if I don't get the cheevos for it!? 100
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 01/07/2025Using my current unemployment status to finally play thru Cyberpunk 2077. This girl is ready to do some crimes... 030
Lemon @ahoylemon.xyz · 01/07/2025Made rusty chicken and grilled peaches tonight. I don't mind telling ya - it was great. 030
