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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/01/2026

Anyone else think he also just wanted a cool photo like of Obama watching the Osama BL mission from the situation room? The ballroom at MAL with black fabric draping while toppling a sovereign leader was as close as he could get.

Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, and another man sit or stand around a table with a black tablecloth. There is black fabric hung around them as walls and a few other men standing around in the background.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 29/12/2025

Side note: Bought Jonathan Van Ness curly hair creme and really like it! Usually cream is too heavy for my fine texture, but this isn’t heavy at all. (Second day hair pictured).

A woman in a teal shirt tilting her head toward the camera. Her hair is chin length, brown, curly layers.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 22/10/2025

I’m going to DC in a month. A year ago, I toured the White House for the first time and it was so special. I feel sick to my stomach seeing it in rubble.

Selfie photo of woman with brown curly hair in a khaki jacket in the Green Room of the White House. There is fancy satin cushioned furniture, fresh flower arrangements, and a crystal chandelier

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 22/09/2025

I’m an Old and have a metal ankle, so I’m unreasonably excited that @accuweather.com has added an arthritis forecast!! Game changer for those of us with joint pain!

Screenshot of a weather app showing two weeks of the calendar with color coded boxes for each day that indicate the effects for several health conditions: arthritis, sinus, common cold, flu, migraine, asthma

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 10/09/2025

Ha!! I’m in Indiana and got Judy Blume from a rescue, apparently pulled from death row in TN. We met her in a petsmart parking lot and basically took her home.

Small black and white dog sitting on a rug. Black nose and left ear, black speckles on her right white ear.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 18/08/2025

I think it’s possible to enjoy a kinda terrible person giving another terrible person a hard time, without being a fan of anyone involved.

Two lobsters are facing each other on the floor while four people crouch around them with cash, pretending to bet on a fight.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 17/08/2025

Just read this one from our trip the other day… 😳

Quote by FDR etched in marble: They who seek to establish systems of government based on the regimentation of all human beings by a handful of individual rulers… call this a new order. It is not new and it is not order.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 14/08/2025

(Not “tweet” but you know) Jean Smart wig for reference.

The back of a blonde woman’s head. Jean Smart is sitting across the table with her. She has her blonde hair up in an updo with wispy bangs. She’s wearing a green sequin suit.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 14/08/2025

I demand better wigs. Jean Smart’s are great. Kaitlin Olson looks like she was caught in a downpour!

Blonde woman with a flat part and long hair. She has a white dress on and is holding up a cross necklace.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/08/2025

Our dog needs a $5,000 surgery for a torn knee ligament 🙃

Woman driving with a white Labrador in the seat behind her

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 15/07/2025

Random- I’m 45yrs old and have bitten my nails my whole life. Adults nagging me, bitter nail stuff, fake nails, years and years of shame, nothing worked. 45 years. I quit about 6wks ago and can only attribute this to going on #adhd meds. Wild! Had no idea they were connected.

A thumb and three fingertips touching with pink nail polish and nails that just reach past the edge of the fingertips.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 29/06/2025

This is wild. Tried to contact my senators about the Medicaid cuts. Todd Young- fine. Jim Banks- has removed “Medicaid” and “Medicare” and “Military” from his comment topic list.

A dropdown list of topics to reach out to senator todd young. The list is immigration, interior, judiciary, labor, Medicaid, Medicare, military, nutrition, patents, pensions, second amendment, small business, taxes

A dropdown list of topics to reach out to senator Jim banks. The list is immigration, infrastructure, interior, judiciary, labor, nutrition, post office, science and technology, senior citizens, small business, social issues, social security, taxes

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 17/06/2025

I’m befriending my local family murder of 6.

A photo taken from a second story window with a roofline and tree branches. Through the branches and down on a driveway are 6 black crows eating peanuts from a dish

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 15/06/2025

Went with a pink theme for #IndyPride this year! The crowd was so joyful and it was so good for the soul 🥰

Woman in a pink tank top with rainbow bead necklaces, teal aviator sunglasses and a pink hat. She has a rainbow streak on her cheek.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 09/06/2025

My healthy four year old daughter died of a common virus. Zero stars. Do not recommend. When this starts happening to other people’s sweet babies, and it will, we need to remind everyone who did it.

A four year old girl standing in a driveway. Her hair is in pigtails and her face is crinkled in a smile. She’s wearing a pink rain jacket and a purple shirt with hearts on the chest. She’s holding a pink pencil case in one hand and a pink Easter basket in the other.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 09/06/2025

I’m befriending mine! The whole family came by last night!

Photo of six crows on a driveway with a dish of water and an empty food dish

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 23/04/2025

If you’re the kind of person who would like more in depth (gestures at my feed), check out my site and / or subscribe to my newsletter (top menu on mobile). ahoycaroline.com

Woman with short curly dark hair taking a selfie. She’s wearing a khaki jacket, black hoodie underneath and a patterned backpack. The background is a sunlit street of old Alexandria VA with light posts and rowhouses.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 13/04/2025

I need design help! Planning to paint the brick a slightly darker shade of the wall gray. How do I add an accent color here (probably a navy blue or emerald green)? Just the bead board behind the shelves? Shelves / mantle too? Something else? (Please disregard all junk on shelves!)

A brick fireplace with black metal screen. Either side has built in book shelves that stop at the mantle. The shelves and mantle are white. The wall above the mantle and on the adjoining walls is a very light gray with white trim. The floors are a cool brown wood finish.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 05/04/2025

I have a 6:25am alarm called “Guest cat!” that I do not recall any context for. I do not own a cat, and am allergic to them.

A list of iPhone alarms with one saying guest cat at 6:25am

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 08/03/2025

Caravan of 8 cyber trucks, and yes, they drove exactly the level of a-hole you’d expect.

A three lane interstate with a line of 8 silver cyber trucks in one lane

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 04/03/2025

Not just this week. Every week. They aren’t going to squash us down. I am a mom and if I see one of you getting squashed down, I will pull this car over. Now let’s go piss some authoritarians off with too much flare or whatever.

A woman with curly short dark hair and red lipstick making a mean face. She is wearing a red shirt

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 26/02/2025

Fun update: put your name as “Fuck Doge” and you get this.

A message on the heritage foundation form submission that says “Thank you for completing our survey, Fuck. Now will you join the fight to end wasteful government spending?”

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 25/02/2025

Help, I need a real Spanish speaker. I speak decent Spanish and my middle schooler is learning this grammar in school. I have never heard this in my life.

Screenshot of Google translate. The Spanish window says yo soy gusta comer and the English translation is I like to eat.

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 18/02/2025

Is this supposed to make me feel better because no

A team from SpaceX is being brought in to overhaul FAA’s air traffic control system. The visit comes after a union representing FAA workers says hundreds are being laid off. Photo of air traffic control tower and airplane in flight

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 10/02/2025

Okay, weird. I did a solstice thing with some witchy Gen X friends and we drew a tarot card for each month and February was… Wheel of Fortune = KARMA!

Screenshot of a group chat from Instagram and on December 22 of 2024 it says the card of the month for February is Wheel of fortune or the card that means karma

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 19/01/2025

Why does my TT notification have this weird Trump schilling? Do other people see this?

A pop up banner in TikTok about the suspension of the app. The second paragraph says We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok when he takes office. Please stay tuned!

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 10/01/2025

“The lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.”

A new site banner photo with a photo of Mel Gibson and the headline “Mel Gibson’s house burned down in LA wildfires while he was on Joe Rogan’s podcast.”

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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 05/01/2025

I just want low / no cost ways to learn about two things this year, and internet searches are paid content junk. Any ideas, other than the library, which I will def untilize? - Improve my Spanish / review vocab - Train my crazy dogs enough manners I can have people over without being embarrassed