Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Take your time. Enjoy life.static.klipy.comDeadpool Boops Negasonic Teenage WarheadALT: Deadpool Boops Negasonic Teenage Warhead 020 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Amish.static.klipy.comAmish Paradise - Weird Al YankovicALT: Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The puppy mill went under. There was a call for fosters. Then we had her. We fostered for like 3 days and decided. 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Amen to that sister. So annoying.static.klipy.comTim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're MistakenALT: Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken 130 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And how are you? Brains are gone...static.klipy.comSorry I ForgotALT: Sorry I Forgot 130 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Things are good. Still doing that AI security thing. The elder child has graduated and is currently home while exploring options. Maybe, I'll have her email you to discuss your badassery? The younger is a 2nd year at college. Just rolling along.static.klipy.comSam Waterston: Oh, That Old Chestnut - Grace and FrankieALT: Sam Waterston: Oh, That Old Chestnut - Grace and Frankie 130 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh no....poor baby. I am so sorry. Ms. Allie will get a boop. I'll try to be more of a presence. Tag me in stuff and the gifs will come.static.klipy.comField Of Dreams: If You Build It, They Will ComeALT: Field Of Dreams: If You Build It, They Will Come 130 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I still use the other place and only comment occasionally. I never remember to come in here. But today, I did. My new one is named Allie.static.klipy.comBig Ern's Energetic ShoutALT: Big Ern's Energetic Shout 130 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social hey zombie crew. We foster failed. Now I have 3 dogs. #fosterfail. #dogs 271 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/11/2025FB showed me I took the pic on the left 9 years ago today. Thought I’d roll the same top out again. Definitely got a bit grayer @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/10/2025@michaelfan.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Happy Halloween with a throwback to me in 1986. Keystone Cops baby! #halloween #noregrets 180 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/09/2025@eugenefreedman.bsky.social I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it, it still annoys me that the Racine pitched to Dottie Henson when they had first base open. You gotta make Ellen Sue beat you.media.tenor.comtwo boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . "ALT: two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . " 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 23/08/2025My back hurts because of a lifetime of sports.media.tenor.coma woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old !ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old ! 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch holding a book and saying `` yeah you do '' .ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch holding a book and saying `` yeah you do '' . 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social I don't feel any different after having that Walmart shrimp.....media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power . 361 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025media.tenor.coma man sitting in front of a microphone says it definitely sucksALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone says it definitely sucks 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025H Beam Piper rings truer and truer every day. @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/08/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman with wings and the words buona fortuna written below herALT: a cartoon of a woman with wings and the words buona fortuna written below her 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/08/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` andy ! ''ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` andy ! '' 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 01/08/2025You've gotten good at both the cooking (assuming the taste is good) and the presentation.media.tenor.coma chef is standing in a kitchen with a frying pan and a stove .ALT: a chef is standing in a kitchen with a frying pan and a stove . 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025media.tenor.coma man sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words oh snapALT: a man sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words oh snap 020 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Sweet! What’s out of order?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying `` because i 'm a cave man that 's the way i think ''ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` because i 'm a cave man that 's the way i think '' 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We are all friends here. I'll even give you a follow...media.tenor.coma man wearing a top hat and a white coat says " it 's no big deal "ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a white coat says " it 's no big deal " 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025media.tenor.coma woman says bringing people together in a living roomALT: a woman says bringing people together in a living room 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Thanks. My kids are much better and smarter than I am. My wife is much better and smarter than I am as well.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a black shirt and hoop earrings is eating somethingALT: a woman wearing a black shirt and hoop earrings is eating something 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025media.tenor.coma man is surrounded by two women in wigs and glasses .ALT: a man is surrounded by two women in wigs and glasses . 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The boy is a machine. Looking to do Psych and maybe double major into criminology.media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is standing in front of a building and looking up .ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building and looking up . 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Huge win! I figured he was outta here. Not doing IR.media.tenor.comtwo women are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says " big huge "ALT: two women are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says " big huge " 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025No diggity. Hoping to pick up my youngest from college orientation before the storms come.media.tenor.coma national geographic photo of a stormy sky with a fence in the foregroundALT: a national geographic photo of a stormy sky with a fence in the foreground 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025media.tenor.coma man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' .ALT: a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' . 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Although these two a currently fighting over a bone. She (the big one) found a bone outside. He (the little one) wants it. Chaos has ensued....media.tenor.coma man with long white hair and a beard says to warALT: a man with long white hair and a beard says to war 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Amen my friend. Amen.media.tenor.coma woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her .ALT: a woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her . 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025No. We get them cuts and they just happen to be between right now. They are in that shaggy phase which I love.media.tenor.coma cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and holding a baton .ALT: a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and holding a baton . 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025They absolutely hate it. The big one always wants to go out and even she is like....media.tenor.commichael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''ALT: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! '' 120 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social Me, after walking the dogs today..media.tenor.coma man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeserALT: a man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeser 140 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Get out and give blood. Do your part because we still live in a society. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @americanredcross.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donationALT: a cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donation 142 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 17/07/2025media.tenor.coma man holding a camera asks another man " listen do you smell something ? "ALT: a man holding a camera asks another man " listen do you smell something ? " 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I understand.media.tenor.coma cartoon of marge simpson and maggie simpson in front of a fanALT: a cartoon of marge simpson and maggie simpson in front of a fan 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025So true. Next line of storms coming in soon....media.tenor.coma cartoon of two men with the words order now and you 'll also get sun 'n ' runALT: a cartoon of two men with the words order now and you 'll also get sun 'n ' run 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I dunno. Maybe. Last night we had 24 teams and 118 people playing. Perhaps it was just a tough crowd. Although next time we should provide...media.tenor.coma cartoon character says hardcore nudity in front of a framed picture of the simpsonsALT: a cartoon character says hardcore nudity in front of a framed picture of the simpsons 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I guess that they are not terminally online. But many of them are or....maybe my joke sucked.media.tenor.coma cartoon character says a little from column a a little from column b.ALT: a cartoon character says a little from column a a little from column b. 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I am so sorry. I lost mine 5 years ago and I still mourn him. 010 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social Reading trivia last night, one of the answers was about WAP and I made a Ben Shapiro joke and no one got it....media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sadALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad 110 0
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/07/2025@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social yesterday, I Iearned that the Tony Award trophy actually spins giving me a Eureka moment in the "Tony" scene in the Producers musicals. It's almost as good as the Oedipus joke in History of the World part 1. #strokeofgenius @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy "ALT: a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy " 010 0