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Andy Hausman

@ahaus101.bsky.social
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Still using gifs to say what needs to be said.

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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Take your time. Enjoy life.
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Deadpool Boops Negasonic Teenage Warhead
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Amish.
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Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The puppy mill went under. There was a call for fosters. Then we had her. We fostered for like 3 days and decided.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She is 16 weeks we think.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Get a puppy they said…. @nerienis.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amen to that sister. So annoying.
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Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And how are you? Brains are gone...
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Sorry I Forgot
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things are good. Still doing that AI security thing. The elder child has graduated and is currently home while exploring options. Maybe, I'll have her email you to discuss your badassery? The younger is a 2nd year at college. Just rolling along.
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Sam Waterston: Oh, That Old Chestnut - Grace and Frankie
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no....poor baby. I am so sorry. Ms. Allie will get a boop. I'll try to be more of a presence. Tag me in stuff and the gifs will come.
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Field Of Dreams: If You Build It, They Will Come
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still use the other place and only comment occasionally. I never remember to come in here. But today, I did. My new one is named Allie.
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Big Ern's Energetic Shout
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social hey zombie crew. We foster failed. Now I have 3 dogs. #fosterfail. #dogs
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Darn.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
FB showed me I took the pic on the left 9 years ago today. Thought I’d roll the same top out again. Definitely got a bit grayer @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@michaelfan.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Happy Halloween with a throwback to me in 1986. Keystone Cops baby! #halloween #noregrets
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tough mornings….#dogs
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@eugenefreedman.bsky.social I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it, it still annoys me that the Racine pitched to Dottie Henson when they had first base open. You gotta make Ellen Sue beat you.
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two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My back hurts because of a lifetime of sports.
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a woman with a surprised look on her face says i 'm old !
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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a man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch holding a book and saying `` yeah you do '' .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social I don't feel any different after having that Walmart shrimp.....
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a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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a man sitting in front of a microphone says it definitely sucks
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
H Beam Piper rings truer and truer every day. @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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a cartoon of a woman with wings and the words buona fortuna written below her
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` andy ! ''
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You've gotten good at both the cooking (assuming the taste is good) and the presentation.
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a chef is standing in a kitchen with a frying pan and a stove .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a man sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words oh snap
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sweet! What’s out of order?
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a man in a suit and tie is saying `` because i 'm a cave man that 's the way i think ''
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
We are all friends here. I'll even give you a follow...
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a man wearing a top hat and a white coat says " it 's no big deal "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a woman says bringing people together in a living room
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Thanks. My kids are much better and smarter than I am. My wife is much better and smarter than I am as well.
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a woman wearing a black shirt and hoop earrings is eating something
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a man is surrounded by two women in wigs and glasses .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The boy is a machine. Looking to do Psych and maybe double major into criminology.
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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building and looking up .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Huge win! I figured he was outta here. Not doing IR.
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two women are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says " big huge "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
No diggity. Hoping to pick up my youngest from college orientation before the storms come.
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a national geographic photo of a stormy sky with a fence in the foreground
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Although these two a currently fighting over a bone. She (the big one) found a bone outside. He (the little one) wants it. Chaos has ensued....
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a man with long white hair and a beard says to war
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Amen my friend. Amen.
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a woman in a blue robe is sitting in a kitchen with the word perfect written in front of her .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
No. We get them cuts and they just happen to be between right now. They are in that shaggy phase which I love.
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a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and holding a baton .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
They absolutely hate it. The big one always wants to go out and even she is like....
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michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The #dogs in question....
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social Me, after walking the dogs today..
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a man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeser
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Get out and give blood. Do your part because we still live in a society. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @americanredcross.bsky.social
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a cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donation
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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a man holding a camera asks another man " listen do you smell something ? "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I understand.
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a cartoon of marge simpson and maggie simpson in front of a fan
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So true. Next line of storms coming in soon....
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a cartoon of two men with the words order now and you 'll also get sun 'n ' run
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I dunno. Maybe. Last night we had 24 teams and 118 people playing. Perhaps it was just a tough crowd. Although next time we should provide...
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a cartoon character says hardcore nudity in front of a framed picture of the simpsons
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I guess that they are not terminally online. But many of them are or....maybe my joke sucked.
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a cartoon character says a little from column a a little from column b.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I am so sorry. I lost mine 5 years ago and I still mourn him.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social Reading trivia last night, one of the answers was about WAP and I made a Ben Shapiro joke and no one got it....
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a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social yesterday, I Iearned that the Tony Award trophy actually spins giving me a Eureka moment in the "Tony" scene in the Producers musicals. It's almost as good as the Oedipus joke in History of the World part 1. #strokeofgenius @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social
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a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy "
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