Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/11/2025FB showed me I took the pic on the left 9 years ago today. Thought I’d roll the same top out again. Definitely got a bit grayer @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social 120
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/10/2025@michaelfan.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Happy Halloween with a throwback to me in 1986. Keystone Cops baby! #halloween #noregrets 180
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/09/2025@eugenefreedman.bsky.social I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it, it still annoys me that the Racine pitched to Dottie Henson when they had first base open. You gotta make Ellen Sue beat you.media.tenor.comtwo boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . "ALT: two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . " 010
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social I don't feel any different after having that Walmart shrimp.....media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power . 361
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025H Beam Piper rings truer and truer every day. @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social 110
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social Me, after walking the dogs today..media.tenor.coma man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeserALT: a man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeser 140
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Get out and give blood. Do your part because we still live in a society. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @americanredcross.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donationALT: a cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donation 142
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social Reading trivia last night, one of the answers was about WAP and I made a Ben Shapiro joke and no one got it....media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sadALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad 110
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/07/2025@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social yesterday, I Iearned that the Tony Award trophy actually spins giving me a Eureka moment in the "Tony" scene in the Producers musicals. It's almost as good as the Oedipus joke in History of the World part 1. #strokeofgenius @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy "ALT: a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy " 010
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Wherever you go, you can always make new friends. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social 130
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/06/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social the fog is getting thicker….. 292
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 14/06/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social keep the DC area safe for me. I’m literally on the other side of the world for the next couple of weeks.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . 130
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/06/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @dcpetterson.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social incredible post. Definitely worth the follow….media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's hair with a braid and a ring on it .ALT: a close up of a person 's hair with a braid and a ring on it . 150
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/06/2025@www.jrrjokien.commedia.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera with the word mellon above himALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera with the word mellon above him 000
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 05/06/2025@theryangeorge.bsky.social I may have missed it but have you rolled out a "Big" pitch meeting yet? Thanks! I appreciate all of the laughs and I look forward to more.media.tenor.coma man holding a piece of paper that says actually it 's going to be super easyALT: a man holding a piece of paper that says actually it 's going to be super easy 010
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/05/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social please please please tell me you are watching Andor.media.tenor.coma man in a fur hooded jacket talks to a woman with the words rebellions are built on hopeALT: a man in a fur hooded jacket talks to a woman with the words rebellions are built on hope 230
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 03/05/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social went to the garden center for planting stuff today. Held up potatoes to my darling wife and gave her the Sam Gamgee. Another woman laughed and my wife said “see what I have to live with”. The lady laughed because she gave me the other part of the line… 120
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/04/2025It's been 5 years. While these two help fill the hole, I still miss my guy. 130
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Y'all. We are out here living in Andor. What are we going to do about it? @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottomALT: a man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottom 220
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 26/03/2025@leftynavyseal.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social I feel like this is what happened in the signal chat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JFD...youtube.comairplane! ~ from here to eternity beach sceneYouTube video by that jalopy 340
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/03/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @dcpetterson.bsky.social @leftynavyseal.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Y'all are smarter than I am. Feel free to rope in other people but at what point are we looking at a military coup to stop all of this nonsense? The national security people can't be happy with this right?media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson says he seized power in a bloodless coup - all smotheringsALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says he seized power in a bloodless coup - all smotherings 330
Reposted by Andy HausmanPrincess of Ely @princessofely.bsky.social · 23/03/2025This is just in case you didn’t know, leave your pacemaker in your will to a dog who needs one 25923
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/03/2025@www.jrrjokien.com Looks like we found the Silmaril. 000
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/03/2025@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social ya'll notice as soon as the economy starts to dip, there is an immediate uptick in scam emails of people offering to "split" ill gotten gains?media.tenor.coma cartoon pony with the word hmm on the bottomALT: a cartoon pony with the word hmm on the bottom 220
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Hitting up the @americanredcross.bsky.social for a donation. If you can, please do.media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words `` a red sun rises , blood has been spilled this night ''ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` a red sun rises , blood has been spilled this night '' 020
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 13/03/2025@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social One thing I do like at the old place is when I see a "blue check" account that has ad in it's post. It's like finding the turd in the punch bowlmedia.tenor.coma man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit signALT: a man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit sign 220
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 11/03/2025In response to recent Federal workforce reductions, @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social is providing various resources to support affected residents. This webpage offers essential information to assist with employment, basic needs and health services during this challenging time. ▶️ bit.ly/41Gi1rT 0147
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Just adding my two cents here....media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat says " yikes " in front of himALT: a man wearing a hat says " yikes " in front of him 120
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The Dems need to chant we want Elon every time the orange one speaks. Get on it @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social 010
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Hey friends. My daughter Lew through @flysfo.bsky.social on United and her dolphin that she has had since basically birth was misplaced. Reach out if you have it. Share if you don’t. Thanks! 011
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The National Weather Service has issued a High Wind Watch for Montgomery County for Sun, 2/16, 12 pm until Mon, 2/17, at 12 am. Expect winds of 20-30 mph, with gusts over 50-60 mph possible. Winds can cause scattered power outages. More information: ow.ly/sm7750V0KaY 021
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 27/01/2025He MoCo friends. As it looks like traffic is about become insane again please see below. 030
Reposted by Andy HausmanCharles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 07/01/2025📣 HEADS UP VIRGINIA! You have 3 critical SPECIAL ELECTIONS TODAY! You have to win at least 2 of these to hold onto your legislative majority! #Blue25 VA SD-32: Kannan Srinivasan VA HD-26: JJ Singh VA SD-10: Jack Trammell secure.actblue.com/donate/speci...secure.actblue.comChip in!Show your support with a contribution. 03023
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025⚠️ Update⚠️ 021
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Getting roof work done. My lil man does NOT like the banging. 021
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 28/12/2024@americanredcross.bsky.social last donation of the year. 010
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 26/12/2024@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social First night pastrami. 230
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 23/12/2024JRR Tolkien said it best in the LOTR; “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”media.tenor.coma man with a beard is talking to another man who says you have my sword .ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man who says you have my sword . 010
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024🧊 #WINTERWEATHERADVISORY 🧊 🕰️From 5:00am to 1:00pm on Tuesday, Dec. 24 🗺️Areas DC, central/northern MD, & northern VA 🚧Roads, bridges & overpasses, will likely become slick🧊& hazardous. The dicey conditions could impact the Tuesday morning #commute. ⚠️▶️ weather.gov/lwx/ @mtamaryland.bsky.social 021
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 20/12/2024📌🚇ICYMI🚇📌 If you're planning on taking Metro over the #holidayseason, you might want to plan ahead for some scheduled track construction that could cause some delays. @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social #december2024 @cmkatestewart.bsky.social @cmkristinmink.bsky.social wtop.com/tracking-met...wtop.comMetro holiday closures could cause delays on Blue, Orange and Silver lines - WTOP NewsIf you’re planning on taking Metro over the holiday season, you might want to plan ahead for some scheduled track construction that could cause delays. 023
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/12/2024@ryanarey.bsky.social thank you for making the Joe vs the Volcano catch!media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is smiling with the words that 's a pro move right thereALT: a man with a mustache is smiling with the words that 's a pro move right there 000
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/12/2024@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social So.....uh....huh? 231
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/12/2024@ufowatchdog.bsky.social glad to see you over here.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not saying it was the aliens but it was the aliensALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not saying it was the aliens but it was the aliens 010
Reposted by Andy HausmanMontgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024⚠️Reminder⚠️ Between Friday, Dec. 20 & Monday, Dec. 30, Metrorail will alter train🚇 service & close some downtown stations as part of a construction project. During this period, FREE shuttle buses🚌will replace trains🚇 in between affected stations. ▶️ ow.ly/qu3150UlEkv @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social 011
Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/12/2024@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social why we got her a bed, I’ll never know. 130
Reposted by Andy HausmanJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/12/2024If you're in the affected area, take this tsunami warning seriously. www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/n...cbsnews.com7.0 magnitude earthquake hits off Northern California coast, tsunami warning issuedA large earthquake struck off the coast of Humboldt County on Thursday morning. 34496151