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Andy Hausman

@ahaus101.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
FB showed me I took the pic on the left 9 years ago today. Thought I’d roll the same top out again. Definitely got a bit grayer @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@michaelfan.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Happy Halloween with a throwback to me in 1986. Keystone Cops baby! #halloween #noregrets
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tough mornings….#dogs
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@eugenefreedman.bsky.social I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it, it still annoys me that the Racine pitched to Dottie Henson when they had first base open. You gotta make Ellen Sue beat you.
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two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social I don't feel any different after having that Walmart shrimp.....
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a man is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone and saying i can feel the power .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
H Beam Piper rings truer and truer every day. @nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social Me, after walking the dogs today..
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a man is talking to another man and saying i 'm baking like a toasted cheeser
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Get out and give blood. Do your part because we still live in a society. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @americanredcross.bsky.social
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a cartoon of homer simpson getting a blood donation
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @eugenefreedman.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social Reading trivia last night, one of the answers was about WAP and I made a Ben Shapiro joke and no one got it....
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a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and saying that makes me feel sad i 'm sad
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social yesterday, I Iearned that the Tony Award trophy actually spins giving me a Eureka moment in the "Tony" scene in the Producers musicals. It's almost as good as the Oedipus joke in History of the World part 1. #strokeofgenius @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social
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a group of men are standing in a room and one of them says " tony tony tony tonnyyy "
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
North Korea
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Wherever you go, you can always make new friends. @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social @theastutegaloot.bsky.social the fog is getting thicker…..
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social keep the DC area safe for me. I’m literally on the other side of the world for the next couple of weeks.
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two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @dcpetterson.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social incredible post. Definitely worth the follow….
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a close up of a person 's hair with a braid and a ring on it .
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
@www.jrrjokien.com
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a man with long hair and a beard is looking at the camera with the word mellon above him
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@theryangeorge.bsky.social I may have missed it but have you rolled out a "Big" pitch meeting yet? Thanks! I appreciate all of the laughs and I look forward to more.
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a man holding a piece of paper that says actually it 's going to be super easy
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social please please please tell me you are watching Andor.
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a man in a fur hooded jacket talks to a woman with the words rebellions are built on hope
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social went to the garden center for planting stuff today. Held up potatoes to my darling wife and gave her the Sam Gamgee. Another woman laughed and my wife said “see what I have to live with”. The lady laughed because she gave me the other part of the line…
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's been 5 years. While these two help fill the hole, I still miss my guy.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Y'all. We are out here living in Andor. What are we going to do about it? @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social
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a man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottom
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@leftynavyseal.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social I feel like this is what happened in the signal chat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JFD...
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airplane! ~ from here to eternity beach scene
YouTube video by that jalopy
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @dcpetterson.bsky.social @leftynavyseal.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social Y'all are smarter than I am. Feel free to rope in other people but at what point are we looking at a military coup to stop all of this nonsense? The national security people can't be happy with this right?
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a cartoon of homer simpson says he seized power in a bloodless coup - all smotherings
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Princess of Ely @princessofely.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is just in case you didn’t know, leave your pacemaker in your will to a dog who needs one
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@www.jrrjokien.com Looks like we found the Silmaril.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@nerienis.bsky.social @dcboy.bsky.social @mustangcarrie.bsky.social ya'll notice as soon as the economy starts to dip, there is an immediate uptick in scam emails of people offering to "split" ill gotten gains?
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a cartoon pony with the word hmm on the bottom
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hitting up the @americanredcross.bsky.social for a donation. If you can, please do.
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` a red sun rises , blood has been spilled this night ''
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social One thing I do like at the old place is when I see a "blue check" account that has ad in it's post. It's like finding the turd in the punch bowl
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a man and a boy are playing basketball in a gym with an exit sign
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
In response to recent Federal workforce reductions, @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social is providing various resources to support affected residents. This webpage offers essential information to assist with employment, basic needs and health services during this challenging time. ▶️ bit.ly/41Gi1rT
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Just adding my two cents here....
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a man wearing a hat says " yikes " in front of him
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The Dems need to chant we want Elon every time the orange one speaks. Get on it @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hey friends. My daughter Lew through @flysfo.bsky.social on United and her dolphin that she has had since basically birth was misplaced. Reach out if you have it. Share if you don’t. Thanks!
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The National Weather Service has issued a High Wind Watch for Montgomery County for Sun, 2/16, 12 pm until Mon, 2/17, at 12 am. Expect winds of 20-30 mph, with gusts over 50-60 mph possible. Winds can cause scattered power outages. More information: ow.ly/sm7750V0KaY
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#DMV friends please take note.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
He MoCo friends. As it looks like traffic is about become insane again please see below.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 07/01/2025
📣 HEADS UP VIRGINIA! You have 3 critical SPECIAL ELECTIONS TODAY! You have to win at least 2 of these to hold onto your legislative majority! #Blue25 VA SD-32: Kannan Srinivasan VA HD-26: JJ Singh VA SD-10: Jack Trammell secure.actblue.com/donate/speci...
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
⚠️ Update⚠️
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Getting roof work done. My lil man does NOT like the banging.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
@americanredcross.bsky.social last donation of the year.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social First night pastrami.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
JRR Tolkien said it best in the LOTR; “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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a man with a beard is talking to another man who says you have my sword .
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
🧊 #WINTERWEATHERADVISORY 🧊 🕰️From 5:00am to 1:00pm on Tuesday, Dec. 24 🗺️Areas DC, central/northern MD, & northern VA 🚧Roads, bridges & overpasses, will likely become slick🧊& hazardous. The dicey conditions could impact the Tuesday morning #commute. ⚠️▶️ weather.gov/lwx/ @mtamaryland.bsky.social
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
📌🚇ICYMI🚇📌 If you're planning on taking Metro over the #holidayseason, you might want to plan ahead for some scheduled track construction that could cause some delays. @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social #december2024 @cmkatestewart.bsky.social @cmkristinmink.bsky.social wtop.com/tracking-met...
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Metro holiday closures could cause delays on Blue, Orange and Silver lines - WTOP News
If you’re planning on taking Metro over the holiday season, you might want to plan ahead for some scheduled track construction that could cause delays.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@ryanarey.bsky.social thank you for making the Joe vs the Volcano catch!
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a man with a mustache is smiling with the words that 's a pro move right there
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social So.....uh....huh?
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@ufowatchdog.bsky.social glad to see you over here.
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not saying it was the aliens but it was the aliens
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Montgomery County (MD) Department of Transportation @mcdotnow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
⚠️Reminder⚠️ Between Friday, Dec. 20 & Monday, Dec. 30, Metrorail will alter train🚇 service & close some downtown stations as part of a construction project. During this period, FREE shuttle buses🚌will replace trains🚇 in between affected stations. ▶️ ow.ly/qu3150UlEkv @montgomerycountymd.bsky.social
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@dcboy.bsky.social @nerienis.bsky.social why we got her a bed, I’ll never know.
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Andy Hausman @ahaus101.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Friday morning lay out in the sun.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/12/2024
If you're in the affected area, take this tsunami warning seriously. www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/n...
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7.0 magnitude earthquake hits off Northern California coast, tsunami warning issued
A large earthquake struck off the coast of Humboldt County on Thursday morning.
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