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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Thinking about the Reno 911 bit about responding to a clown car full of dead bodies

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Добре, дякую! Я так і думав. Цей сайт — брехун 😩

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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"Is the whole thing like this?" Yes. Yes, it is.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I was just listening to a Warhammer 40k lore video, and the narrator mentioned that they just welcomed their second child into the world... like, could you please not ruin my suspension of disbelief? You did not have sex twice

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Чи це правильно казати відбув_А_ють, але відб_У_ваються ???

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Well if they were confused about the function, then that's on them

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Second this. The audiobooks had great production quality. Full cast etc

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Read an article about the history of pedantry as an object of disdain. The author used the word «nugatory», so I think we know where they stand on the issue

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Imagine if the bar really were so low as "a thing is here, so we should not only accept it, but actively proliferate it"

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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Someone told me that it catches consistency errors like mixing up dates and stuff, and it felt like they were trying to sell me a shamwow

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I don't want to be a billionaire, and I think that's just incomprehensible to a large group of people

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Lmao Adriana you are a miserable person

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 13/05/2026

A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE the gayest loser

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

What are the odds he's clasping two toddler-sized water bottles in those pockets, fighting the urge to take a big, awkward sip

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I had to look it up, but it's shittenfucke

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Do not dehumanize the work that was *checks notes* not done by a human

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I wonder how much cat hair I've eaten

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The nominal determinism theory of sexuality

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Like... I'm all for statewide ranked choice voting, but something tells me he wouldn't like that

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Also, isn't the whole point of a district to represent the local population and NOT the rest of the state

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

we need a strict liability regime for AI. that’ll sort this stuff right out.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

We need to expurgate puritanical ideals from the American conscience

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

One thing that bothers me about SCOTUS is that I don't have a legal argument for why half of them should be in prison, but it certainly feels that way

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 12/05/2026

7 months to go

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

If all your fingers touch, that's called getting to fifth base

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There is more diversity of thought amongst flat-earthers than those who accept the scientific consensus

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I mean... Will Stancil kinda sucks. He gives well-akshually coded Patrick Bateman

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Loather @loather.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I’m a very serious writer for the New Yorker and I have issues with the portrayal of sheep in the movie where sheep solve crime

New Yorker headline: WHAT "THE SHEEP DETECTIVES" DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT SHEEP

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I love that geologists visit roadcuts the way Pokemon go enthusiasts visit pokestops

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fun fact about Ohio: We have flying squirrels. Like, a lot of them, apparently. They're nocturnal though, so most people never see one.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Per this Axios article from last year, the US had ~4000 data centers, with ~3000 new data centers planned or under construction. So whatever the consumption might be, it seems we're on pace to rapidly increase it by 75% (all else equal). Maybe it's not a big deal? 🤷 www.axios.com/2025/12/18/d...

axios.com

America's data center growth hot spots, mapped

Virginia and Texas lead the way, but they're becoming a major political fight.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The article mentions 200+ data centers in Georgia, but also notes that this data center in particular is large. Personally, I'm less concerned with historical consumption of data centers, and more concerned with what seems to be a spike in construction to support AI services I don't want

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

www.politico.com/news/2026/05... Obviously there's variability between designs and sizes, but if I'm reading this right, this data center used at least ~4x that amount (30M gallons ≈ 114M liters). And I think that might only be the _unpaid_ consumption for 9-15 months.

politico.com

A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure

Residents in Fayetteville, Georgia, noticed low water pressure last year. The utility discovered two unaccounted-for water connections at one of the nation’s largest data center campuses.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I know @billcorbett.bsky.social recognizes at least one of the movies on this list (Birdemic)

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

20 somethings trying to read Cursive.

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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

1) that sounds delicious rn 2) I have sassafras trees in my backyard (unfortunately they no longer use sassafras root for flavoring because of all the toxins)

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