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Agent Simi Corsair

@agentsimicorsair.bsky.social
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No minors. Always Annoyed. Swearaholic. Neurotic. Psychotic. Territorial. Unemployable. I'm told I have tsunderenergy, whatever the fuck that means. I hit the like button a lot. Go away... and stay there. She Her Her Hers / This MFer

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 21/09/2026
as a hater let me acknowledge something ai is good at: producing irritating discourse at scale this is usually because, like "ai" itself, people are talking about different things like they are one thing so let me disentangle, with statements numbered for easy disagreement
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OH YEAH? YOU FUCKING THINK?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
acting morally is a lot easier when it's your only option.
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MassivelyOP @massivelyop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Microsoft’s latest patent could mean the arrival of in-game ads that play during downtime
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Microsoft’s latest patent could mean the arrival of in-game ads that play during downtime
If every video game you've ever played had constant action and no moments of downtime, it would be a little bit exhausting. But if a patent application filed by Microsoft materializes into a…
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/09/2026
If you’re in California, call @robbonta.bsky.social and yell at him. 916-445-9555
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 21/09/2026
I’ve been releasing music DIY for 25yrs and I believe that should always be a viable option for artists. The double sale of Bandcamp was a wake up call so earlier this year, I joined Subvert.fm, a member-owned music distribution platform. As a co-op, Subvert can’t simply be sold to investors. 1/
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@lolgop.bsky.social and I are reissuing our podcast on how the 2016 Russian attack led to fascism. www.youtube.com/shorts/8piSZ...
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How Putin grabbed Trump by his balls
YouTube video by emptywheel
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kraft says he's providing humanitarian aid to the Palestinians. But when investigated, it turns out his "humanitarian assistance" is to the IDF, to help them persecute and kill Palestinians. theintercept.com/2026/09/18/r...
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Robert Kraft Claims His Donations Help Palestinians. Turns Out He’s Funding Friends of the IDF.
An analysis of tax forms by The Intercept show Kraft’s charity and LLC have donated to Friends of the IDF and AIPAC’s super PAC.
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS is why i bluesky
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
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Kowachi @artbykowachi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A good buddy of mine recently published their first novel! Go check it out if you're looking for some fresh romantasy for your shelf: a.co/d/0cDQw31T #romantasy #indieauthor
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is why i love doc here jump-scare smacks me upside the head with random bits of knowledge / insight when i am busy doom / hate scrolling
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Knight Lesbians there are so many puns flying through my head as background noise to these awesome visuals adsfj ahem, i meant to say: go get Knighted
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
friend: hey idk if it's doable but do you want to do a thing? me: hmmm i don't know i'm pretty busy and money's tight friend: yeah but there will be beautiful women there me: okay so what are the details friend: and if it helps sell it i can- wait what me: quickly. when where and how do i get there.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Instead of validating the explosion thesis or the social contagion bullshit, I am going to put it simply: advances in medicine and access to care provided people with the language to describe and explain their lived experiences to a world that had often said “fuck you, deal with it.”
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 13/09/2026
Seoul is being attacked by a giant cat. Send fish. 🐱
A giant animated image of a cartoon cat on the side of a building
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 13/09/2026
ComicWorld is a market style convention with a huge amount of fanwork. Unlike North American cons, there aren't usually panels or a lot of scheduled events. The market and the cosplay are the draws.
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🍧Meat Popsicle🍧 @baddielynn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Off-topic: You've hit on a truth: even accepting parents don't "get it" until they see their trans child re-define being joyful looks like on themselves. I had this experience with my dad where he stopped one morning and said, "I thought I knew what you being happy looked like. I didn't until now."
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Brennan Kenneth Brown ♾️ @brennan.day · 11/09/2026
stopomarchy.neocities.org
stopomarchy.neocities.org
STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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tante @tante.cc · 11/09/2026
"Omarchy should not matter. But sadly it does. As a power grab." I wrote about why we have to care about Omarchy. As a fascist power grab within the FLOSS ecosystem.
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Omarchy should not matter. But sadly it does. As a power grab. If you don’t know what Omarchy is here’s the short summary. David Heinemeier Hansson, creator of RubyOnRails, owner of a software business and millionaire, decided a few months ago to go all in on Linux and – because that’s just his MO – […]
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026
Far right billionaires want to replace journalists, writers, artists, and educators with "A.i." because THEY CAN CONTROL THE OUTPUTS. They want compliance. They want to limit what people are even capable of thinking. Consumer-facing "A.i." is a tool of fascists. Reject it for that reason alone.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you are going to click on the album below then listen to it you are going to click on "Buy Digital Album" you are going to type a number you think will impress me you are going to look at that number, until I say "beg" and then you are going to complete the purchase you are going to do this, for me
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
unfortunately, the judges apparently calmed down after the recess, boo
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ahaha o ye gods read it and feel that grin creep up on your face those judges were NOT happy also THANK YOU for doing this lovely thing
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 10/09/2026
PA: I apologize that I apparently misunderstood my conversation with the other side. I thought we were all going to be adults here. Apparently we have a reading problem here.
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when the fanart is CUTER
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"cold stone" steve austin @coldstonesaysso.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WWE fans new to aew, please stand back and watch how aew fans shit on aew before jumping in to shit on aew yourself. there's rules to this
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 09/09/2026
Policy changes can be fast, meaningful, or lasting. Pick 2.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans. www.propublica.org/article/ecto...
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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Agent Simi Corsair @agentsimicorsair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i didn't think i'd have to say this but after recent dialogues, apparently do: indulging in self depreciation =/= self loathing having low self esteem =/= self loathing indulging in self depreciation =/= low self esteem having low self esteem == indulging in self depreciation (yes)
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 09/09/2026
People have noted I’m writing more articles about anti trans dems now than I used to. I swear it isn’t because I hate dems or want them to lose. I’ve ALWAYS written articles about anti trans dems. It’s just that now there are so many more to write about.
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David Greene @davidgreene.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every person I know who was an adult on 9/11/01 remembers in vivid detail what they were doing when they learned of the attacks, especially those who were in NY. (I was changing a diaper)
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like if you were baking something and forty different people pointed out that you might’ve used something poisonous that may kill everyone, would you just shrug and keep baking?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I want us to be able to hear one another. And I want us to treat our allies' and potential allies' tears as worthy of compassion even when we do not believe the person being mourned is worthy of their tears.” A really thoughtful and wise piece by @mskellymhayes.bsky.social:
organizingmythoughts.org
Grief Is Not a Verdict: This Is Not Really an Essay About Gloria Steinem
We grieve the worlds we’ve known and what it felt like to live in them.
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Fell Hound @fellhound.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am never reading again.
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Heather Paterson @heatherpaterson.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Update: This is now the most signed petition on Senedd site petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24... Keep signing & sharing - I know petitions don't fix everything but we need to use all the tools we have to address this If they can remove healthcare for one group, they could remove it for anyone
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Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who ha...
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/09/2026
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog: pluralistic.net/2026/09/07/h...
pluralistic.net
Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow – No trackers, no ads. Black type, white background. Privacy policy: we don't collect or retain any data at all ever period.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am protected by the psychic energy of all those who love me. also by the ghost of david lynch wielding a flaming sword
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Flo (Snitchy) @flothesnitchy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Some Twitch streamers are celebrating #StarTrekDay & the 60th anniversary by playing & streaming #StarTrekOnline www.twitch.tv/chaseshumway -- come support our community 🖖✨
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It kind of tracks. For a few years there, people started paying a lot of attention to the difficulties women can have trying for/during/after pregnancy, then you started to hear people say the discourse was getting too negative, and now it's time for any woman having a hard time to be shut up.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another issue with the response to the Lindsay Clancy trial is that the avalanche of shaming, bias, and mis/disinformation around postpartum psychosis is going to make *fewer* people seek help. It's going to lead to *more* tragedies. Which I fear is the goal of some of the extremists pushing this.
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Klaudia ☻ @klaudiashhh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've finally printed this on riso! It turned out so vibrant, but only a few copies are aligned properly 🫪 I have them on my website if you're interested
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Arina ・リリン 🌈 @lilinnaion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is such a great compliment 💖 and fun to listen to! Thank you @p1armada.bsky.social!
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/09/2026
This endless train of puff pieces about charming neo-Nazis inevitably leads to Nazi ideologies being mainstreamed. Once you shift from "we should kick Nazi's teeth down their throats" to "What if the Nazi is wearing a buttondown shirt?" it's very hard to come back from that. And the Nazis know it.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A fed appeals court ruled that the US Constitution does not guarantee a right to clean drinking water, rejecting a lawsuit by Jackson, Mississippi residents over the city's lead-contaminated water system. Think about that. You’re not guaranteed to drink water without lead.
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is a big moment for me on many levels. - Our very first show on US soil - We’re running the arena that not only housed ECW, but also housed my years for CHIKARA, CZW and ROH on HDNet - This is but ONE of the crazy locations we have planned for the next calendar year Hold on to your butts
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’a absolutely an increase in food recalls at the same time a bit of what’s happening is that we’re more attuned to it now and noticing it more. Deregulation of the food industry has been ongoing for many years and there are always a lot of recalls. It’s good we’re paying attention now!
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you, Instagram, for showing me the wild world of Hog Showmanship where you have to lock eyes with the judge and mean mug them like they killed your parents while showing off your pig
A lady staring death at the judge A boy doing the same
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 08/09/2026
They want to place foster LGBTQ+ kids with parents who will put them through conversion therapy. www.cnn.com/2026/09/06/u...
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An estimated one-third of foster youth identify as LGBTQ+. Federal agencies are ripping away their protections | CNN
Child welfare agencies and nonprofits are trying to find a delicate balance between fulfilling their mission and working within the Trump administration’s guidelines
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