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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i told AI to tell me in a cowboy voice to run 2 miles every day and i actually think it's working?

viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

all of my children will give you a negative yelp review, and my children's children will give your descendant family business a negative grubhub review, and their children's children will forget you, thus is the beautiful circle of life!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the main difference between you and me is that I have just chosen to call myself an economics watch account

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

i watched it and had fun

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i am giving you a wonderful stock of laughter

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

sitting on a dildo and starting a rube goldberg device that hits me in the face with a frying pan

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danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

EXCERPT FROM DANZIG’S DIARY: Partial lunar eclipse the other night, you know what that meant: I howled at the moon in the nude, hoping for the devil to give me ideas for another scary song. Then I wound down by texting Marilyn Manson on a burner phone to tell him his milky eye looks stupid, heh

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i told AI to tell me in a cowboy voice to run 2 miles every day and i actually think it's working?

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my life is an action movie

alec baldwin fighting like he's in John Wick

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

got sued dropping bricks from a tall ladder in the criterion closet

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

thus is the beautiful circus of life

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bluesky is owned by a corn billionaire. i did not do any research.

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I am screaming, clutching books I haven't read in my closet and I think the neighbors are loving it!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

cowards would delete this but i won't. this is important.

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

if you die in an ambulance, your family gets to own the ambulance, at least in an ideal society

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Me: Man wouldn't be a decapod crustacean, either the Brachyura or various groups within the closely related Anomura, characterized by having a heavily armored shell, tail segments concealed under the body, the ability to run sideways, and the habit of hiding in rocky crevices Crab Man: Hold my beer

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

it’s called pandora, and it’s a magical world!!! and the people are nicer, and they’re blue!!!!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

you better start believing in ghostbusters, bill murray. you're in it!

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Only 30,000 people saw disclosure day but every one of them started a band

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

apple stock is down does this mean i have to sell my iphone?

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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

your family should get to own whatever you die in, frankly

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

if you die in an ambulance, your family gets to own the ambulance, at least in an ideal society

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

smoking weed makes me feel likeni have 9% thc in my blood

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

back in my day, noblemen wore wigs, and didnt play fortnite

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

a tree fell in a forest. i wasnt around for it. who cares what happened?

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

benjamin franklin side quest be like "i want you to fly my kite and publish my poor richard's almanac"

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

all of britain is powered by one wind turbine

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

these balls have been formatted to fit your screen

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

i do all of my banking through Sleep Number

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

i would never let my child start a band named Cherry Poppin Daddies

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

the government requires that you take 5mg of thc to have a better command of language

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

this alley was built in case a spiderman needs to learn how to climb it

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

is a swing revival when my parent of choice gives me another push on the swing set? oh what fun!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

u and i arent cool tim cooke. the big text effect didnt work when i sent her the word "penis"

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forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

painting my Penis to look like a Telephone and walking around making loud Ringing sound; ask beautiful woman “Can u answer this 4 me????????”

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

angel batista has been added to fortnite!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

thank you for sharing this article. i would have guessed he had a big penis, personally, not a small penis as mentioned in the article

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

i denounce transformers. God didnt make a plane so that it could become a man!

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

it’s bandcamp friday, i just released my new album last month! check it out and do consider giving me seven whole dollars for it, it’s very good

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

i thought the movie mid-90s was about old people because of the title but damn, they look pretty good for their age!

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viagetty @afraid.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

my som said your son killed a seabird

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