danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/08/2026EXCERPT FROM DANZIG’S DIARY: Partial lunar eclipse the other night, you know what that meant: I howled at the moon in the nude, hoping for the devil to give me ideas for another scary song. Then I wound down by texting Marilyn Manson on a burner phone to tell him his milky eye looks stupid, heh 093
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Gettin to that time of year where all the posers come out and buy Halloween decorations. To me, they’re just regular decorations. — G.D. 022
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/08/2026People are always asking me, am I Italian? Am I Irish? Am I whatever the hell Steven Seagal thinks he is? Did Davey Havok ever do my genealogy? And the answer is simple: I’m straight outta Hell!!!!! 052
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Look, pal, I’m not the devil, I just think of him during sex. Capisce? 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You call them “Halloween decorations”. I call them my fucking life 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Jackie O never did take me up on my offer to let her blow me. Maybe she’d still be alive today had she chosen the other path! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 20/06/2026it’s the one mask you DON’T wanna wear on Halloween — but most people wear masks year round, they just call them their personalities! 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 19/12/2025you think the devil sounds bad? wait til you find out what GOD is responsible for. 021
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 17/12/2025santa’s a punk bitch if he thinks he can come into my house, no better than any other creature that appears in the night! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 16/12/2025werewolf meat has sustained my bloodline for generations, and i’m not about to stop hunting it now. 051
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 12/12/2025some cunt took my decorative black glitter skull!!! never hosting a house party again!!!!! 020
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 12/12/2025there’s nothing cool about christmas, folks. a buncha jerk-offs trying to be good for santa? call me when you know a thing or two about being bad for rock and roll 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 02/12/2025started reading a book called “the bible.” this satan guy’s the only one making any sense! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i did not expose myself publicly, i was getting ghost pussy! 011
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 19/11/2025i never make love — i make evol, motherfucker!!!!!! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 17/11/2025a lot of people ask me to comment on politics. but let me ask you this: you think you can vote your way out of an attack from a yeti? you think when the real horrors the folklore of old is based on surround you that politics will save you? my politics are the sunbleached bones of a vampire, baby 💪 021
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 17/11/2025my gate is a normal volume! anyone tampering with it will be dealt with! — GD 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 14/11/2025i’m not a fan of magicians — nobody plays tricks on me, nobody! 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/10/2025they took my favorite stock halloween sound effects CD off of streaming. this is why physical is still king! 020
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/10/2025it’s a big day in the danzig household. i’ll be flexing my muscles to ward off evil spirits taking advantage of the thinning of the veil all night. good thing i train for this year-round! 031
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 31/10/2025as the scariest day of the year approaches, remember to spay and neuter your pets. every stray is a potential vessel of satan 063
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 12/10/2025apologies for the lack of posts, but october in the danzig house is the busiest month. rest assured i have been fighting the literal christian devil and thwarting covens seeking to suck me off. now if you’ll excuse me, i’ve got to get back to my new screenplay about chupacabras in world war 2! 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 03/10/2025the only thing scarier than the wolfman, the devil and the dracula is ellen degeneres’s behavior towards her former show’s staff. be a professional, c’mon! 050
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 28/09/2025had good fun singing about the devil in max rebo’s band for a song last night. not sure why the camera angle made me look so short, but the photographer will be dealt with! — G.D. 0122
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 28/09/2025it’s all about the lyrics about draculas you *don’t* sing — G.D. 060
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 18/09/2025i can flex anywhere — there’s no waiting period when you’re at a gun show 050
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 18/09/2025sad news about jimmy kimmel. his show is one of my favorites to stand in front of the tv and flex my muscles to 050
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 15/09/2025don’t be afraid, baby — these carefully shaped muscles are fighting off werewolves and sprites 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 30/08/2025just showed some kids how it’s done in hopscotch — their parents thought they weren’t old enough for them to know how it’s done in witchcraft. but in this terrifying world, i say it’s never too early to learn what dangers await you. that’s why i called upon the devil to win that game 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 22/05/2025the only thing scarier than the wolfman’s howl are the people that don’t understand him. 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 08/05/2025dracula doesn’t scare me. you know what does scare me? society’s reaction to him. 🫵 031
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 02/04/2025she said “it’s me or the haunted ww2 medal.” well guess what? the haunted ww2 medal wins out every time. and you know what that means — i’m single. so ladies, get in line 051
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 19/03/2025if i go crazy, then will you still call me dracula? 010
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 18/03/2025say you like trent reznor all you want, but come time for the flex off, you know who wins. 030
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 18/03/2025new jersey is approaching the hour of the dracula, the half hour of the wolf! yeah-ah-ahhhhhhhh! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 16/03/2025i LOVE rockstar energy, i only drink it from my wolfman’s skull 121
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 15/03/2025i’m punching some zombies in the throat for not reading books. willful illiteracy has no place in this world, not even among the undead! 020
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 11/03/2025a man in france told me the devil don’t dance to my tunes, but what would he know? i told him, “buddy, you’re already in hell — paris is a toilet.” just kidding, i love my fans, even the evil ones! 020
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 11/03/2025i should write another song about seducing jackie o, but this time, i’ll be coupling with her ghost! boo! 000
danzig4real @danzig4real.bsky.social · 11/03/2025my biggest career advice is this: when they expect you to danzig, you danzag 084
