forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[jacking Off in public and the cops arrive] thank god you are here, i’ve almost ran out of lube! 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sipping from water fountain w/ my penis 001
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026had sex with all the blue part of globe, and it’s so easy — just put penis into water for a sec and it counts 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026sometimes a wave in the ocean looks like the shape of woman’s hips. then i have to leave the beach or i get too upset by The Unfuckable Nature of the Sea 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Why did G Lucas give the Star war bad guy name with initials DV (Double Vaginal)? 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Porno is Predictive Programming for getting your Dick sucked 031
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026[running at a Babe with a needle] nice pussy, sure would be a shame if someone POPPED it 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Thought of a cool use case for Mouths: when my Penis is hard, use it 2 suck it! 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i would Enjoy sexual intercourse with many beautiful celebrities. some mid ones, too 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just Trying 2 Pour Milk Into a Woman’s Cereal Palace, ya feel Me? 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026a part of my that’s not my Nose sneezed inside of Woman. who knew sneezing could make u so Sad? 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sneezing Sexually from my Pants Nose 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026bruised my Penis, yelling “ow!” like Flinstones 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026austin Powers documentary movies give me hope that a Silly person can still get Ridiculous Pussy 072
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026i DONT want to have sex with a beautoful woman, i DONT want to have sex with a beautofil woman, i DON 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Oh Make a Wish Foundation, might i have some Pussy from a Famous Beautiful Lady? 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026“Grower, Not a Shower” tattooed across My collarbones w/craigslist Tattoo Gun, But I Did It In Mirror and put it Backwards, the Inaccuracy is Infected and i Weep 030
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Tried to fit Rubber Band Around my Balls 2 keep Penis Hard but 4got to get it Hard in the first place, Penis Looks So Small and Balls are so Bunched Up over it, i Exit the grindr hookup’s Bathroom and they laugh 030
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Let’s ALL touch my Penis why don’t we, let’s get it Nice and Hard and make it Cum!!!!! who GIVES A SHIT, who CARES, why Not! I scream this as Garth Brooks plays tunes on Faraway stage and Security Man Comes AfterMe with a Belt 030
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026NO sucky, promises NOT kept, just adderall and jack it at 10 AM after Mouth That Was Promised goes away on the BUS. lies are everywhere these days, even for Suction! 030
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026call me MRS MIGRAINE the way i am Aching for that Head!!!!!!!! 040
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Feeling Sooooo sick, and I got one wish! I would like to have Sex with Ana de Armas, or with Anne Hathaway, primarily using my penis inside of her pussyhole. But I’d be open to her other holes, too. If anyone can help me with this dream, reach out! 020
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Girl, is ur ass made by Google? ‘Cause i’m seein all the answers 2 my problems in it! 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Having a good Pubic hair day, of course on the night where iM not gonna go out!!!!!! 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i’M ready 2 admit it: i Find Younger Jackie chan Attractive!!!! 020
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Bayby, ur sex is Making me Crazy. i want, to fill ur pussy, fill it full of Mud 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Playign Command and Conquer in the pussy 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026getting my Penis sucked, in a Classic Rock way 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Big Fan of breastfeeding, without the feeding part. Show us those Breasts! 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026eye Have so many Friends, but still get Lonely Sometimes — no Sucky in my lyfe 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026i’Ve orgasmed, Unequivocally!!!!! 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026nooooo don’t suck Up On my penis then put it in a eager pussy till completion ur so sexxy haha 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Hey, Can I Borrow ur Mouth/Pussy/Asshole for a sec? 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Get me a SOcial Worker 2 help me Apply 4 Benefits from my Friends, Hot Ones ONLY 020
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026city hall? more like see-these-balls!!!!!! 010
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026may oral candidate? i’d love some oral in May! 061
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Lost in an Erotic Maze, the hedges look like Penises and Pussyholes 020
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026padding out my numbers By only Banging plural bitches 020
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Got My Crank Caught In Her Crease 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026i don’t see NOTHING WRONG, with a little bump and groind 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026SUCK, SUCK Dick in a butt!!! Having gay sex makes me bust a nut Cum on I’m kissing up dudes Cum on!!!!! — british band 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026it’s GASH Wednesday, Ms Natalie portman. let me eat that PUssy!!!!! 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Porno Star on my Phone Case, Porno Star on my Screeeeen 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026i Hit the toilet with that men in black stick to erase all Memory of what i do to it b4 every flush. no Honey, Babe or Lady will use it and hear a word of how Yucky my Shame can be!! 000
forcefemmed ray romano @umbilicalchorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026WOW, Wow! Something Wonderful Is Happening On Women’s Chests! 060