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WandaWandaWanda 🪷

@afishcalledwanda.bsky.social
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Exceptional American. Recovering attorney. Daughter of Dominican immigrants. Solidarity Forever. She/her. Protect trans kids. Fuck ICE. LFGM, baby Reposts aren't an endoresement. Born and raised in New Jersey. ThatWMD from Twitter Metsy from Deadspin

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/Sheryl Crow Voice Iiiiii… wanna Sork up the suuuuuuuunnnnn… vincemancini.substack.com/p/digger-rev...
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 10h
they're all just lying, it is tremendous lying, but it is just lying
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 13h
Great news!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 13h
Bless be God, I never watched his show. But I'm not really into reality TV.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 16h
Since they got rid of my beloved grilled chicken sandwich, I get the filet o fish but it's fried so I see why she wouldn't want that.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 16h
Dexter
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 16h
😭 I miss the McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This chicken and waffles song is the fucking worst
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's what I try to tell him. He'll eventually learn that mother knows best.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He went to a game last year, told us to never take him back
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, @hollyanderson.bsky.social, he doesn't want to watch college football with me 😕
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to write he doesn't know shit about football but I thought I should be nice
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That? Women thought THAT was sexy? Yuck.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remendar when Sex and the City tried to paint Mr. Big as trumpian? 🤢
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My son is losing the old fashioned way: he doesn't know much about football
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Aggressive Nod
ALT: Aggressive Nod
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How much did Sam Altman pay to get the cover
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought that was Ben Affleck
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's such an evil cunt
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This has been going on outside my window for the past two hours. I feel like my head is going to split.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭😭
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 05/10/2026
This WSJ article takes 13 paragraphs to explain why spending is actually up despite low consumer sentiment.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I have a heist idea
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Urge to rage rising
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 04/10/2026
This is it, the Quality Train Content™ I’ve always wanted to post. A BNSF freight train passing through Everett, WA with several Boeing greenies on their way from Wichita, Kansas to Renton to become 737s!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's good to know that the stupid isn't contained just to the US. And by good, I mean, this shit fucking sucks.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My god, does she realize she doesn't need to be EVERYWHERE
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see Taylor is in her "I'm gonna make everyone absolutely sick of me" era.
Taylor Swift pops into SNL to joke songs with host Dakota Johnson
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Francis had been asking to see it for awhile and I never had. I loved it!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol, just looked it up and of course the movie is based on a play. I knew it!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would love to see a play based on the movie
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd never seen it! It was so funny!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched Oscar (1991) tonight.
Tim Curry, asking if the other character is from Middlesex County in New Jersey.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! My daughter went to her senior prom alone. And had the best time.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm from central jersey, Perth Amboy to be exact. My best friend went to our prom, at Catholic school, by herself in 1997. I'm sorry that happened to you. What a dumb rule.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT where was this? when?
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫡
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doesn't seem fair to me but I don't know
Fantasy football trade: Chuba Hubbard for Calvin Ridley, DJ Moore, and Saquon Barkley.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Francis took Frankie, so I don't think it's crazy
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So confusing why this guy doesn't want the rest of the Epstein Files released.
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never been hit in the head with a hammer and I'm sure that shit sucks
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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Smokey Cloud @smokeycloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whalefall hits theaters next Friday!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I figured out as soon as my brother was born. The rules for him were completely different than the rules for my sister and me. (I was 7 and she was 4 when he was born.)
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you!!
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@reasonabledoubt.bsky.social hola! I need a rec for a personal injury attorney in the Tampa area. Can you please refer me to someone?
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WandaWandaWanda 🪷 @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes!! Hope you have a speedy, easy recovery.
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