Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 5hI agree yet for some reason Diet Dr Pepper is better than Dr Pepper Zero. 020
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It with Tim Curry debuted on network tv. The spider specifically haunted me. 100
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chrissy Teigen followed me for like a month before realizing that my funny tweets weren't nearly as frequent as anyone would hope. 3630
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was a lifelong Cubs fan until after they won the World Series and they became a bandwagon team and the magic was kind of gone. Well folks, the Cubs are back. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm the one that told him to buy everything with some room to grow into, and to leave the size sticker on the pants so everyone will know he can afford NEW pants at JC Penney. 130
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He brought it up in July 2025 as an obvious criticism of Leno. YOU brought it up yesterday. You COULD apologize for calling someone a "sick fuck" because you clearly didn't understand the point. 0100
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The thing I appreciate about Broadway is that everyone knows what it is. If you want to get drunk and listen to some live music, it's a great place to do that and if you don't want to do that then you already know to go somewhere else. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The fuck does that mean" - Gengis Khan staring at an XX - XY shirt 0110
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes you come across people who like their own social media posts and realize that they're the saddest people on earth. 010
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I miss the Preds being good enough for other teams to give a shit. 001
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I used to go to their shops here in Portland and while great, I think the freezer ones are better. They've engineered the perfect cookies for ice cream sandwiches. 020
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I told him to Mackle less and guess what? He listened. Now he's Mackling the exact right amount. 010
Reposted by AndyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 321301160
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wonderful Christmastime is awful but I don't know that I'd call it his 9/11. But I see your point. 190
Reposted by AndyJason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comInside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian SchoolPentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab. 11026681410
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They beat a man for complaining about his 8-year-old being teargassed in his own home! www.kgw.com/article/news...kgw.com 062
Reposted by AndyLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329252995779
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She needs to be primaried, not lose the general to someone even worse. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A friend of mine insists that the bike rhymes with nike and I'm furious not being 100% sure that he's wrong. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll have the blue balls, the dessert blobs and an apple juice with henny. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If my party were up shit's creek in the upcoming midterms, I don't think I'd spend the two months leading up to the election doing nothing just to protect this stupid asshole. 000
Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Obviously you're not a progressive if you don't support Benjamin Netanyahu wiping Gaza off the face of the earth. 150
