Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The special rule is the loser gets waterboarded by the slushie machine. 010
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Once had someone demand we stay open later for them because they'd "just be five minutes late and it was really important." They showed up an hour and a half after close and overnight crew had to call the cops to get them to leave. The joys of customer service. 100
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6471124394
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nothing quite like coming downstairs at 6am half-awake to find my mother has made Crochethulu and left him perfectly illuminated on the kitchen table. 020
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonNyhgault @nyhgault.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Card commission I drew for @blazinthekobold.bsky.social Yippiiii, the bortsch is ready! 🧡 6575153
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Missing my favorite part where he hunted Nazis as part of RAF Intelligence. 000
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Legend 1525381783
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonBen Morgan AKA Alaskan SpookyChild @benmorgan1030.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And just so we're perfectly clear... ABOLISH ICE! VENOM would eat their brains, but finds them lacking, so they'll just squish 'em instead! Art by PointmanApunito160 #ComicSky #AbolishICE #FuckICE 423747683
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonLibby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 17/09/2026Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.knkx.orgSeattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classesThe Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships. 3441011034
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Too late, already handing Aggie a confused catboy. 111
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage 5570331885
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waves a Palestinian flag on stage while urging fans to speak out for Gaza: “Don’t forget this—ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral.” 3996402940
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I already have issues with handing unsuspecting visitors small pets for amusement and now you tell me I can just hand unsuspecting friends to Aggie 100
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragon👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords. 4149141664
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragonwintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026a reminder 🪄 #illustration 34114735099
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonMai @maizilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026FUCK STICKER MULE. NEVER USE STICKER MULE. 3449226
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonJuin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹 7029942607
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonIan Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe 265924124
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Which part of the bible involves the giant inflatable bug? 000
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This one’s my favourite 755841403
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonChance Sillywhiskers @ghostmaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my nude king 08116
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonNo’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ISTFG 160053150
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026 812361006
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonTato @tatodrudis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I love Petra Parker 2677581988
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragonsasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026She denied Nazi crimes against trans people. That's a fact. Whether this counts as Holocaust denial depends on how you define it (and I've seen historians define it differently); but this is most certainly not any kind of libellous statement if you adopt the broader (quite commonplace) definition. 5687213
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Jabba was right 141578284
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9465744507
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The neighbors and local constabulatory disapprove of my joint communions with the local cicadas. They wish to prevent me from gaining the screaming insects forbidden knowledge under the false accusations of "scaring the children" and "disturbing the peace." 021
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Late night snack 51620176
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonMao Mao! @maotenno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It will always be really interesting to me that of the two series, animorphs was cheaper, pulpy looking one while HP had prestige yet Animorphs dealt with issues if it's audience growing up and darker nature of its concept way more effectively and and more maturely. 324574
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonLoooveThruuPooke🧡🎃 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Transing the Spiderverse🏳️⚧️✨ #spiderman #trans #sizesky 11699242638
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonKavdragun 🏳️🌈 🐉 @kavdragun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You want a raptor wife ? Hmm, but what about fat raptor husband ? 8677136
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragon𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026‘Art is a weapon when pointed at power’ 99 Flock Balloons 🎈 171108368
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragoncaramida (he/they) @caramida.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Um. Wow, yeah 2740811930
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonWerewolf By Nat 🇵🇷🏳⚧ @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ally Pankiw (I Used to Be Funny) revealed in an Instagram post that she passed on directing the HBO Harry Potter series. Kate Herron (Loki) revealed in the comments that she passed on directing episodes TWICE. It really is that fucking easy. It's really just that easy. 636851198
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonAirdorf (Official) - top 1% on GaryLovesYou.com @airdorfofficial.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Did we use AI to make our upcoming horror game??? 4331701020
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026how is this worse than I expected 2135741003
Reposted by Jolly Green Dragonmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here 3970641409
Reposted by Jolly Green DragonLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I bet that took awhile. 😲 IG: @metal_sculptor_kevin_stone 1016725
Jolly Green Dragon @aeonianargos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Never seen someone brag about being an absentee parent so hard before. 010
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