iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

(he is doing the puff pastry for the chicken korma vol-au-vent)

anyway I am at etch if any of you will be in downtown Nashville anytime soon, you can sit at the chef's bar and ask questions like, "what is the guy with the pastry cutter working on and can I try some"

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in fact the one I got as a going off to college present I just pulled out of a drawer, set on a windowsill, and it works good as new

120

I've had solar watches since high school, I've never changed a watch battery

110

can't be too careful imo

sunscreen your boobs if your outfit even remotely requires

150

aaaaah, the "no pressure but what's your ssn just asking no reason" conversation

000

I mean, it was for purely selfish fuck you reasons

010

(truly was the best thing that could have happened to me, imagine if I'd just stagnated there and then had another villain arc to dodge)

070

me every day after they laid me off in 2014

2120

behind the dennis bastard hastert!!!

I would prefer you not to perceive me at all so I can read my spicy fanfic in peace! Consider talking to a therapist!

090

the only person initiating conversation is you! the cauliflower is good! I've told you that at least 3 times!

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Having dinner at a fancy Nashville joint (had to make reservations for the bar!) and the also solo guy they sat next to me keeps asking me questions and then immediately bringing up his wife

290

Denali will kill you stone dead! Hell, Tumanguya (Mt Whitney) gets at least 3 people a year! You can die on a mountain at home!

catholics have done one (1) funny thing since the time they exhumed and then excommunicated a dead pope

istg if I have to stop making pope bob jokes I will riot

120

bang some barons! there are so many and some of them predate the duchys!

270

dot substack dot com

010

I truly do not understand the need for more than about 5 pairs of non-specialized shoes.

120

Nephew still eats with the adults but if I'm making something particularly fancy I have started ordering him a medium pizza to have as an appetizer

pet tarantula was not a hit at first grade show and tell

I have this downloaded for my flight home I'm so excited

I think it's whatever the pitcher (?) is doing should be the opposite. I am not sure tbh but I DO have a super clear memory of him losing his shit over whatever it was.

240

this is stolen valor via a cousin who is a real Cricket Sicko, but, in the scene in Master and Commander where they play on an island, they're playing by rules that weren't legal yet

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I have no idea what that program was actually like, but I believe in my heart we'd be in better shape if all the leading AI guys had gone to amherst instead of stanford

this is why we must achieve a post-capitalist society, so little children can pursue their dreams

040

then I crashed out of pre-calc and it became a moot point

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In 1995 they had one of the few AI-specific computer science degrees. It was just them and Stanford, if I recall, and I wanted further away from my parents than Stanford would get me.

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the last one missed every turn on the route and I'd take her back, tbh

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Uber driver claims he can replace GPUs in data centers with R trees

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Young Sara was dodging villain arcs left and right

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I had three big career phases as a kid: artificial intelligence, FBI agent, and virologist. We should probably take a harder look at what virologists have been up to, tbh

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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I had a phase in the mid-90s where I was gonna go to Amherst specifically to study artificial intelligence

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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Thinking of going dirt biking this weekend? Remember, just one moment of dipshittery can burn down your entire town."

040

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I have gotten no less than 7 alerts from the county about potential flooding and I wish we got as many warnings about not burning down the state due to dipshittery during red flag warnings

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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

who is the criminal NOW

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

how your email finds me

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

hope everyone involved experiences the same fate as the defenders of the alamo

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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Or do ANOTHER chore after I just used the chore machine to do a chore

010

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

remember thou art upgrade eligible, and to upgrade eligibility thou shalt return

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Katy Perry is currently our reigning Fucking What celebrity, no one else even comes close to inspiring the levels of Fucking What I experience every time she crosses my timeline

070

Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I mean more than one was unaware the primary POV character is a woman which is hard to fucking miss if you read, say, the first 10 pages