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Admiral Pippin

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I'm just a dog who has risen through the ranks to join the Admiralty

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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How in the hell is it allowed to just have Trump giving a stump speech as an ad paid for by the government?
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'Tis the season!
theonion.com
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is great.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A double scorigami Sunday. Pretty strong start to the season
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026
Double Prime-igami too.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This might be the best post of 2026. Damn fine work here. Everyone can take the next couple of days off to really enjoy it
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Although they are incapable of the feeling, Michigan should feel shame
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Legit thought this was an onion headline and quote.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Notice that all three of the other presidents were traveling to either a warzone to see the troops or a geopolitical hot spot. And remember when Joe Biden traveled to Ukraine? If I remember, it was fittingly on a train. None of them were hiding and fleeing an international meeting.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
so repeating that All Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper appears to have had some interesting results futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
Google's AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper
Google's AI Overview is spreading misinformation about hidden treasure inside another AI-company's surveillance cameras.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anthropeum.com · Aug 3 2026 🟩🟦🟦🟩🟩🟦🟦🟦🟦🟩 88,055 · top 4% of players today!
anthropeum.com
Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Concerned Duluth has been yeeted into the near future. (bottom right time stamp)
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As a Michigander, am I suddenly a Belgium supporter?
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Alex Henne @gtequestrian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The difference in road quality at the Belgium/Netherlands border is… stark
Photos showing the contrast between a beautiful, well maintained highway in the Netherlands, and the disaster that is a Belgian highway
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh and it’s precisely because this is their definition that no amount of flag waving will convince them that dems or the left are patriotic; the definition of patriotism is “holding right wing beliefs”
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sports are dope
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ah yes, the DNC chair who so successfully *checks notes* lost the 2024 election. Truly, a successful party builder, with his finger of the pulse of the republic.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The cat is wise!
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Not now, Zombie fish!
wlns.com
MDNR, MSU expedition to investigate ‘zombie’ fish in Lake Superior
MSU researchers and the Michigan DNR are heading out on an expedition this month to investigate “zombie” fish in Lake Superior — and the possibility their condition is caused by a patho…
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Boom!
20-0.com
My all-time pro football team went 20-0
Grade S+ (Immortal) · 1173 pts · Both sides · Classic. Can you go 20-0?
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s done! I can escape! www.82-0.com/share?id=ECF...
82-0 s tier

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Point guard Russell Westbrook
Shooting Guard World B Free
Small Forward George Gervin 
Power Forward Chris Webber
Center Wilt Chamberlain
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? Oscar Robinson Luka Lebron Elvin Hayes Shaq It feels like this should have been 82-0 www.82-0.com/share?id=Xbc...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 77-5, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=rb5...
82-0.com
82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Surprisingly? No Tigers on this list!
espn.com
How bad can an MLB player hit in 2026 and stay in the lineup?
Several elite defensive players are struggling big-time at the plate in 2026. Here's what history says about their ability to stick in the lineup and what options their teams have.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
May these 8 dems eat shit in particular
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A fantastic poet and teacher, who also amazes with this most excellent mustache. No one is a crime, and nobody’s life is a crime. ❤️
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So cool!
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is saying i just want it to stop .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i just want it to stop .
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm astonished by the response to my poem "Instructions for Having a Soul." Here it is in my voice, from one human to another:
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
An administration of Oath-breakers and Traitors
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known"
youtu.be
Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot OFFICIAL
YouTube video by carlsagandotcom
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/04/2026
I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Damn! I haven't thought about this one in a long while
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Tyrants destroy the world because they cannot tolerate anyone having the peace they cannot have in their hearts.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Trump administration officials by allegiance: Trump: Slaanesh Hegseth: Khorne RFK Jr: Nurgle Musk: Tzeentch, but in a really lame way Miller, Vance: Chaos Undivided
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-playe…
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I too said this, but I was on my couch, and talking to my wife. Also, I meant it as a bad thing.
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Admiral Pippin @admiralpippin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is dope
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