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@adistractedhomo.bsky.social
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I’m Jon! Another constantly distracted and hungry homo 👋🏼🙂‍↕️ Will we make this Tumblr 2.0 idk stay tuned!

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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Idk if it’s pride month or pride month, but men?!
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Pacha Perfection Meme
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I miss my dog. She’s alive, it’s just I’m at work
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Leg day was great this weekend 😌🤭
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
good morning i hope your morning this morning is filled with whimsy and verve and also light
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Summers almost here, so glad I meal prepped this week! (I bought two bags of chicken nuggets)
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glitterck.bsky.social @glitterck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Happy throw it back Thursday or something like that 👋🏼🤓
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh hey there 😌
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Video thumbnails on here suck but so do I ✌🏼🫦
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Everyday is going to be the Honeymoon Stage ™ and I love that for me 🥹🤭🙂‍↕️
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Anyways I’ve been very bad at socials lately because I’ve been falling for this absolute MAN 🥹🤭
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dj Throwing Down ™ with a controller and IPad pencil ™ is a magician in my book 😌
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Jack Shoulder @jackshoulder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Super Mario Chess is checkmating gender norms ♟️♟️
Despite two princesses in the mario franchise, they are bishops in the chess set. Luigi is the queen piece.
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Went to the Tuff Party and as per usual, I take one picture the whole time 🙋🏽‍♂️🕺🏽The hat symbol was that of the club my friend is a part of in case you were curious 🙂‍↕️
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Whoopsies didn’t see you there 😌🫦🤭
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Boots was a really good show btw 💪🏽👨🏽🎃
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Hoe-lloween gays n theys 🌙🦇🎃
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Idk if it’s because I’m single recently for the first time in nearly 11 years or the global warming, but the self confidence and thotty body pics/vids are at an all time high watch this space 💪🏽🥹🤭
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I’m gonna miss this lighting when my business moves locations 😮‍💨
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The meme says "come and take it"
And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol
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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
every day i wake up and there are emails
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
mudkip no!
Screenshot of a fainted Mudkip in pokemon colosseum
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
But can I keep this up once Speedo season is over we shall see 🤭
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Video quality is giving 2010 but I’m killing it I think? 🤭
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Was talking with my man about Christian Mingle ™ and realized I need new photos for it what do we think 👉🏼👈🏼😇
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Looking the best I’ve ever looked while summer is wrapping up seems kinda rude but I’m v proud of myself 💪🏽🥹🙆🏽‍♂️
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A. Lamp @alexlampley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Your presence is still missed and we wish you here. 😢 Continue to Rest in Power, sir. 🙏🏽🙅🏾‍♂️ #ChadwickBoseman Nov. 29, 1976 - Aug. 28, 2020
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
they should quite literally hang this screenshot in the smithsonian
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Refueling my serotonin levels after this weekend pls clap 💪🏽🥹🕺🏽
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Summer lighting just hits different 💪🏽🥹
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Look ma I made it! (I definitely did not show my mother) 🥹🕺🏽🪩
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing something right 💪🏽🥹🪩
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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My therapist: you tend to pursue damaged people to try and fix them. 

Me: you do that too 

cartoon image with words: therapist, listen here you little shit
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Happy Lil God Pack ™ day to those who celebrate 🥹🤓
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I left my headphones at work, what the hell am I going to do for the rest of my life (an hour and a half at the gym tomorrow morning)😮‍💨
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Like everything else in life, I don’t know what I’m doing but I’ll look good doing it 💪🏽🥹
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Threatening Music Notation @musicnotation.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh that will not be a problem
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
My husband told Me we can make bloody Mary’s at home. I hope he likes it 😏
A clear glass filled w spaghettio’s, rimmed w cheez wiz, 2 pieces of bacon and a skewer of cubbed cheese in it
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Thinking about this at work.
Wholesome meme that says I really wish I was gagging on his dick right now.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/07/2025
logging on
a woman in a mink coat looking unimpressed in front of a decrepit house captioned I am going to succeed because I am crazy
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adistractedhomo.bsky.social @adistractedhomo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hump day but make it about continued improvements 💪🏽🥹🍑
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