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Fresno-based Arizona Gooner, @FireSquadFresno lifer, comics fan, lapsed cartoonist. Refugee from that other hellsite.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 33m
I am convinced that if Trump ends up in a bunker Natalie Harp will be the last person with him
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h
I always have mixed feelings about these images. Yes, it's inspiring to see these college students committed to democracy, but the fact that they have to do anything remotely difficult to exercise their voting rights is enraging. Taking part in a democracy should be as easy as possible.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 5h
So…is someone gonna ask them about this? It’s been obvious since the summer that he’s wearing some sort of mechanical braces on his legs that seem anchored to something not insubstantial around his waist & ass. Other presidents would absolutely be asked about this! Do we have a bionic POTUS? Fair Q!
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 58m
Notice that even the trained seals don’t clap for that one.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2h
Again, this seems to be Republicans' big closing message for the midterms, so it's worth asking -- what the fuck are they talking about. Ask any parent with a kid in public schools if they'll so much as give them an Advil without written and signed permission. Then show them this insane shit.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 1h
Under-appreciated thing about younger candidates (and yes, younger is relative when Congress is world's most powerful assisted living facility) is that they have more energy. And when they're other than standard white dude, they've likely had to exert it toward excelling.
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 1h
Supercut of Trump being just as racist and creepy as you could possibly be.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 1h
If you wrote him into a movie as a racist bad guy people would say it’s not realistic
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 1h
Absolute gibberish from the guy who’s supposed to be leading a country.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
I've got a woman in my mentions insisting Chuck Schumer doesn't need to speak out about the president's efforts to strip a Democratic congresswoman of her citizenship because "some people in the House already said something." Oh, word? Then no need for the actual leaders to lead here. My bad.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 4h
This is a scam and I don't understand why it keeps getting reposted. Stay away. Don't even click on it. I see accounts I follow reposting it and I know it must be involuntary.
A scam post about a website reporting to offer users five grand on behalf of Trump. But it's clearly not real.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 8h
The UK is working to completely purge trans people from society. They are banning trans people from hospitals, banning their healthcare, banning them from bathrooms, protecting people that will harass them, and making it impossible to exist. This is all happening under Labour.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 4h
This new schtick seems dangerous. I probably would have done some more focus-grouping.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
Cornell isn't an outlier.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 9h
Dude is pushing a full press campaign for explicit white supremacy with a fortune largely built from public money.
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 7h
It is astonishing to me how many people think you can practice law without a specific license.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 11h
Three students and a teacher were killed in a school shooting in Oregon yesterday. In most countries, that would dominate national headlines. In America, it barely interrupts the news cycle. Just another day in a country numb to tragedy.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11h
WaPo photojournalist Heidi Levine, a Jewish American, said violent masked Israeli settlers beat her while she covered attacks on Palestinian olive farmers in the occupied West Bank. “They just kept kicking me… probably 50 times,” she said. Witnesses said Israeli soldiers watched without intervening
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 8h
I’m especially going to love when exactly zero companies will be willing to insure this death trap.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14h
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“More than 100 elected officials have joined me in calling on parking lot and garage owners across New York City: Don’t give ICE a place to operate. Don’t rent to them. Tell them they’re not welcome.

Last week, ICE agents shot Oscar Belgal in the neck in Marble Hill while his 5-year-old son sat in the car. They had been staging nearby in a private parking lot.

Our city laws keep ICE off public property. Now, we’re calling on private property owners to do the same. One garage on Morton Street already removed ICE vehicles after neighbors spoke out. Every owner has that power.”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h
If Katie Zacharia flames out as White House Press Secretary, look for President Trump to replace her with a seasoned, savvy, respected communicator like Scott Jennings. by Scott Jennings
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10h
Brilliant.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 12h
Speaking of gratitude, someone who was gifted a senate seat and the vice presidency by sugar daddy should probably show a bit more
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 10h
Team Trump in 2024: We'll fix everything on Day 1! Team Trump in 2026: "You can't correct the ship overnight."
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 9h
Speaking of crimes, Kristi Noem took bribes and failed to disclose them, and self-dealt hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money while bypassing the established, legal protocols for those funds.
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 10h
Russia’s latest disinformation tactic is using an army of bots to make fake videos targeting Democrats ahead of the US midterms look widely viewed. Read more: bloom.bg/4zGj6zE Sources: Bloomberg, Antibot4Navalny, Graphika, dTeam
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 22h
They’re saying the opposite of you. This is a binary, right or wrong, and you are wrong. There is no “agree to disagree” in matters of fact.
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 22h
Telling legal professionals that they’re wrong isn’t disagreeing? What is it, then?
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 22h
It’s always hysterical to me when laypeople feel confident enough in their ignorance to say “no you’re wrong” to people *about their own jobs.* This is either rage bait or you have the reasoning ability of a MAGA.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I rewatched The Social Network last night. At the end there's a text crawl that says "currently Facebook is worth $25 billion." That movie was from 2010. I was curious so I looked up what it's worth today. $1.27 trillion. These companies need to be destroyed, man.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
i think it is fun when people write things that are just totally in tension with easily observable reality. like, this is “charlie brown had hoes” levels of nonsense: “in his first term Trump largely respected the cultural consensus of the Obama years.” www.compactmag.com/article/how-...
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How ‘Woke 1’ Radicalized the GOP
On May 30, 2020, five days after the death of George Floyd, the head of a prominent DC-area think tank issued a stentorian condemnation of the killing and the bigotry she said had enabled it.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Personally, I think what really threatens American Jews is insisting our safety is dependent on denying what the whole world sees, that the Israeli gov committed war crimes against Palestinian civilians. Force people to think protecting Jews means denying reality, and they will stop caring about us.
from Melissa Braunstein: "Nobody waged war against civilians. Lies like this from authority figures set dangerous things in motion that negatively affect *American* Jews."
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Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @adamtothek.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Like he actually speaks to his wife.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
3) this is yet another instance of Vance treating a native-born but nonwhite American as if they are foreign born. 4) it is vance who should be greatful that anyone ever bothered to treat him like he might do some good in the world (they were wrong of course)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/10/2026
1) vance has this weird preoccupation with demanding that people show him gratitude 2) this is just another expression of the idea that some americans don’t count and at most should be seen and not heard
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's not "strikingly juvenile" and it's not a "personal broadside." It's hate speech. The Vice President is trying to get people to vote against a Democrat by implying that he's gay and/or a pedophile and/or a fetishist. Take it seriously. It is on a par with every other kind of hate speech.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/10/2026
Fantastic Public Notice this morning. I made a meme. 🤣
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They’re just days away from “He never said that. What he meant … ”
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Jonah Blank @jonahblank.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I realize that nobody who reads my posts needs to be told this, but: ♦️This is not actually happening.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Under Trump and his Republican enablers, the richest Americans and biggest corporations have made out like bandits. Average working Americans are paying dearly for what the bandits have stolen. The grift and the graft must end. Accountability starts November 3.
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William Snyder @profsnyder.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So, giving your life for your country is less than Trump has given? Really? Life must be less important than we thought.
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“We’ll think of something.”
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Shola Hoon @sholahoon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
they call this the Centaurian Waltz
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
As we have spent near two decades nationally struggling to comprehend free & protected speech along the lines of whether fascists should be able to freely advocate for our current moment in educational spaces, the literal definition of free speech is that the government can’t do this to critics.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
HAYES: “Trump calling Abdul a jihadist, Vance calling Talarico gay...” @ossoff.bsky.social : “Obviously it’s bigoted & offensive, but also politically weak. 40% of 🇺🇸 go without food/health care to afford gas, and they're throwing around schoolyard insults…” (From @acyn.bsky.social )
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