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Adam Stemple

@adamstemple.bsky.social
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Writer, musician, asshole. Will die on any hill. www.adamstemple.com

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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when Republicans used to accuse Democrats of trying to buy votes with stimulus checks?
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS HAPPENING! FREE! AMAZING! AHHHHHHHHH!
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She’s right and she should say it.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Halfway to St Pats! Almost ready to go.
An empty stage before the rocking starts.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deal. No negotiations needed. www.ibtimes.co.uk/iran-adviser...
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Iran Sets New Hormuz Demand: Trump and Netanyahu Must Be Removed From Power, Senior Adviser Says
A senior adviser to Iran's supreme leader says the Strait of Hormuz should remain closed until Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu leave power.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@marissalingen.bsky.social right now at her A Dubious Clamour release event on story ideas: “The thing that makes it a pearl is that it irritates you.” Fucking brilliant.
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Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meme text: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a raccoon to fire a crossbow, I'm not sure where I'm going with this but it't fucking awesome.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Called someone a twat on FB and they threatened to sue me for libel. I am going to show their libel threat post as evidence my statement was true. Slam dunk.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gonna repost this so people see it can be done: I was wrong and this guy was right. I in doing the wrongity wrong dance right now.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has never been easier to know who the bad guys are. There also not-so-good-guys and brutally-ineffectual guys. But for pure corrupt, evil, mustache twirling villains, the Republicans are perfect.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I should add that the uncritical coverage of all this by the press including many in the mainstream media that celebrated Trump's illegal attack on Venezuela as a "success" deserves scrutiny & criticism of its own. As does the complicity of many in Trump's cabinet and the compliance of the Congress.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What has happened in Venezuela and what's about to happen demands investigation, forensic audits, int'l scrutiny. We need to know terms, details. We need to see the financial terms and monitor what happens. And if it is as corrupt as it seems, Trump belongs in jail next to Maduro (or in his place.)
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A thruple retires to Bolivia.
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Richard @canaryworf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Earlier this year I was filling out county council forms to get funding for activities for our son who has ASD. In the list of funders who "we might share your information with" was The Dolly Parton Foundation. I live 4,200 miles from Nashville. What a legacy. Thank you Dolly.
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton decided to cover "Stairway to Heaven" as a gospel song, and asked Robert Plant for permission to write a new verse for it, and Robert Plant basically said "of course you can, you're Dolly Parton" youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQ
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Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven (Audio)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dammit. This one stings.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“And then we fill the giant field of snow with bear traps. Lots of bear traps. No, more than that.” — scriptwriter for Dracula: A Love Tale, for some fucking reason.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎵Old Michigan steams like a president’s schemes The islands and bays are for sale now And farther below Lake Donzapedo Takes in what Lake Erie can send her And no shipping will go neither to, nor yet fro Til we kick his ass out come November!🎵 (With apologies to Gordon Lightfoot)
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And there's lot more. But like folks said, authors get tired of taking about their books all the time long before it's a problem. Check out my list of books/stories/graphic novels etc. on my website for more. www.adamstemple.com/category/wri...
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Writing – Adam Stemple
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
PICTURE BOOKS! I don't just write in all the genres, I write in all the formats too. 5. Daddy Plays a Mean Guitar (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daddy-play...) 6. Crow Not Crow (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crow-not-c...)
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Daddy Plays a Mean Guitar
Barnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What, not an indie reader? I got trads. I got so much trads... 4. The Seelie Wars One of my fav series I wrote with my mom. Middle-grade fantasy with bite and heart. www.amazon.com/Hostage-Prin...
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The Hostage Prince (The Seelie Wars Book 1)
The Hostage Prince (The Seelie Wars Book 1) - Kindle edition by Yolen, Jane, Stemple, Adam. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Hostage Prince (The Seelie Wars Book 1).
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You want nonfiction? I got nonfiction. How about I help with your depression and anxiety? 3. The Prefrontal Playbook I lowered the eBook to $.99 cause I want more people get this. I just really think it can help. Be a few days though, so check back. www.amazon.com/Prefrontal-P...
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The Prefrontal Playbook: Hacking Your Brain to Beat Anxiety and Depression
The Prefrontal Playbook: Hacking Your Brain to Beat Anxiety and Depression - Kindle edition by Stemple, Adam. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Prefrontal Playbook: Hacking Your Brain to Beat Anxiety and Depression.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Still talking about books, motherfuckers. 2. The Mika Bare-Hand books. This fantasy trilogy has: *Old heroes *Old, fat heroes *Old, fat, dad heroes with kids who don't listen and most importantly... *Murder cats 🗡️🐱 If that doesn't entice you, I don't know what will. amzn.to/3bHpXCT
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The Mika Bare-Hand Books
Visit Amazon's The Mika Bare-Hand Books Page and shop for all The Mika Bare-Hand Books books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of The Mika Bare-Hand Books
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh, excellent! Too much talking about your books discourse. So, let's talk about my books: 1. Bad Company (amzn.to/3er9FPS) & Company Men (amzn.to/3wiIJrT) A hitman, a weather girl, and a scientist walk into a Minneapolis Research Center. They're probably not all getting out.
Techy looking covers to the Bad Company books by Adam Stemple. Bad Company, a thriller, shows hexagon representing genes with bullet-holes in them (nifty!) Company Men, a bad company book, features a gray suit and tie with strange floating cube where the head should be. A tiny bit of blood drips from the coat pocket. What could it mean? You have to read the books to find out!Fancy-ass promo for Bad Company I tricked up myself. Tagline is: It only took one good deed to start the apocalypse. It's going to take a whole lot of bad ones to stop it. Spooky, right? Images is the book cover (techy gene hexagons with bulletholes in them) plus a blood-stained beaker with vials of blue liquid in it. Extra text tells you that it's AVAILABLE NOW! at Amazon.com in eBook and paperback.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I call it “Zeno’s Pizza Box” which I based on watching two Minnesotans trying to not take the last bite of pizza.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am currently reading a history of Viking Britain and this thread reads exactly like that author talking about the sons of Ragnar Lothbrok.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If Democrats take control and don’t abolish ICE and send the majority of them to prison I’m going to become the joker.
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Marissa Lingen @marissalingen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What have I been up to lately? Oh, not much, just a little thing called...gender-bent Richard III generation novella! Okay actually we call it THAT FATAL DISCONTENT and it's coming to you NEXT SUMMER FROM UNION SQUARE!
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. —6-foot, face-first fall into concrete —the roll into the pool after said fall —truck over a cliff —a vase —generalized lifestyle 14-36
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hated J.K. Rowling for plagiarizing my Mom a decade before she outed herself as a terrible transphobe.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A certain slice of the population will take advantage of any system that is put in place. That makes them a null variable and means they need not be considered when gauging the utility and viability of a system.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The correct answer to “Did Woke 1 go too far?” is “Fuck you.”
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This right here. Some dickhead who is a fan of my band showed up at a gig wearing a Trump bracelet. I laid into him and he said “Everyone gets to have their view.” I said, “This isn’t a viewpoint There are objective truths in the world. And one of those truths is that you’re a fucking idiot.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is a socialist candidate electable in a purple state? A modestly interesting question. A more interesting question: what if socialist candidates, despite facing opposition from their own party, not only win, but overperform? What if the moderate assumption of themselves as “electable” is exposed?
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Heidi EY Stemple @heidieys.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The livestream link for my mom's memorial: youtube.com/live/fk71nbY...
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Jane Yolen Memorial Service - Sunday, August 2, 2026
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Grim Reaper finally having some success at the claw game I see.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
To my understanding, the defendants neither did anything violent nor planned anything violent. They are little being sentenced to ridiculously long sentences for nothing.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is... a solid take, actually.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Living in Minneapolis makes this section hit a little hard today.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Juicy Lucy is just a burger filled with gray napalm cheese.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Proof that god thinks subtext is for pussies.
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Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Book five completes this arc. Up for pre-order. Y'all ready? (Kohahu follows immediately after, and those three are done.) www.knottedroadpress.com/collections/... www.amazon.com/dp/B0G33VCKX4
Cover of Warlord of Yaumgan, by Blaze Ward. Book One of the series. Part of the Republic of Aquitaine Navy books, starting with Auberon.
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Kip Manley @kiplet.myatproto.social · 23/06/2026
"—and there is the great macana, as we say in Argentina, the unforgivable stupidity, of believing that a short story, which is a pure diamond, can be confused with the lengthy operation of finding diamonds, which is what the novel is."
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17/06/2026
If you are looking for a way to help the folks in Minneapolis, a member of the National Lawyer's Guild passed along this fundraiser for legal costs for those arrested yesterday: chuffed.org/project/1865... You can also donate directly to the NLG: www.paypal.com/donate?token...
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Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers
On the morning of June 16th 2026, fifteen anti-ICE organizers were arrested in aggressive raids across the Twin Cities.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They’re trying to return to a simpler time when disease killed more troops than combat.
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Did you write the NHL finals headline?” “Sure did, boss. Real fucking filthy, just like you asked.” “Great…wait what?”
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sometimes I think about when Australia was a penal colony. Imagine getting shitfaced in Edinburgh and waking up in a place where the rats punch you in the face.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
locusmag.com/2026/06/jane...
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Jane Yolen (1939–2026) - Locus
Author Jane Yolen, 87, died peacefully in her home, surrounded by family, in Hatfield MA on June 11, 2026. Jane Hyatt Yolen was born February 11, 1939 in New York City NY. She graduated Smith College ...
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