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Adam P Knave

@adampknave.com
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Eisner & Harvey award winning editor and writer of comics, prose, and other stuff. Bi chaos gremlin. Lives in Portland, OR with a cat named Pants. Irrationally stans Winnipeg. He/Him www.adampknave.com

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Sufficient Owls | Podcaster @sufficientowls.bsky.social · 16h
NEW EPISODE OF OUR HORROR TABLETOP PODCAST JUST DROPPED (this morning) www.infinitybreak.net/parascience/...
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Chapter 7, Part 7: Self Portrait No. 13
Alister rotates the luminescent mushroom in his gloved hands. The light radiating off the mushroom blurs with the light from the moon light coming in from the skylight. Questions arise in the minds of...
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 38m
PREORDER THS BOOK YOU NERDS! You'll fucking love it. For real.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 40m
A - I disagree, which is fine of course B - as I said that isn’t even the point really at all
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 50m
They were really big for teenagers.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 52m
Do you think Tilly Norwood uses the Jeremy Renner app? I think so.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 53m
Sure, and generally one expands a horizon by being exposed to stuff that is utterly different, as well.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 57m
Hell yeah you did!
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
At the very least it has changed meaning for them in a dangerous way
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Because this is not about them specifically so much is a wider bigger issue. So again no second chance if you tag them or name them here I will hide your post for everyone and block you.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Yes, it can take work to find your community to build it, but that is a major part of being human. You cannot abdicate being human to a machine. ALSO NOTE: if you dig up who posted that, don’t mention it here don’t tag them leave it alone or I will block you. If I wanted to @ them I would.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
connection. The Internet is a wide, weird, &wonderful place. I promise you they were other people who like the things you like but also like other stuff and would introduce you to new things. And vice versa. Dismissing that for some program, no matter how good, is not good. It just isn’t. And
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
I just need to talk about how utterly grim that top comment is. If you truly are at a point where some computer is making you feel that it knows your tastes better than anyone around you. Then you need to find other people to talk to. This isn’t even about just music. This is raw human …
Three posts each one commenting on the one below it Text of them reads as follows
claude actually recommends better music to me and more aligned with my taste than basically any human or other algo does. idk what to tell you, hyper personalization is pretty good actually.
 @hoovybaby.bsky.social 
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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BREAKING: Claude has a feature called Vinyl Mode.
It helps you build a record collection you love, like a record shop owner who's happy to tell you everything they know.
Here are 6 prompts to start digging:
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Wario and waluigi aren't complex. They're just better than the marios.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
It really is the text of the first tshirt.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
IS that what he calls it?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
DOOH BEAR? POOM BEAR?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Doom walks out, bottomless, just showing full doomhog, but it has a little doom mask on the tip.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Yeah, a few behind Heater, right?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Yeah no warnings or anything
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
Really? I only see book 3 for that, and 1 and 2 at 9.99
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 4h
Oh noooooooo
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 4h
*grabs a fake amulet off Dr Strange* Strange: No wait that's... *drops it in a bottle of coke and watches it explode into foam* Strange: ...the eye of Agamentos.
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 5h
hi hello! your weekly page of pip and gunko is up! pipandgunko.com
pip holding her phone and looking off-panel saying “i don’t know, gunk. i DO personally feel… hold on-“
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 29/09/2026
Every time I see someone going "Hell yeah Joyce Carol Oates!" I think "You do know she's also a fucking racist right? You can find that out fairly quick. We can just stop going "But she posts..." no. Like with anyone else. I don't care if she's the best whatever. It doesn't excuse the rest. Stop.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 5h
You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 6h
only 40 hours left! zoop.gg/c/posterboy
cover of my new book, POSTER BOY
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 5h
Is it me or are they re-enacting the dance scene at Jack Rabbit Slim's from Pulp Fiction?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 6h
If your friends thought it was the same...
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 6h
The last is a diff question we already know the answer to: "If your friends committed to a bit, would you"
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 6h
If your friends jumped off a cliff…
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15h
They’re used to terms and conditions and never read those so…
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17h
It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights Oh no I'm humming this song Humming it all night! It's time to annoy your friends It's time to send them puns It's time to keep this goping Long past when it's fun!
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17h
It's time to light the lights.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17h
It's time to play the music.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17h
NEVER go full George Hamilton.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17h
he lost the appeal but has a resentencing so I believe out for now, and his team is already planning to push for a review of the appeal loss. So.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
Has he? Because it may not be stuff I know, but his imdb has a bunch of projects including like 13 more upcoming many in post-prod. It may be smaller stuff than he had for a while but... he never stopped working and hasn't.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
When, as he is, you are made of silly putty, the hairline just shifts all over the place, is the problem I think.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
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Patrick Star Dancing Spongebob Meme
Alt: Patrick Star Dancing Spongebob Meme
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
No. You’re Jerry.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
You know what would be cool? If one, even one, “cancelled“ white guy actually experienced long lasting consequences. Just like, ever. Not “sit and wait a year or so” and then go right back to it, but now grabbing extra money by whining you were “cancelled”. It would be so cool. So. Cool.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 29/09/2026
Bond: Damn, Q, no more Gizmos! Q: Only the one this time, chap. Gizmo: Ut-oh. Q: There are a few rules... *Bond spills his martini on Gizmo* Q: Well fuck's sake, James, that was rule two. Bond: Sorry *Bond shines flashlight at Gizmo to see what happens* Gizmo: Bright light! Q: There goes rule one.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
I am not. Unlike me, your dad is cool. But that doesn’t change your name. Jerry.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
Y'are too
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 29/09/2026
Then there was that one time I wrote a bit of a spec script for a TV show called GOOSE JUDGE. Surely this will get me a job working in TV, where there are so many jobs, that are so stable... anyway! GOOSE JUDGE!
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Goose Judge
No I am not sure why I did this either. But here you go. A bit of a spec script for a TV show called Goose Judge. INT. COURTROOM – MORNING The courtroom is mostly empty, a few regulars sit to…
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18h
You're jerry!
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 29/09/2026
Want to know more about Hundreds of Beavers on Dropout? Here’s Sam Reich to explain…
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 19h
Can't imagine either of us is alone in that, no.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 19h
(To irises are wrong for goat, so I guess bird? BOAT! GIRD!)
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