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Adam P Knave

@adampknave.com
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Eisner & Harvey award winning editor and writer of comics, prose, and other stuff. Bi chaos gremlin. Lives in Portland, OR with a cat named Pants. Irrationally stans Winnipeg. He/Him www.adampknave.com

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 8h
Mike D: Squirrel leapt from a All: TREE Mike D: Owl shocked as can All: BE Mike D: Now AdRock will tell you how this all came to AdRock: Be not afraid that’s All: BOGUS AdRock: Photography so sick all in All: FOCUS AdRock: Not magic no hocus All: POCUS MCA: Squirrel gonna get you! You’ll All: SEE!
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo. The image itself of a squirrel leaping out of a tree directly toward an owl that has sighted it, and whose yellow eyes are wide in surprise.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12h
Awww Prepotente, relax. Stop yelling. There will be snacks, soon, Pony. Promise.
A toy of prepotente from dungeon crawler Carl. He’s a goat man mage in a purple robe fists up and yelling
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 02/10/2026
Now you might think at first glance that’s a gas mask but no. That’s Absolute Batman’s vape. Even his vape is hardcore.
A toy of absolute Batman he is Batman, but much bigger and frankly sillier in a great comic book way, but this one seems to have two chainsaws in red attached to his wrists and a gas mask with a red hose leading back under Cape
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 02/10/2026
Good morning. Here are Slug and Sludge touching tips.
Slug and Sludge, two dinobot tranformers, in robot form, holding flaming swords, but the tips of the flames are touching.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 01/10/2026
Sometimes G.I. Joe just gets it right. Calling this guy D.I.R.E. Hawk is fun but then to decide that D.I.R.E. stands for Dread-Inducing Responsive Energy is just *chef's kiss* so sci-fi perfect. And using like radiation green for the "energy"? Oh, so good.
The DIRE Hawk from the text above. He's in a grey flight suit and gold helmet and he has wings that are supposed to be green energy. IT's a very cool look.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 30/09/2026
I just need to talk about how utterly grim that top comment is. If you truly are at a point where some computer is making you feel that it knows your tastes better than anyone around you. Then you need to find other people to talk to. This isn’t even about just music. This is raw human …
Three posts each one commenting on the one below it Text of them reads as follows
claude actually recommends better music to me and more aligned with my taste than basically any human or other algo does. idk what to tell you, hyper personalization is pretty good actually.
 @hoovybaby.bsky.social 
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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BREAKING: Claude has a feature called Vinyl Mode.
It helps you build a record collection you love, like a record shop owner who's happy to tell you everything they know.
Here are 6 prompts to start digging:
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 29/09/2026
I had two posters mostly. The Death of Superman one came with the issue, and I can't find an image of the big poster version but I had a poster of x-factor 1's cover, no trade dress and I forget the slogan it used. Those were my two comic posters.
the death of superman included poster it has a bunch fo superheroes marching slowly, some carrying a coffin with an s shield on it.the cover to x-factor one by simonson it has the original x-men in their new costumes running through a cave.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 28/09/2026
space cowboy from battle beyond the stars with the cowboy bebop see you space cowboy text under him
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/09/2026
Like this is BuffKeez and the local racoon population, you know?
a statue of a man fighting a bunch of babies
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/09/2026
the avengers doomsday poster but the title is tedvengers tedsday
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/09/2026
Look at this cool Star Trek d20. They're so nifty. They even use the Trek font for the numbers! IT's so... wait... they have the delta ON THE 1 not the 20! They do. You can see a 20 in the art. NO, FOR REAL. I think fucking Barclay came back in time and designed them. Holy crap.
A set of blue star trek d20 in a display box. The writing on the dice is gold.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/09/2026
Has been a while since I posted this
Needlepoint that says Let's make this
Alf hog an
Alf home
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/09/2026
gunko hugging knees and whining "ugh."
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 25/09/2026
Those sweet Dick Sprang head turns. Using the same motion indicators to indicate two identical direction motions but the indicators would seem to reverse and yet don’t. They just work. Also the Dynamic Duo is gonna go jaaaail.
A panel from a Batman comic where the caption reads BUT THERE IS MORE TO COME...
Then a judge says NEXT CASE-- THE PEOPLE VERSUS BATMAN 
And Batman, panicking says он, он--THIS SOUNDS BAD ROBIN!
To which Rob can only reply huh? Us?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 25/09/2026
re: Iced coffee / interview bullshit going around:
immortan joe looking out a car window. He's saying you brought iced coffee to your interview with me? get the fuck out, you weakling. Addicted to liquids. fuck you.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 25/09/2026
Captain America 303. One of my fave comic issues. The big main throughline plot of Cap's shield getting stolen and him trying to recover it is fine and all. But the star here is that Batroc the Leaper (with forgettable friends Zaran and Machete (Yup they existed once!) did it and then get drunk but
the cover to captain america 303. Cap is standing and saying "Ok Batroc you can have one free shot at me." and batroc is leaping, while saying "zat is all I need captain!" while machete says Bet you Batroc still gets beat, Zaran." and Zaran replies" Okay machete you're on.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 24/09/2026
No, you may not touch her toys. Pants is not in a sharing mood.
Pants the cat sitting in the floor near two toys one a big blue fish the other a green mint twig. She is being protective of them
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 23/09/2026
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 23/09/2026
All my art friends are doing it so I guess I will too but I’m not sure why we’re all doing it honestly. Still. Ask what they’re up to and get told “thumb nailing “ so ok. Here’s a thumb. Made sure to draw the nail, extending just a tiny bit past the thumb, all uneven like it get bitten. Thumbnails!
A bad pencil, drawing of a thumb with some lines to indicate the joint and including, of course the thumbnail that extended a little bit past, the end of the thumb don’t be weird. It’s a drawing of a thumb.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 23/09/2026
three apples stacked
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 22/09/2026
We're not using our first names to be fake Summers kids. Please... Please no.
Adam the X-Treme. A char that was gonna be a summers brother but then wasn't. He is wearing jeans, chaps, a backwards baseball cap and has two fake claws on the back of each glove. It's embarrassing.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 22/09/2026
Potato Luck Pig 2026 check-in! He’s burrowed into a little dried grass blanket outside and is settled in for the upcoming winter. He will no longer hold his quarter though, it’s in the grass in front of him.
A potato with two screws for an eye and two metal hooks for ears. He should have a coin in his mouth, but it keeps falling out into the grass below him.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 22/09/2026
And then I found this
A person lying under a blanket that is shaped like a Band-Aid down to the hole in each side in fact
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 22/09/2026
Me, grabbing my phone, and reading Bsky.
two pictures in one, the first is a money grabbing a person's phone they are being handed. The second is that same simian looking into the selfie camera HORRIFIED
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 20/09/2026
I know, I know -
a screenshot of the mute block and report actions, with block highlighted.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 20/09/2026
When HarperCollins does one of their sets of books sometimes you give in and get a few because they’re pretty editions, even if you have them (actually don’t know the Colfer at all and don’t currently have a copy of the Island so yay)
Guards guards by prachett, changing planes by le guin, highfire by colfer and the island by Huxley all four books have a shiny cover various different hues and simple but bold art 
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 19/09/2026
I used to worry every time I played guitar, but then I got one of these and now I just don't fret.
a fretless guitar. The neck has no frets. See. Fretless.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 19/09/2026
EASY:
a crime scene outline of a body
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 19/09/2026
Close-up of a Devon Rex cat face that is horrified by being wet
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 18/09/2026
snip of screenshot showing a google search for "is chaos a color"
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 17/09/2026
Mmhmm
tasha yar and dara, about to prove he is fully functional nodnodwinkwink
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15/09/2026
Charlie Brown was a resurrected and became a Starfleet admiral, eventually becoming the inspiration for the new uniforms, which would pay subtle homage to him. In this essay I will... (1/872)
charlie brown in his iconic yellow shirt wih the black line that peaks and valleys at harsh angles star trek next gen yellow uniform, it has a spike mountain shape of black along the left waistband
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15/09/2026
Either. Sometimes both! Peel a bit off. Then bite the rest. I like to keep the cheese confused. Its fear sweetens the taste.
ask me anything, you know how it works
Do you peel string cheese or do you bite it?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15/09/2026
None that isn’t? CDs never went away. I grew up with vinyl and then cassettes and cds and then digital. I never went to streaming music I buy mine in digital (drm free only) or cds still. So I’m good thanks.
ask me anything, you know how it works
what physical media music format would you like to see make a comeback?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 13/09/2026
All Baby Gaga jokes aside I read this and realized that in this age of celeb names I want sure if “PageSix Reports” was a fact or if it was the child’s name. I am still not 100% certain.
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, PageSix reports. Is the text above a picture of the couple
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Warlock: I cast arms of Hagar! DM: You mean Hadar. Warlock: Nope... my patron brings forth this dude...
hagar the horrible an old strip cartoon char a barbarian in like a fur toga and horned helmet with shield and sword
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
April 25th really is a great choice so I’ll stay with it.
ask me anything
What would be your ideal date?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Kinda depends on medium mind you but uhh Star Trek I think. I’d love to write some Trek novel or comics.
ask me anything
If you could do a story for any
IP, what would it be?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
If you knew then why ask? You ask. You give no context. I answer! Don’t get snippy with what you did to yourself there.
ask me anything
Its not tapeworm, i just made the digestive juices all happy and stuff dangit
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Sure. But they used to be so much better
ask me anything
Do you like the reeses peanut butter cups
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Sure sounds like a tapeworm to me.
ask me anything
How come every time I eat food I just get hungrier
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Thisathataway!
ask me anything
Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?!
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
I reject the premise but in general I’m just me wherever I am. I’m the same schmuck online as off, and ppl who know me tend to agree on that.
ask me anything
So, you're pretty awesome on bsky. Are you as awesome in real life?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
I don’t know that I regret trying any food even ones that I ended up hating I still had an experience that was worth having. But there was a time where I went to a bosses Fourth of July party and he had gotten lobster for everyone to show off. I’d never had it. Because I’m allergic to shellfish but
ask me anything
What food do you regret trying?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Both. But fine if I had to choose: peanut butter. I like peanut butter in a lot of things. But the deciding factor for me is that a spicy Szechuan peanut sauce is just slightly above an amazing mole sauce.
ask me anything
Chocolate or peanut butter?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/09/2026
Because the nuclear reactions within a star create light and heat and that light especially travels across space and intersects earth. So from a purely practical level, the sun shines because it is permanently and constantly exploding. On a more poetic level, the sun shines because of all of you. 
ask me anything
Why does the sun shine?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
Really it was a question for @valentinebarker.com at his table I was next to. I heard it and just slowly stood up as I decided if I was going to have go over the table and get kicked out of the con for smacking a fool. But he can tell the whole story here if he wants. Otherwise leave it there.
ask me anything
What's the longest pause between someone asking you an awkward question at a convention and you responding to them?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
Questions and statements are different things. Normally I just ignore the statement ones. But this one made me laugh.
ask me anything
Jumbo eggs are the best eggs
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
Of course not silly I sleep in a bed. I couldn’t fit to sleep in my hat. That’s just ridiculous. Cmon.
ask me anything
Do you sleep in the hat?
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 11/09/2026
Tell them. Make it clear this isn’t what you’re after and you don’t want it. Set a boundary. You can be polite about it but set a boundary for yourself and make it clear to them. Then enforce it. If they keep it up, cut them out. Mute, block, stop talking to them because they don’t respect you.
ask me anything
What is the best way to deal with someone who gives unsolicited criticism when you really don't want to just ignore it?
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