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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law

@adamguyguy.bsky.social
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I rode the theatre school to fish fry cook pipeline. Found in Chicago. He/him and be cool.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 1h
I dont understand why you'd set yourself up like this. Can't you just be embarrassed to not know enough about Tool to ridicule them when they pop up on the mix the way your most unhappy friends do like the rest of us? You need the dipshit machine to tee you up for that? Lol please fail publically
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 23h
Hello I would like to apply for whatever the opposite of a Job Referral would be. Additionally, I have several lists
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah! It is the first day of fall, and I am reminded of all the online shops whose email newsletters I have forgotten to unsubscribe from.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So far Riot Fest is contextually the funniest place I've seen AI menus
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would like to trade (1) Hair Bucket for (1) Owning The Movie I Paid For On The Amazon Cloud Library
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/09/2026
we are all macklemore* *kind of cringe, morally righteous
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It might be hard to believe that macklemore was cool before you knew about it, but it's confounding that you'd think he wasn't already cooler than you. 'Can't believe Im with macklemore' skeets you sent sitting on the toilet at your bummer day job unironically please pop a tag and stahp dog
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want a lifestyle where I dont ever have to use venmo
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ring of Barrel Scraping Armor 0 Weight 0 Value $5.99 Desperate flailing does 69% more self harm. Cannot move.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Isaac Newton with a dialog bubble on the bottom
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Scrooge as anti-hero already exists: he goes by McDuck and he doesn't need your acceptance on account of being cash rich with gold coins.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What will we call the wiki leaks for all the flock and meta data? OnlyLeaks?
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Playing Life the boardgame is a difficult experience to have and separate metaphor from
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did a duckduckgo search for "barbie vice color palette" and the first link I clicked lead to a website that imploded my irises
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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You are free to cut anyone out of your life who makes you feel bad for just being yourself. There are plenty of people who will love you for who you are.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Eventually we should consider a new England.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me and my homies would've broken it apart with hammers, I'll tell you that much
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Are we at the point where people are calling all the grays 'millenial' yet?
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I dont appreciate you lying to me on the internet again.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
PRIEST - You get to naming that catholic church yet? JOBBER - Sure did, boss. A real pointed self-callout just like you asked. PRIEST - What?
A big metal sign that says "Assumption Catholic Church"
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I generally think these guys are buying booze at restaurants in ID states, but they are just so plastered all the time that it seems like they're being carded for the chick par. but no, its the highball they get every time they sit down near a bar.
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bog monster @portmanbreaux.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i shoulda been born an employer
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[A too-whimsical version of One Winged Angel that fucking slaps]
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Im about 2 months sans caffeine and I understand now there is no replacement for the vigor of my youth
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Playing Mario Party 7 with partner Me: Waluigi sure does a lot of air humping Partner: Upsetting Me: Well he's got the body shape for it Partner: I meant the game
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every time I get an an automated spam call that program should come to life and have to suffer mortality just like me.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
As SpiderGoofy exists, consider there reasonably is a Sephiroth and Goofy combo and his name is obviously Sephirgawrsh.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mozzarella cheese sticks double as both the right choice here and an obvious store quality test. It's not bold to have them on your menu, but you can't be trusted with nothing for fucking up a sure thing like that. But if you nail them then I'm calling out your taquerias name longingly as I die bro
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gasping dry air only to suffocate faster? Gill issue
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Yes, cast it deep beneath the sands. I hope children for eons hence will frolick on the beach many meters above drinking Popsicles and listening to Walkmans again forever
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Boston baked beans and Jordan almonds are definitive old people foods because of how you have to eat them. One more than one at a time is sludge, but patience rewards the enjoyer of candied nuts
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Chiropractors hate this one trick
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The funny thing about fearing social media dying is that it doesn't and we just find a way to use it's skeletal remains to host other services for a Lil bit, like Myspace or friendster. Except for Google plus, which we ground to residue on the pavement to be able to keep the trend going
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Amazes me how many people's main professions is the cognition of words and they wouldn't suffer themselves cogging a fuckin nit even if it was done half for them
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You're laughing. The president's evil boils him away with decay from nape to toe and you're all laughing.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
(Shouting like the guy in the MK Theme) MAS SIVE DUMB ASS
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sad start to the day: blurted to my partner that I thought Elle's boyfriend at the beginning of Legally Blonde looks like Pete Hegseth.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is where I want internet culture to go back to and summarily stop, thank you
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 04/02/2026
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/02/2026
All media should be publicly or worker owned
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 15/01/2026
Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Schumer and Jeffries openly act like inside guys in a heist movie and, unsurprisingly, everyone around them act according to context
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/01/2026
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Picardillo
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Praise to you and Old Man Marley Too!
Foreground is slices of canned cranberry sauce, deviled eggs, filet mignon, oven roasted carrots, and mashed taters on a plate held aloft by me. 

Background is our TV with the menu screen for Home Alone on some streaming service idk
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ten thousand fucking percent. Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness. In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Having not seen the previous two, I feel Avatar the 3rd was very long and appropriate for Papyrus. No more money need be spent there
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