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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Damn, Zervos would be such a strong act name on top of that facial hair

Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I dont understand why you'd set yourself up like this. Can't you just be embarrassed to not know enough about Tool to ridicule them when they pop up on the mix the way your most unhappy friends do like the rest of us? You need the dipshit machine to tee you up for that? Lol please fail publically

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hello I would like to apply for whatever the opposite of a Job Referral would be. Additionally, I have several lists

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ah! It is the first day of fall, and I am reminded of all the online shops whose email newsletters I have forgotten to unsubscribe from.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So far Riot Fest is contextually the funniest place I've seen AI menus

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would like to trade (1) Hair Bucket for (1) Owning The Movie I Paid For On The Amazon Cloud Library

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me either, boss. I hope you take good care of yourself today if you got it in you

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/09/2026

we are all macklemore* *kind of cringe, morally righteous

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It might be hard to believe that macklemore was cool before you knew about it, but it's confounding that you'd think he wasn't already cooler than you. 'Can't believe Im with macklemore' skeets you sent sitting on the toilet at your bummer day job unironically please pop a tag and stahp dog

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want a lifestyle where I dont ever have to use venmo

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I had to stare at those prices for a good thirty seconds before being able to absorb them as reality.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ring of Barrel Scraping Armor 0 Weight 0 Value $5.99 Desperate flailing does 69% more self harm. Cannot move.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Scrooge as anti-hero already exists: he goes by McDuck and he doesn't need your acceptance on account of being cash rich with gold coins.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Losing my shit so bad my partner got mad. Then I showed them and they fell apart lol

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yis, this is true. The only stretching I was doing back then was with my wallet, iykwim. Now its my neck as I follow a YT video every morning to slow the calcification of my body

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Even that American knock off trash they have is good. Last day of my only time in Italy was in Rome and my mother was sick of Italian so we went to some goofy steer themed steakhouse that had burgers that banged better than some of the better ones I've had state side.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Probably madder that Usha overheard him listening to the Downside and likes your speaking voice.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

JD Vance scowling as he watches Jay Jurden to learn how to roast you for 2028

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is pretty funny coming from a guy who shits on steak salad

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What will we call the wiki leaks for all the flock and meta data? OnlyLeaks?

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This guy sucks so much. I feel like I was sick of his shit ten years ago, what the fuck is he still doing around?

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Playing Life the boardgame is a difficult experience to have and separate metaphor from

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I did a duckduckgo search for "barbie vice color palette" and the first link I clicked lead to a website that imploded my irises

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John Kearney @jk1440.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You are free to cut anyone out of your life who makes you feel bad for just being yourself. There are plenty of people who will love you for who you are.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I used to think that he was just trying to being a good Palantir shill, but tbh I dont think his performances in their interest (like thus) are anything other than doofy and offputting. What an odd person to want to be, man.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Imagine Dragons all looking at each other nervously across the table, flinching every time Gordon Ramsey calls a twenty-four year old saucier a "roux nuzzling twit" for the camera

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Jazz head Jazz shoulders Jazz knees and Jazz toes Knees and toes

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Giveitupgiveitupgiveitupgiveitupgiveitup* *The bribe

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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Eventually we should consider a new England.

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me and my homies would've broken it apart with hammers, I'll tell you that much

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Adam is a Cat Father thrice by common law @adamguyguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I never considered they might have a knob to gobble too. My bad, Cobbler ol chum

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