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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine

@damnfine.bsky.social
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New Orleans, Non-Profit, Data-based. Second Generation Trans Woman.

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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just trauma dumped on a cis man because I have an important appointment tomorrow and needed that shit out.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Straight (?) friend is telling me about how the gay rugby team played "slut house" in Australia recently. He's very proud his friend won.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screaming alone in my apartment before composing a slack message: I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just texting my lawyer to meet and get some paperwork. Told him I'd meet at a bar and he responded "lush"
George Bluth sr saying "I have the worst fucking attorneys"
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got into a Lyft this morning and the guy was listening to a smooth R&B song about a guy thirsting after someone on instagram.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guy on a webinar I am in just muttered "fuck me" under his breath.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I feel attracted to a man it feels like something done to me, against my will
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Convinced my friend Mike, who became bisexual after seeing Matt Damon in the Odyssey, to watch I Saw The TV Glow. I am a scientist doing experiments.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It'd be pretty funny if Sheeran got his stadium shows canceled due to low attendance.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore was in the Incarcerated Youth program at Evergreen. Ed Sheeran was in the Movie Yesterday. All of this was obvious years ago.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I call someone "Babe" it means they're an idiot. If I call someone "Baby" it means I have affection for them but also they're an idiot.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People who abbreviate Charlotte as CLT need to understand that I am a child.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trying not to think about how many ants I just ate while enjoying a muffin outside.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My secret? I always need to pee just a little bit.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meta is still playing the AI commercial set to Five Years by David Bowie.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am not your personal assistant. I am not anyone's assistant. I am not even of assistance to myself.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some of y'all have weird looking buttholes.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Typing "bitch, what did I just say?" Deleting that. Typing "I don't know how to be more clear" send.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I say a thing is a thing it is that thing and nothing more or less than that thing. Asking me for the 40th time if it is that thing will not change anything.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Going to start "They/Them"ing cis people, but only if they start it.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
City invaded by the giant bondage skeletons.
Giant bondage skeleton.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sitting at the bar reading a romance while my friends do fantasy football. Throwing out suggestions like, "Draft Nolan Ryan" to be helpful
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Another service has replaced the search function in their knowledgebase with an AI agent that doesn't search the knowledgebase but instead defines the terms you're trying to search.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Art Garfunkel learning he is hated.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Camp Miasma was great but the post credit scene teasing a connection to the MCU was weird.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So the back half of that movie was a sex fantasy while Gillian Anderson fingered her with those acrylics, right?
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So aggressively turned off by a scene in an audiobook I was listening to earlier that it's fucked my whole shit up.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The barista who yells at me when I don't bring my reusable mug yelled at me for not seeing Camp Miasma yet.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets

My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love to wear a sweater but hate the weather conditions that make sweaters bearable.
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Amazon algorithm has just suggested protein shakes, a selection of sapphic fiction, and a biography of Clarence Thomas.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/08/2026
ron Swanson: half mast is too high. show some damn respect
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jolene did this.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bosses love it when you say, "On it".
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Feels like the negative voice in my head has been phoning it in lately. No passion.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My cat knows when I'm only petting her to make sure she's still alive and gives me such hateful looks.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've been doing mail order hrt but I finally got into a gender clinic and holy shit is it like the emerald City salon from wizard of oz.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Petra Parker memes are a PR plant by Tom Holland's team to soft launch an upcoming transition announcement. Post skeet, run away.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My friend and I have been each others professional reference for over 20 years. We don't even need to do it at this point it's just fun.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My mom is coming to town after her partner passed. My sister is type A ing the shit out of it trying to plan the grieving process. As the older sister I am trying to accommodate whatever mom needs. This kid wants an entire day to schedule. Love her
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone in the movies hated C3PO.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Listened to a recap of a queer entrepreneurship conference the other day. The way the conversation shifted from mentorship and helping the younger generation establish themselves into NDAs and non-compete agreements. Capitalism is a poison.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just imagining the artist who does Nancy Mace's tattoos. Like they have to suck as a person right?
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s. baum @transvestigations.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a dire update on this story. I have reason to believe my source, Aurora Rush, was taken by the federal government as a political prisoner. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-coup...
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Trans Couple Brutalized At Louisiana Park Bathroom, Then Charged By Police
An angry mob allegedly beat them. The police charged them. The municipality voted for one of the most severe anti-trans bathroom ordinances in the country.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My mom is coming to town this week and it just occurred to me that we haven't seen each other in maybe a decade. Things have changed a bit for me in that time...
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
May the gender moose find you
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still from Like a Dragon: Infinite wealth where the characters fight on the beach.
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Damn 🏳️‍⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Unable to break the cycle, Sisyphus begins pushing a fully loaded trebuchet up a hill.
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