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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First, all we heard was MAGA diner patrons Now, all we hear is MAGA farmers complaining MAGA is only about 30% of the population. Why does it always get the megaphone?

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would like to write him a letter of apology. Does anyone know his address?

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think it would be fair at this point to ask the question, "Are Texas players betting on the games?" Simmons' ridiculous stunt was a decision, not a mistake. The number of times Texas commits stupid errors at critical moments could not possibly be a natural occurrence.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you fucked our entire society with your vote. That choice has hurt every sector of our lives. Now you're upset because it affects you. In case you're wondering why we don't have empathy for you losing your farm/ranch it's because on top of everything else you did to us, your loss will starve us.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The way ICE is targeting the farming and ranching industries even though they know the President is being weakened in those sectors tells me the administration is trying to drive them under so agribusiness conglomerates can buy them up.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think buildings should have a 13th floor. And that's where HR should be.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wait... does this feel faster and... I would say... more furious?

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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 24/09/2026

The story of the bosses' revolt comes down to their experience, in 2020, of helplessly watching the labor-income line go up — and resolving, right then and there, to make sure that never happened again.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One of my most galaxy-brained takes is that politicians and political groups should talk more about workers’ share of national income. It's one of the clearest, simplest ways to describe how billionaires and corporate elites captured so much of the economy--and something policy can change.

axios.com

U.S. workers' share of national income falls to a new low

Labor's bargaining position has worsened markedly in the last half-decade.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trump and his team must be really confused by still polling as high as the 30s. Like, who have we not hurt? Who is left to still support us? There must someone we haven't screwed over yet. Keep digging!

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 17/08/2025

while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.

A photo of Gavin Newsom at the press conference dressed in a tight black v cut t-shirt, black aviators, and a black cap, smiling as he answers questions

A photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituents

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When even your own backing band joins the haters just because you're afraid to say you're against genocide.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The parasites in the government who have shredded its credibility want you to know that the parasites in the lettuce are gone. Truthfully. Absolutely. You can trust us this time.

abcnews.com

Parasitic outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce is over: CDC

A parasitic outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce has been declared over, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said on Friday.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looks like Gary Oldman can keep eating whatever he likes for another year.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Last year's seminars at the company retreat: How to code faster and better with AI Why not make it an agent? An overview of AI tools This year's: How to limit subscription overruns How to protect code repos from rogue AI When does AI actually make sense? Tide is turning. Reality is dawning.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This infantile nonsense is driving me crazy. Lifeeeee is pronounced like it's spelled If you want to draw out the word, use Liiiiiife, for fuck's sake. Same for every other word you just repeat the last letter for. It's not dumbbbbb. It's duuuuumb as shit.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you're only going to play football for one quarter of the game, I guess it makes sense that it would be the 4th quarter. #HookEm

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

More and more, if the answer isn't "Capitalism in general" it's "C-Suite Goons" specifically. BTW, I'm not backing off calling the executive class goons just bc it now means masturbator. There's never been bigger bunch of jerkoffs than the American corporate executive class.

pajiba.com

Why Can’t We Have Nice Muppet Things

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

With today's news I'm wondering if the goal is to drive all the farmers out of business so they have to sell their farms to private equity.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Of all people in the world, from all walks of life, farmers should understand the saying, "You reap what you sow." How is any of this a surprise to them?

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

When they were taking away our rights and killing our women and murdering immigrants and starting illegal wars, farmers and ranchers didn't mind at all But now that they're financially inconvenienced it's a "we problem" and "no point in talking about who voted for who" They should never vote again

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ranchers saying "it doesn't matter who I voted for, this is going to affect everybody."

Image from The Holy Grail: Let's Not Bicker And Argue About Who Killed Who

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why would you name a deadly, damaging storm after Dolly Parton? What was the thinking process there?

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

had to make sure because I didn't want him to bitch slap me on here but yeah it's true. Right after Dolly, we lose Tim Curry. Are we gonna be stuck here with all the uncool losers? Is that the plan? RIP Tim Curry

hollywoodreporter.com

Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80

The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My Hakeem Jeffries "Pre-Surrender" swag will soon be available in the merch store

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you put the day first, i.e. 31/12/2026, because you say it, "31st December" then shouldn't you write money like "4£90"?

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Okay, yeah, I'll have a beer with that." My wife *hissing*: "No one else is drinking." "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. Beers all around." Wife bangs head on table so hard it flips over.

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why #BreakThemUp? Because this is one of the richest companies in the world yanking healthcare to pinch pennies at workers' expense. wdwnt.com/2026/08/disn...

wdwnt.com

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Watching the video of Bob Iger explaining how the acquisition of Lucas Film and Star Wars will bring great value to Disney shareholders is the most dystopian thing I've experienced in a while. Those dead, empty eyes speaking those dead, empty words really highlight where we are and how we got here

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Good afternoon everyone and welcome to the ADHD field trials. One quick change to mention before we get started, the competition formerly known as "How many context switches per minute" is now "How many context switches did you have while I read this title." Good luck to all our competitors!

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Now here's a wedding tradition I can get behind!

Headline: Row of supercars petrol bombed during Birmingham wedding

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Target gets $1B in tariff refunds. Target's profits are up $1B. But if they returned the tariff payments to the people who paid them, us, then that math doesn't really add up, right?

bbc.com

Target receives $1bn boost from Trump tariff refunds

The US chain said it received a $994 million pre-tax reimbursement, which resulted in its second quarter operating income rising to $2.6bn.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/08/2026

a clown car but it’s olive garden employees delivering my never ending pasta bowl i ordered

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"rescued alive" seems redundant

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

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Adam Auntie Em @adamauntiem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Yes! Dickover made it into common lex! I don't code anymore but someone could make a pile of money if they wrote a browser extension that searches a page for contact information and sends a "Dickover Complaint" email when you click a button on a dickover site.

theguardian.com

Dickovers, baggravation and botiquette: 18 new words to describe our tech hellscape

There are many tech irritants that are a scourge of modern life, yet we have lacked the vocabulary to describe them ... until now

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