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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

3. when i said that 90 percent of atheists believe in santa claus 2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners 1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Zohran Mamdani STOLE my name and won't give it back ere I answer his riddles three

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Heraclitus said you can't step into the same river twice. Cratylus said you can't step into the same river once. The way these radical left extremists are going, soon you won't even be allowed to step into the same river zero times!

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My dad has told me on several occasions about how he always struggled with IQ tests because they were all time sensitive and the pressure would get to him. Once he got to do a test that wasn't timed he scored great. And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge me: yeah my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad me: ok wait, that’s not really– my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again me: four loko

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement. Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime. /1

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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Movie: Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior Language: English Country: United States

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

pros of being a gay man: Men! 🤠😁👍 cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Man I wish there was a public event where I could stand on an unshaded sidewalk for a few hours while bankers and prison guards wearing white t-shirts with rainbow logos looked down at me from truckbeds and blasted Chapell Roan.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

soweli lili soweli suli soweli walo soweli kule soweli lape soweli tawa soweli pona soweli wawa #tokipona

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

The real culture war is between dixie novelty car horns and la cucaracha novelty car horns btw

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Bro you better be paying 100 times the actual price anytime you're at the store the way you're always missing the point

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Give a paraplegic a wheelchair and you help them for a day. Tell 'em to just walk and it's no longer your problem. Like, are they stupid? It's not hard.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

O heart of a thousand sorrows, o world of a thousand pains, end me now. (spilled my dink)

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

My government told me F150s keep running over toddlers so I asked how many toddlers he has and he said he just keeps building anti-pedestrian urban environments so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding toddlers to SUVs and then his voters started crying.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Not saying it should be illegal but I wanna live in a society where if you as a parent put a giant cartoony bow on your baby girl's head then you can expect check-ins from CPS at least once in a while.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I have got to outgay these straggots

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Favorite concept in any religion: blunt force enlightenment in Zen Buddhism. Anytime you jumpscare someone they have a 0.00000000001% chance of instantly attaining Nirvana.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Listing the subtle light of the Moon as my only reference on my CV

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Nonbinary people have been known to dabble in trinkets,[23][24][25][26]

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I genuinely have so much love in my heart for Americans who insist on pronouncing things "authentically" and then just pronounce them differently but still wrong, like "Honey, it's MAY-hicko, not MEX-icko." Peace and love.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Dude your loser boyfriend is telling me to watch the great wazowski or whatever it's called

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Okay. sure. maybe i drive ten above the speed limit, shopift, tax dodge, litter and smoke weed, but I'm not a pesky *Criminal*. Criminals are subhumans without rights who should be killed on sight. Not like me. I'm just a law abiding citizen who breaks the law sometimes.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Username? I hardly know her name!

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

It is said that Chinese philosopher Kongfuzi – or Confucius as he is usually known in the West – once said that it is not actually the heat that gets you; it is the humidity.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Maybe stop talking to a psychologist and start talking to a mycologist!!

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Not a fan of e-scooters but I am glad that they have increased the number of men I see hugging each other from behind bu like 5000%

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Why don't you stop gesticulatin and start testiculatin? the testiculatorrrr

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I am looking disrespectfully. It's not a sex thing. You are smoking at a bus stop. I am trying to kill you with my eyes.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Is your child showing signs of divine enlightenment? Click here to take the quiz

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

let he who is without sin cast the first vote

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Ugh. There is nothing on netflix. Wanna try true love?

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

What am I supposed to say to my normie 18-year-old coworkers when they ask me what video games I play. "Oh yeah I play these indie games you've never heard of. I play TF2 it came out before you were born." Is there actually an answer that doesn't make me sound like a jerk or a weirdo.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I DON'T WANT A CHINESE CENTURY! I DON'T WANT IT!

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The question for the ages: can the Witch Doctor song still be a bop if the lyrics can be construed as a bit racist

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Me reading the Bible 🤝 Me with a grindr date Finishing Joshua in no time at all

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hm. Maybe I should post that one Natalie Portman line from the Star Wars prequels. I wonder if anyone else has thought of doing that.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hail to ye, all my new, loyal subjects. It pleases me to inform you that I found a genie in a lamp, which is why I am now God-Emperor of Earth and why I have a ten foot cock. As for my third wish? From now on, sneezing has a 0.001% chance of exploding your head. You're welcome.

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Adam @adam-is-adam.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The tribunal has found you guilty and sentences you to 1000 years of clapping on the airplane

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