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adair alia

@adair.bsky.social
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not a champagne problem but a champagne opportunity ✨ dance | rope | sharps | yoga | culture | religion

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/09/2026
Me, being good at a particular thing: Being good at this means I'm smart. Me, seeing a machine that does that same thing pretty well: That machine is a person now.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've got an Antigone joke but I heard you're too cool to laugh at it.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Had a nightmare last night that Ralph Fiennes emerged from my fish pond and ate my girl cat. Ok.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Watched Jesus Christ Superstar with loved ones yesterday to celebrate, which completely holds up. Seeing that movie on repeat while being raised Catholic by folks towards the leftist end of the spectrum certainly explains why I'm ✨like this✨.
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a man in a red jacket is flying through the air with the words " all your followers are blind " above him
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Happy return of the dark mother to all those who celebrate. Let's all go around the table and say what we're @contrapoints.bsky.social for.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My toxic trait is I can read any academic text and make my response to it about Mark Fisher.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
On the one hand, the fauxgressive idiot high school ex-boyfriend who SA-ed me habitually and stalked me has a massive banner on his bluesky page that says "you are what you do" (ironic, damning, hoisted by own petard, etc.) On the OTHER hand a quick scroll verifies I am still infinitely funnier.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The internet was a lot better before men found out what maxillas and canthal tilts are.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wow I just found out that the band Tool are atheists. Their songs make a lot more sense now 🤯
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My relationship style is usually described as monogamy but actually monolatry is much more accurate.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Americans sit in their cars in parking lots SO MUCH.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I disappeared for awhile. I have been volunteering and doing yoga. I'll be around when I'm around ✌️
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
1 like = 1 piece of personal lore 🩷
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Absolutely beefing with whoever didn't tell me that press on nails would make me feel like a full on goddess immediately
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sometimes I fear we live in an Objectivist simulation, then I remember that in our universe novelty metal billionaires aren't just amoral they're also too dumb to invent Rearden Steel so their stupid novelty metal bridges (in our case dumpster trucks and tin can submersibles) just fail.
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Shay Tiziano @shaytiziano.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Tethered Together is this weekend, and I am thrilled to be producing the Saturday night show, Circus of Elements! 🌿🌊🔥💨 Earth, Water, Fire, & Air – bring the elements to life as Tethered Together & @twistedwindows.bsky.social combine aerial acrobatics, dance, drag, and spoken word.
Qatherine, on aerial silks at Tethered 2024
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ok I have a great problem because Americans are finally learning about Canadian current events. This is about the correct way to pronounce "premier" (the leader of a province) and if you get it right you'll be better than most US media.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
For the last time it's not "blush blindness" I'm flagging sapphic 🩷
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Diplomat
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I get this a lot (and was almost named after her!)
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Shay Tiziano @shaytiziano.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Are you coming to Tethered Together? I'm helping with the Saturday night show – dance/circus performances are fully booked, but we have openings for a few spoken word pieces! Details: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... 📸: Qatherine, photo by JD
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Going full freedom fries. Honestly I'm fine with this.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What movie have you seen that scared you the most? Like one that still sort of wigs you out to this day?
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There's a list of like a dozen really niche videos essays I'll probably never make and one of them is definitely a post-structuralist analysis of masculine performance at the gym, through pump covers and rest period activities.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Rewatching the fast and the furious for the first time in 200 years or whatever.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's been a really interesting week for finding out how much seemingly relevant higher education Americans can have on paper without ever even accidentally uncovering basic information about Canada or Mexico (it's a lot.)
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celeb pic is your therapist 😂😂😂
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Karada House @karada-house.de · 31/01/2025
Lets just share some Art. This is a photographic reiteration of the performance "Gold" with @caritia.bsky.social & @thebishopblack3000.bsky.social . Photography by @renedesans.bsky.social
Caritia and Bishop are posing closely together against a dark, textured background. Both wear black shorts and Caritia wears also a gold-toned tops, with their skin adorned with painted golden cracks resembling the Japanese art of Kintsugi, symbolizing strength and beauty in repair. Bishop is wrapped in golden rope, which binds the torso and arms, while Caritia holds the bondage rope, looking directly at the camera with an expression of calm strength. The lighting highlights their muscles, tattoos, and the metallic sheen of their outfits, creating a dramatic and intimate composition. [Shibari, Art, BPoc]
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This will probably range from nice Pollyanna sentiments to centre of a microwaved hot pocket takes, so sure why not! 1 like = 1 piece of advice (i mean, it’s *kinda* solicited, then?) But definitely random
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
When I was researching FEED--the first of a series of novels about pandemics and their effects--I ran across one of the most frightening concepts I had ever seen in non-fiction. It held that humanity has been living in the anthropocene--the human age--but was approaching the pandemicene.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I'm a culturally Catholic atheist theology nerd and am going to hijack my own account to talk about the concept of grace for a minute because the language has come up in several conversations lately and I think that when informed by theology, it's even more beautiful to secular people. 🧵 1/8
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A baby.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I took a lot of the last year to manage life and grief and change, so it was hard to keep this to myself until after the official announcement. A and I will be co-presenting two classes at Tethered Together, and I will be teaching an additional two on my own. More details soon 🎪🎠✨
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Tethered Together – Rope Reimagined
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Nosferatu was pretty hot, very beautiful.
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
"People are jealous and that's why they don't like me" is like calling yourself a genius, classy, or humble. If you're saying it in public there's likely a compelling general consensus theory floating around that you might find enlightening.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I don't really believe the universe "sends" people lessons, but think the metaphor that the universe sends you the same lesson over and over until you learn it has some utility.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Oh WHAT NOW.
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Bergamot Jones @bergamohjones.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Even if they convict Mangione the conjugal visits alone will bankrupt the state
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This video was great, 10/10 recommend and also reminded me that I should go down a personal rabbithole about Calvinists and satanic panic at some point.
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Syenite Song @songofsyenite.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A dear friend of mine was unexpectedly laid off and needs a little help to get through the holiday season. Email me proof of a $50 donation to their gofundme (linked in the comments), and I will send you a clip of your choice from my clipstores!
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is Kathleen. We hear her sometimes. She was hanging out in the front yard tonight and she would turn and watch every time one of us spoke (inside the completely sealed house.) I guess I'd never considered that she hears us sometimes too.
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What's dating you like? (using one gif/meme) 👀
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adair alia @adair.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ok!
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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There are two wolves inside you webmd: wolf cancer
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Pan @pantheradraws.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!
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