Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026title: "I Asked AI to Tie my Shoes for Me and Even Though I Keep Falling on My Face, I Continue to Ask AI—And So Should You" text: transcript of me trying to get an LLM to write about my experience, but instead I start believing I'm a god as I'm fed a mix of compliments and lorem ipsum 021
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My phone has started showing me a picture of a trophy when I clear all notifications, like I need to be congratulated for swiping away email notifications, and I've never been more convinced that the people who make my phone think I'm a dumb baby 020
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/08/2026Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...short-stories.coThere Will Come Soft Rains by Ray BradburyThe voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and… 27984460
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Inviting my enemies over for a big dinner of unwashed raspberries and bagged salads topped with found cilantro 010
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You know bluesky is alive and kicking because fake screenshots from twitter by Keaton Patti are still being passed around as if they're real (in this case it's actually a screenshot of a slop article that used a fake screenshot from Keaton as its only source without actually verifying anything) 023
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Most vampires are obsessed with whatever civilization happened to be ascendant when they were teenagers 1468
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Big news: toddler has been saying "duck" as "cuck" pretty consistently for the last month. Can't convince her otherwise. Maybe she knows something about these ducks that I don't 031
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026post-crypto and post-AI, the new thing is monkey typewriters. Venture capital pours money into companies that promise to type up all of Shakespeare. "There will be a market for monkey-Shakespeare," they promise. NYTimes values the industry at a gajillion dollars. The price of keyboards skyrockets 050
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Television shows shouldn't have characters address important topics. That's unrealistic. My friends and I never talk about current events or politics. We only talk about our current emotional arcs, what happened a little bit ago, or give each other explanations of what is happening right now 031
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026If we convinced him that daylight savings time is somehow "woke," he'd cancel it within a week 010
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordAdam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 11/02/2026A.I. needs to watch its back, I'm coming for its job. Borrow tons of money with no chance of ever making it back? Kid shit. Lie that I'm good at stuff that I'll never be good at? Doing it now. Always be 5 years away from meeting my potential? Buddy, that's my life story. 05115
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Texted "stop" to opt-out of some marketing text and they texted back "STOP" to me. I guess we've opted out of each other. It was mutual 240
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188306082
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026If they gutted USAID and public broadcasting without a second thought, the least, the absolute least, we can do is abolish ICE. 130
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 14/01/2026introducing a bill that requires that the ICE goons have to print low resolution pictures of their faces on their face masks 030
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 12/12/2025It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass. 181103072685
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordCharles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 17/11/2025"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."futurism.comAI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With ChildrenFoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers. 601069399
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This is so awkward I thought I was following Orpheus out of the underworld but it turns out it was just some other guy wearing similar pants 130
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025"No, you see, they killed James Bond. MY name is Bondjames Bond." 021
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 08/11/2025It's crazy that Cleopatra lived closer to the extinction of the dinosaurs than she did to the building of the pyramids. 010
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/thefarside.comNew Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.comGet an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®. 3853771632
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Buying babyproofing products is a great experience because you constantly have to wonder "should I trust this company that doesn't bother to spellcheck their ad copy and badly photoshops the pictures of their products with the life of my child?" (the answer is always yes: I have no choice) 120
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Was reading a short story written in the 70s (printed in Harlan Ellison's posthumous "Last Dangerous Visions") and saw this fun little prediction 040
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 26/09/2025the "you have to tell me if you're a cop" people made their own license plates 030
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 05/09/2025This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy". 21472302163
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordPjörk 🐷 @nicoleconlan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The actual race against China is renewables and we are losing badly 0204
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordBrian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 26/08/2025LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all. It's time to ground them.bloodinthemachine.comGround the choppersThe LAPD's helicopter mania is both a policy disaster and a symbol of our malignant, badly functioning surveillance state. 441778388
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Was recently paid several million dollars to tell Democrats that they can no longer use the following terms, because they may offend Republicans: winning elections, social security, representation, transgender, gender, homosexual, heterosexual, government, Constitution, Mamdani, Bernie, AOC 110
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 15/08/2025A class from the king of podcasts?!?! A chance to make your own Eurovangelist to Zyxx podcast! (or a different podcast, are there more than 2 podcasts?) Wow wow wow you gotta jump on this 020
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Reminds me of this video either @therobstern.bsky.social or @khealywu.bsky.social showed me ages ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE...youtube.comHall Of Inaccurate PresidentsYouTube video by Scott Gairdner 020
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 08/08/2025my 1-year-old daughter every time Paddington is on screen 030
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 24/07/2025this is Bam's chance to post "Damn Rock I wish you were still with us" 010
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordMike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 23/07/20251896: Oh no the train is coming right out of the screen! 2025: The train is capable of self-reflection and I do therapy with the train. 4555126
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025One thing that's lost in all of this jumbotron CEO affair discourse is that apparently Coldplay has a specific jumbotron song, called "The Jumbotron Song," where Chris Martin sings about audience members, like an even lamer version of the old Leno "Jaywalking" bit. THIS is real crime, people. Focus 210
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 04/07/2025people seem really confused about racial categories maybe we should have some educational programs to teach how these historically constructed categories structure our entire society in insidious ways we could even do programming in workplaces to improve how people communicate with each other 251900308
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordAdam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 16/06/2025Got banned from the Fraiser reddit again 3392
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 12/06/2025"a new book by Jason about Nick Drake" is almost TOO well targeted towards me: clearly the CIA is trying to draw me out of hiding 060
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I wrote this as part of my new job as SpaceX PR! My salary is paid in crypto and company scrip, and every day we have an enforced 5 minute period where we all must laugh at the numbers 69 and 420, but overall it's a great job! 116911
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 24/05/2025About once a month I check in with facebook, linkedin, all of the social media sites I barely use, like a lone pioneer checking the perimeter, seeing if the fence still stands 040
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Being the first car in the left turn lane is a sacred duty. Waiting for the green arrow should require a little speech to make sure you're up to the task, like people in exit rows get 1214
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 11/05/2025One big takeaway from the last season of Righteous Gemstones is that Seann William Scott is one of the few actors who hasn't had his teeth bleached into chiclet-sized portals of nonexistence 020
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025A reminder that even if you didn't make it to pope this time, if you've still put in the work on your indie pope teams you should be proud of yourself. I heard that the conclave saw a lot of great popery during auditions this weekend, but there's just one open spot and so many incredible cardinals 020
Curtis Retherford @actuallycurtis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025"great, now she thinks I'm a fucking moron" -me, after accidentally saying "good night" when putting my 10-month-old down for an afternoon nap 0194
Reposted by Curtis RetherfordDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews. 246188196426