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spooky grace

@acab4cutie.top
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“[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later” “lesbian mr. rogers” “chaos muppet” she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡

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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 12h
when he gets really relaxed he turns into a gas factory. he’ll be so sweet making biscuits and then he’ll let out an absolutely room-clearing fart 😩
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 13h
sesame has the occasional toot or if she has an upset tummy she can definitely get a bit stinky in the litter box but overall she has zero smell ever. a delicate angel flower. and then we have stinky mcstinkbutt over here who’s producing more than enough stink for the both of them. boys, amirite
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 13h
👉😎👉
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 13h
girl omg was 70 a typo or is your profile pic 20+ years old because i would not clock you as any older than late 40s-early 50s!!!!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 13h
never in my life have i met a cat as stinky as this guy. jfc. he just casually lets out absolutely NUCLEAR farts several times per day and his shits are on a whole other level. my god. the type of smell that makes your eyes water. this is uncharted territory for me 💀
My stinky son, a black short-haired tuxedo cat, laying on his back with his legs all the way open and his eyes 99.9% closed. Ultimate chillaxing position for sure
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 15/02/2024
🎶 put your arms around me, what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful 🎶
“Uh may”
(The joke is a reference to the song slide by the goo goo dolls)
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/05/2024
sorry. outta spoons. all i got left is swords
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/06/2023
ghosted by a squirter call that a splash and dash
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 03/05/2024
[to the tune of “losing my religion”] 🎶 that’s me in a tesla cybertruck that’s been recalled running over children 🎶
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 12/06/2023
when i say i got that dog in me this is the dog i’m talking about
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 09/07/2023
acab includes the voice in the back of your mind that tells you not to hit “post”
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/06/2023
i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.”
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/12/2023
please enjoy the story of the the Olive Garden Incident, pulled from my twitter
grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
Gather round, children. Gather round for story time. Today we are discussing The Olive Garden Incident™.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
A few years ago I was on a date with my ex. We decided to go to Olive Garden. Good enough.
They have good breadsticks.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
So as we're driving there I kind of remember
HEY! I have social anxiety! It's nearly impossible for me to order for myself in a restaurant!

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
So the waiter comes around, brings us water.
I'm mentally preparing myself to order. I've planned out exactly what I'm gonna say.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
I'm starting to build up my confidence. "I got this!" I think to myself, blissfully unaware of the approaching horror.grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
So the waiter comes around. "Are you ready to order?" I nod. "You bet your sweet ass I'm ready.
I was born for this," I think to myself.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
So I make my order and I only stutter once! Fuck yeah! BUT THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER HITS ME WITH A CURVEBALL FOR THE BOOKS.

grace (h8s cops)
@catmom666 • 9/14/14
"Would you like soup or salad with that?" I…What. Soup..or salad? I didn't know it came with that. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
I start panicking. And stuttering. And even fucking sweating. My waiter is staring at me. My boyfriend is staring at me.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
Then suddenly, my brain shuts off.
...No." I say to the waiter, quite firmly. Now it is the waiter's turn to stutter.grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
"I...uh...ma'am, you have to pick one of the two."
FUCK.
My fight or flight instinct kicks in.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
My brain chose flight. & by flight I mean slamming my head onto the table and bursting into tears. Before God, my waiter, and Olive Garden.

grace (h8s cops) @catmom666 • 9/14/14
Since that day I have never returned to an Olive Garden. Even though their breadsticks are really good. I refuse to go to them.

grace (h8s cops)
@catmom666
So there you have it. The Olive Garden Incident™
7:28 PM • 9/14/14 from Earth
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Sykosonik [Hardcore Dumbass] @sykosonik.online · 18/07/2024
We noticed you from across the bar looking like a zombie and we were wondering what's in your head?
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/07/2024
we noticed you letting it linger from across the bar and were was just wondering if you have to?
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 05/10/2026
OMFG AMAZING !!!!!!!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 04/10/2026
did not expect vultures to have “🥺” eyes lol
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 02/10/2023
me as someone’s boss in october: hey i need those reports ASAP (As Spooky As Possible)
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J. Offir, PhD @joffirphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh oh, cat lovers. "Nearly all tested cat foods contain toxic plastic contaminants, the herbicide glyphosate and heavy metals such as lead, mercury and arsenic, according to a new investigation provided exclusively to CNN." "100 top-selling cat foods [were tested] for www.cnn.com/2026/10/02/h...
cnn.com
What’s in your cat’s food? New investigation finds lead and other toxins | CNN
Most types of cat foods contain lead, arsenic, cadmium and mercury as well as toxic chemicals from plastics and fertilizers, a new investigation found.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMAO. there it is
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 02/10/2026
my legacy 🙏
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 02/10/2026
this is fake btw. there’s plenty of reasons to criticize eminem, no reason to make shit up. bsky.app/profile/fire...
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
if you have a cat i can’t recommend this enough lmao both my cats LOVE it and will literally spend all day in it. 10000/10 highly recommend www.walmart.com/ip/928086213...
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
oh to be a former stray lounging in a scratcher chaise 🥰
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
textbook drunk man behavior tbh
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
it just floors me that like he really thinks he’s saying something. like he’s really showing Them™ that He Means Business. there are 12 year olds that are less cringe!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
a real life living breathing onion article. this is something a 19yo frat boy would put in his tinder bio. i can’t believe this is a real thing that an actual high-rank government official said. i hope everything works out (in a good way) so that this quote will be put in history books. incredible.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
🎶 today i don’t feel like doing anything 🎶
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 01/10/2026
Look at this guy
Our cat (Grace’s cat and I’m stepdad) jack in his little scratcher thing on his back looking handsome and chill af
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
what a chunky butt baby 🥹
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
NOT well AT ALL lmao. we’re working at it. i’m giving them another week or two to see if anything improves & if not i’m going look into getting them, or at least the boy, on anxiety meds. he doesn’t know how to be Normal around other cats bc he was a stray that got beat up a lot by the other strays☹️
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
me neither lol. is this supposed to be a “oooh guy with face tattoos so scary” thing?
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 01/10/2026
my eepy children
My cat, Sesame, laying on a laptop snoozing it up. She is a beautiful brown short-haired tabby with an orangeish nose. Also she has an eye boogie I gotta wipe off sorry I’m the worst mom everMy lovely son, Jack, laying on the carpet knocked the fuck out. He is a handsome mostly-black tuxedo cat with white whiskers.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 30/09/2026
immediately got taco bell afterwards lol i was like you know what i earned this for being brave 😂
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 30/09/2026
i couldn’t believe how easy it was, absolutely phenomenal investment!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 30/09/2026
so yeah please clap lol this was a Really Big Deal for me. i know this was just a small simple task, but having my car melt my face off IN PUBLIC & being put in the burn unit was rather traumatizing long-term! i’m very lucky that i wasn’t blinded & i have almost no permanent scarring. 🩷 the end lol
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 30/09/2026
well last night my car’s battery died but i had to run an errand so i had to jump the car by myself (i keep a portable jumper thingy in my car). it’s been well over a decade since The Incident, but i was still so terrified that my hands were shaking & i was lowkey crying my face off BUT I DID IT!!!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 30/09/2026
random grace lore drop but i want to share something i did last night that i’m proud of: so when i was 17, my car literally blew up in my face & sent me to the burn unit. since then, i have refused to so much as open the hood of a car by myself (this isn’t the part i’m proud of lol just context)
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/09/2026
i’m so sorry. losing them is the worst thing in the world and so horribly traumatizing, especially when it’s such a rapid decline. i was inconsolable for weeks after i lost my 20yo girl to sudden illness. it’s been almost 6yrs & i still can’t talk about her without crying. sending sooooo many hugs 🩷
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 28/09/2026
those monkeys are contractors
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 28/09/2026
right?! i keep telling lauren that i wish they understood english so that i could get everything straightened out lol because trying to get them to understand just through the tone of my voice is not cutting it 😂
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 28/09/2026
getting my spine treated like an accordion in a polka band would fix me
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 28/09/2026
i have been using pheromone diffusers. anxiety meds are my next step but it’s only been a little over a week so i’m trying to wait a little longer before having to pay for that vet visit lol
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